Canada Moist Talkers/Season 22

🗣️ Canada Moist Talkers
Season 22
Dates	June 28, 2021 – July 04, 2021
← Previous	Season 21
Next →	Season 23
Results
Postseason	Lost 2-3 against 🥧
Overall Record	41-58
Wins	49
Divine Favor	7
Division	5th in Mild Low
League	11th in Mild League
ILB Placement	20th overall
Modifiers	High PressureThis Team or Player will play 25% better in Flooding weather when runners are on base.  H20Players with H20 will always swing at strikes while there are 2 Outs.  ModerationThis Team will accept Unruns after each non-loss so that they only non-lose by 1 Run.
Renovations	Big BucketsIf a home run lands in a Big Bucket, it scores an extra Run.  Salmon CannonsSalmon Cannons have a chance of expelling pests from your Ballpark. Salmon Cannons can prevent Consumer attacks and send players on the away team Elsewhere.  Fax MachineThe Fax Machine will swap the Home Team's pitcher for their best Shadows Pitcher whenever they've allowed 10+ Runs in a game.  SmithyThe Smithy will occasionally repair Items for Players playing in this Ballpark.  Flood PumpsFlood Pumps will prevent Flooding weather from making your Ballpark filthier.  Open Floor PlanThis Ballpark's Grandiosity is 5% the eDensity of a standard Ballpark.  HoopsWhen a Player hits a Home Run, the next batter can go up for an alley oop to score an extra Run.  Peanut MisterA Peanut Mister will occasionally cure a Player of their peanut allergy. Peanut Misters can also remove the Superallergic modification from players.  Ball PitEvery Foul Ball hit in this Ballpark will add 5x the eDensity that it normally would.  Flood BalloonsA medium, permanent amount of negative eDensity is added for each Flood in this Ballpark. Flooding++
League Info
Active Rules	Eat The RichAt the end of each Season, the Fans with the top 1% of Coins will have their funds redistributed throughout the 99%.  Party TimeA Team will enter Party Time if receiving 1 Win per remaining game would not land them in the Postseason. In Party Time, they'll receive random Stat Boosts from Partying. See also: Glossary  Wild CardsAt the end of the regular season, 1 Wild Card will be drawn at random from the remaining Teams in each Sub-League to receive a Postseason Birth.  Based EvolutionEvery Third Championship a Team wins will cause the Team and its Players to Evolve. Players that round the phylogenic Bases will get to go Home.  Free WillsThe bottom four finishing Teams in the League will receive an extra Will in that Season's Election.  All You Can EatFans are free to buy and discard Snack Slots in their Snack Pack. The number of Slots they have will determine their Payout Modifier for all Snacks. The less slots, the higher the Payout Modifier.  Community ChestAnytime 3000 Runs are accumulated league-wide, every Team will receive an Item Crate for a random active Player on their Team.  FairgroundsAll games have a chance of being Prize Matches, in which the winning Team will open an Item Crate.  Hype TrainShaming your opponent will build Hype in your Ballpark.  