Canada Moist Talkers/Season 21

🗣️ Canada Moist Talkers
Season 21
Dates	June 21, 2021 – June 27, 2021
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Results
Postseason	Underbracket Wild Card 2-1 against 💋 4-1 against 🎸 3-2 against 🍬 Defeated 0-3 against 🌞
Overall Record	61-38
Wins	67
Divine Favor	11
Division	3rd in Mild Low
League	6th in Mild League
Modifiers	High PressureThis Team or Player will play 25% better in Flooding weather when runners are on base.  H20Players with H20 will always swing at strikes while there are 2 Outs.  ModerationThis Team will accept Unruns after each non-loss so that they only non-lose by 1 Run.
Renovations	Big BucketsIf a home run lands in a Big Bucket, it scores an extra Run.  Salmon CannonsSalmon Cannons have a chance of expelling pests from your Ballpark. Salmon Cannons can prevent Consumer attacks and send players on the away team Elsewhere.  Fax MachineThe Fax Machine will swap the Home Team's pitcher for their best Shadows Pitcher whenever they've allowed 10+ Runs in a game.  SmithyThe Smithy will occasionally repair Items for Players playing in this Ballpark.  Flood PumpsFlood Pumps will prevent Flooding weather from making your Ballpark filthier.  Open Floor PlanThis Ballpark's Grandiosity is 5% the eDensity of a standard Ballpark.  HoopsWhen a Player hits a Home Run, the next batter can go up for an alley oop to score an extra Run.  Peanut MisterA Peanut Mister will occasionally cure a Player of their peanut allergy. Peanut Misters can also remove the Superallergic modification from players.  Ball PitEvery Foul Ball hit in this Ballpark will add 5x the eDensity that it normally would. Flooding++
League Info
Active Rules	Eat The RichAt the end of each Season, the Fans with the top 1% of Coins will have their funds redistributed throughout the 99%.  Party TimeA Team will enter Party Time if receiving 1 Win per remaining game would not land them in the Postseason. In Party Time, they'll receive random Stat Boosts from Partying. See also: Glossary  Wild CardsAt the end of the regular season, 1 Wild Card will be drawn at random from the remaining Teams in each Sub-League to receive a Postseason Birth.  Based EvolutionEvery Third Championship a Team wins will cause the Team and its Players to Evolve. Players that round the phylogenic Bases will get to go Home.  Free WillsThe bottom four finishing Teams in the League will receive an extra Will in that Season's Election.  All You Can EatFans are free to buy and discard Snack Slots in their Snack Pack. The number of Slots they have will determine their Payout Modifier for all Snacks. The less slots, the higher the Payout Modifier.  Community ChestAnytime 3000 Runs are accumulated league-wide, every Team will receive an Item Crate for a random active Player on their Team.  FairgroundsAll games have a chance of being Prize Matches, in which the winning Team will open an Item Crate.  Hype TrainShaming your opponent will build Hype in your Ballpark.  RatificationRenovations built by at least 18 Teams will be Ratified into Non-Physical Law for the entire League.  Hotel MotelThe Hotel Motel will occasionally create Holiday Innings during the Earlseason, where you Party instead of Score.  TurntablesBallpark: Any Win earned from a non-loss in this Ballpark during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin. League: Any Win earned from a non-loss during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin.  The UnderbracketEvery Postseason, the bottom finishing Teams will compete in the Underbracket while the top finishing Teams compete in the standard Overbracket.  Sun(Sun)All Wins and Unwins earned will be Squared.  TunnelsTunnels allow the Home Team to steal from the Away Team in this Ballpark.  Sun 30When a game enters Extra Innings, both Teams will immediately earn 1 Win.
Latesiesta
Renovations	+  Flood BalloonsA medium, permanent amount of negative eDensity is added for each Flood in this Ballpark. +  VoicemailWhen the Home Team is shut out in this Ballpark, they'll swap the worst Batter in their Lineup with the best Batter in their Shadows. +  Bird HotelWhen the Home Team parties, a number of Birds will come join the Party.
Other Events	Ratification: -  Voicemail -  Bird Hotel

Starting Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Eugenia Garbage Greer Lott Lucien Patchwork Randy Dennis Lachlan Shelton Cedric Spliff Augusto Reddick	Jacoby Podcast Ziwa Mueller Jenkins Good Beasley Gloom Amos Melon
Shadows
Carter Turnip Collins Mina Tyreek Peterson Mooney Doctor Denim Squall Premjeet Liu Rosstin Andante Rhombus Drama Billup Kiddo Zeke Wallace Cudi Di Batterino Sixpack Dogwalker Tucker Flores London Simmons Spears Nolan Natha Spruce Wall Osborn Paco Junebug