Canada Moist Talkers/Season 8

🗣️ Canada Moist Talkers
Season 8
Dates	Sept. 21, 2020 - Sept. 27, 2020
← Previous	Season 7
Next →	Season 9
Results
Overall Record	42-57
Divine Favor	19
Division	4th in Mild High
League	7th in Mild League
ILB Placement	12th overall
Modifiers	Blood DonorIn the Blood Bath each season, this team will donate Stars to a division opponent that finished behind them in the standings.
League Info
Active Rules	Eat The RichAt the end of each Season, the Fans with the top 1% of Coins will have their funds redistributed throughout the 99%.  Party TimeA Team will enter Party Time if receiving 1 Win per remaining game would not land them in the Postseason. In Party Time, they'll receive random Stat Boosts from Partying. See also: Glossary
Roster Changes
Date Change Cause β08 4200 - Quack Enjoyable + Cedric Spliff 🎸 Feedback β08 4400 - Eugenia Garbage + Lachlan Shelton 👟 Feedback β08 4400 - Simon Haley + Eugenia Garbage 👟 Feedback
Blessings
Barrel of Tiny Eggs Canada Moist Talkers   10000 Peanuts to all fans of the Moist Talkers

In Season β8, thankfully, the Moist Talkers have a much calmer season with not as much roster turmoil. Well, sort of. On Day 44 of the season, hitter Eugenia Garbage would get caught in the Feedback twice, resulting in Lachlan Shelton returning to the Moist Talkers, and Simon Haley being sent to the Charleston Shoe Thieves. Another blast of Feedback sees Quack Enjoyable head to the Seattle Garages for Cedric Spliff. While their standing in the league improved, it wasn't enough to reach the Postseason.

The election is a calm one as well, with the Moist Talkers winning the Barrel of Tiny Eggs blessing, and every fan of the Moist Talkers receiving 10000 Peanuts.

Starting Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Simon Haley Ziwa Mueller Quack Enjoyable Commissioner Vapor Jesús Koch Beans McBlase Alston Cerveza Eugenia Garbage Fish Summer	PolkaDot Patterson Greer Lott Jenkins Good Ortiz Morse Mooney Doctor
Shadows
Carter Turnip Collins Mina Tyreek Peterson Zeke Wallace Amos Melon Augusto Reddick Tucker Flores London Simmons Spears Nolan Natha Spruce Wall Osborn