RatificationRenovations built by at least 18 Teams will be Ratified into Non-Physical Law for the entire League.  Hotel MotelThe Hotel Motel will occasionally create Holiday Innings during the Earlseason, where you Party instead of Score.  TurntablesBallpark: Any Win earned from a non-loss in this Ballpark during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin. League: Any Win earned from a non-loss during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin.  The UnderbracketEvery Postseason, the bottom finishing Teams will compete in the Underbracket while the top finishing Teams compete in the standard Overbracket.  Sun(Sun)All Wins and Unwins earned will be Squared.  TunnelsTunnels allow the Home Team to steal from the Away Team in this Ballpark.  Sun 30When a game enters Extra Innings, both Teams will immediately earn 1 Win.  BalloonsA small, permanent amount of negative eDensity is added for each Run or Win earned in this Ballpark.  Bird HotelWhen the Home Team parties, a number of Birds will come join the Party.  VoicemailWhen the Home Team is shut out in this Ballpark, they'll swap the worst Batter in their Lineup with the best Batter in their Shadows.  Sun .1Weather. Each Run scored is worth .1 more per Inning.
Roster Changes
Date Change Cause β22 400 - Beasley Gloom + Amos Melon 🗣️ Fax Machine β22 1500 - Cedric Spliff + London Simmons 🗣️ Voicemail β22 2500 - Freemium Seraph + Beasley Gloom 🗣️ Fax Machine β22 LS + Liquid Friend XII 🗣️ Gift Shop β22 LS + Uncle Plasma XII 🗣️ Gift Shop β22 7800 - Beasley Gloom + Nova Gesundheit 🗣️ Fax Machine β22 7800 + Nicholas Nolan 🏝️ Thieves Guild (🗣️) β22 8800 - Greer Lott + Premjeet Liu 🗣️ Voicemail β22 9000 - Premjeet Liu + Greer Lott 🗣️ Voicemail β22 9500 - Uncle Plasma XII + Beasley Gloom 🗣️ Fax Machine β22 EL - Randy Dennis 🔱 Wills (🗣️) Equivalent Exchange β22 EL + Slosh Truk 🔱 Wills (🗣️) Equivalent Exchange β22 EL + Mags Banananana 🏋️‍ Roamin’ β22 EL - Tucker Flores 🎸 Blessings (🎸) Gachapon β22 EL - Ziwa Mueller ✨ Blessings (✨) Little Swap β22 EL + Tiana Wheeler ✨ Blessings (✨) Little Swap β22 EL - Liquid Friend XII 🗣️ Faded to Dust β22 EL + Alejandro Leaf 🗣️ Roamin’
Latesiesta
Renovations	+  BirdhousesBirdhouses invite Birds to come live in your Ballpark. Every time a foul ball is hit in a ballpark with Birdhouses, a bird will be added to the ballpark, reducing its eDensity. The Moist Talkers installed a Light Switch in The Gleek The Gleek's Light Switch is now OFF +  Phantom Thieves' GuildIf the Home Team loses by 9 Runs in this Ballpark, they will steal from their opponent's Shadows.
Gift Shop	Bargain Bin Randy Dennis - Necklace of Stamina +1 + Holey Ambitious Socks +1 +  AmbitiousThis Team or Player will Overperform in the Postseason. Liquid Friend, Mint Edition Liquid Friend XII 🗣️ + Liquid Friend XII, Lineup -  YolkedThis Player is Yolked! Uncle Plasma, Mint Edition Uncle Plasma XII 🗣️ + Uncle Plasma XII, Rotation +  Yolked Liquid Friend XII +  Yolked
Other Events	Ratification: -  Phantom Thieves' Guild

Starting Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Eugenia Garbage Greer Lott Lucien Patchwork Randy Dennis Cedric Spliff PolkaDot Patterson	Jacoby Podcast Ziwa Mueller Jenkins Good Beasley Gloom Freemium Seraph
Shadows
Carter Turnip Collins Mina Tyreek Peterson Mooney Doctor Denim Squall Premjeet Liu Rosstin Andante Rhombus Drama Billup Kiddo Zeke Wallace Amos Melon Sixpack Dogwalker Tucker Flores London Simmons Spears Nolan Natha Spruce Wall Osborn Paco Junebug Nova Gesundheit

Season Events

Stadium Renovations

• Birdhouses - 10,629,715 Coins Spent
  • The Moist Talkers built a bunch of new Birdhouses in The Gleek.
  • The Gleek gained the Birdhouses modification.
    • +  Birdhouses
• Light Switch - 7,586,100 Coins Spent
  • The Moist Talkers installed a Light Switch in The Gleek.
  • The Gleek's Light Switch is now OFF.
• Phantom Thieves' Guild - 6,964,765 Coins Spent
  • The Moist Talkers established a Thieves' Guild in The Gleek.
  • The Gleek gained the Phantom Thieves' Guild modification.
    • +  Phantom Thieves' Guild

Gifts

• Moist Talkers received 3 Gifts! - 13,217,179 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🥧 Pies - 25%
    • 🎸 Garages - 18%
    • 🌞 Sunbeams - 10%
  • Bargain Bin - Wishlist #1
    • Randy Dennis dropped Necklace of Stamina +1.
      • - Necklace of Stamina +1
    • Randy Dennis gained Holey Ambitious Socks +1.
      • + Holey Ambitious Socks +1
      • +  Ambitious
      • Overall 15.8 -> 15.8 + 0.2
  • Liquid Friend, Mint Edition - Wishlist #2
    • Liquid Friend XII is weaker on their own.
      • -  Yolked
    • A Replica of Liquid Friend is granted to the Moist Talkers.
      • 🗣️ + Liquid Friend XII, Lineup
  • Uncle Plasma, Mint Edition - Wishlist #3
    • Uncle Plasma XII is weaker on their own.
      • -  Yolked
    • A Replica of Uncle Plasma is granted to the Moist Talkers.
      • 🗣️ + Uncle Plasma XII, Rotation
    • Liquid Friend XII and Uncle Plasma XII are stronger together.
      • +  Yolked
    • Uncle Plasma XII and Liquid Friend XII are stronger together.
      • +  Yolked

The Moist Talkers were also the top contributors for the Lovers, the Pies, and the Mechanics.

Election Results

Wills

• 
  Move
  • The Moist Talkers vote to move Greer Lott to their Rotation.
  • The Moist Talkers made a roster move.
    • 🗣️ - Greer Lott, Lineup
    • 🗣️ + Greer Lott, Rotation
  • Move - 25% of all Moist Talkers Will Votes
    This Filing - 76% of Moist Talkers Move Votes
    Final Odds - 19% chance of happening.
• 
  Equivalent Exchange
  • The Moist Talkers vote to swap Slosh Truk and Randy Dennis.
  • The Georgias and Moist Talkers made a trade.
    • 🔱 - Slosh Truk + Randy Dennis
    • 🗣️ - Randy Dennis + Slosh Truk
  • Equivalent Exchange - 11% of all Moist Talkers Will Votes
    This Filing - 10% of Moist Talkers Equivalent Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 1% chance of happening.
• 
  Shadow Revoke
  • Mags Banananana roamed to a new team.
    • 🏋️‍ - Mags Banananana, Rotation
    • 🗣️ + Mags Banananana, Rotation
  • Mags Banananana was boosted.
    • Combined 12.2 → 12.7

Blessings

• 
  Gachapon blessed the Seattle Garages.
  • Tucker Flores was recruited by the Garages.
    • 🗣️ - Tucker Flores, Shadows
    • 🎸 + Tucker Flores, Shadows
• 
  Heads over Tails blessed the Canada Moist Talkers.
  • Moist Talkers' most eDense Player Ziwa Mueller was Flipped.
    • +  NegativeThis Player is a Negative.
      Negative players have negative eDensity.
  • The Moist Talkers had 0% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Firefighters with 66%
    185,593 votes were cast.
• 
  Little Swap blessed the Yellowstone Magic.
  • The Magic swapped Tiana Wheeler for the Moist Talkers' Ziwa Mueller.
    • ✨ - Tiana Wheeler + Ziwa Mueller
    • 🗣️ - Ziwa Mueller + Tiana Wheeler

Post Election

• Liquid Friend XII faded away from the Moist Talkers.
  • 🗣️ - Liquid Friend XII
• Liquid Friend XII and Uncle Plasma XII are weaker apart.
  • -  Yolked
• Liquid Friend XII faded to dust.
  • +  DustThis Player is waiting to be Dusted off.
• Alejandro Leaf Roamed out of the Hall of Flame.
• Alejandro Leaf Roamed to The Moist Talkers.
  • 🗣️ + Alejandro Leaf, Rotation