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==Season Results==
 
==Season Results==
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===The Discipline Era (Seasons 1 to 11)===
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|-
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! colspan="5" |Discipline Era
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|-
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!Season
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!Wins
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!Record
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!Postseason
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!Season Summary
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|-
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|[[Season 1|1 - The Return]]
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|50
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|50-49
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|Did not qualify.
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|
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*Did not receive any blessings in the election.
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|-
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|[[Season 2|2 - The Discipline Era]]
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|55
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|55-44
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|'''Quarterfinalists'''
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L 0-3 vs. [[Philly Pies]]
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|
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*The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 2#Blessings|Defection]] blessing with 3% of the vote, stealing [[PolkaDot Patterson]] from the [[Baltimore Crabs]], and sending back [[Oliver Notarobot]].
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|-
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|[[Season 3|3 - Peanut Plague/Uncertainty]]
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|53
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|53-46
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|'''Quarterfinalists'''
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L 2-3 vs. [[Philly Pies]]
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|
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*Did not receive any blessings in the election.
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|-
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|[[Season 4|4 - Feedback]]
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|53
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|53-46
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|'''Quarterfinalists'''
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L 2-3 vs. [[Hades Tigers]]
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|
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*As a result of the [[Season 4#Election Results|Alternate Reality]] decree, Moist Talkers batter [[Jesús Koch]] and pitcher [[Jenkins Good]] had their alternates called, resulting in a reroll of their stats.
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*The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 4#Blessings|Questioning Their Every Decision]] blessing with 8% of the vote, impairing the vibes of the [[Houston Spies]], [[Miami Dale]], [[Seattle Garages]], and [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] by 7%.
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|-
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|[[Season 5|5 - Reverb]]
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|55
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|55-44
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|'''Semifinalists'''
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W 3-1 vs. [[Baltimore Crabs]]<br />
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L 2-3 vs. [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]]
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|
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*As a result of the [[Season 5#Election Results|High Filter]] decree, the Moist Talkers were moved into the new [[Mild League|Mild High]] division.
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*The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 5#Blessings|Flame-Resistant Foam]] blessing with 8% of the vote, making them immune to [[incineration]] for Season 6.
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|-
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|[[Season 6|6 - Idols]]
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|48
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|48-51
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|Did not qualify.
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|
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*Did not receive any blessings in the election.
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|-
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|[[Season 7|7 - Getting Shelled]]
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|42
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|42-57
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|Did not qualify.
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|
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*The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 7#Blessings|Scorpler's Jacket]] blessing with 3% of the vote, granting [[Jesús Koch]] Mclaughlin Scorpler's Memorial Fireproof Jacket, and making them immune to incineration.
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|-
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|[[Season 8|8 - Rest in Violence]]
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|48
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|48-51
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|Did not qualify.
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|
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*The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 8#Blessings|Barrel of Tiny Eggs]] blessing with 16% of the vote, granting all fans of the Canada Moist Talkers 10000 [[peanuts]].
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|-
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|[[Season 9|9 - Forecast]]
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|50
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|50-49
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|Did not qualify.
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|
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*Due to the Season 9 [[Season 9#Decrees|Forecast Decrees]], [[Beans McBlase]] gained {{ModifInline|Siphon}}, [[Jenkins Good]] gained {{ModifInline|Friend of Crows}}, and [[Fish Summer]] gained {{ModifInline|Fire Eater}} modifications.
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*The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 9#Blessings|Eat me, Drink me]] blessing with 2% of the vote, boosting [[Beans McBlase]]'s Power and Max Vibes, but decreasing their Baserunning.
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*The Moist Talkers also won the [[Season 9#Blessings|Tag Team Hitting]] blessing with 7% of the vote, boosting the hitting of the Moist Talkers and the [[LA Unlimited Tacos|Unlimited Tacos]] by 10%.
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*Third, the Moist Talkers won the [[Season 9#Blessings|Boatload of Tiny Eggs]] blessing with 45% of the vote, granting all fans of the Canada Moist Talkers 10000 peanuts.
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*Lastly, the Moist Talkers won the [[Season 9#Blessings|Fishing Net]] blessing with 9% of the vote, maxing out the defensive stats of [[Cedric Spliff]].
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*As a result of the [[Baltimore Crabs|Crabs]] winning the [[Season 9#Blessings|Fifth Base Bubble]] blessing, [[Modifications#The Fifth Base|Fifth Base]] was inflicted on the Moist Talkers for Season 10.
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*As a result of the [[Boston Flowers|Flowers]] winning the [[Season 9#Blessings|The Shame Bubble]] blessing, [[Modifications#Targeted Shame|Targeted Shame]] was inflicted on the Moist Talkers for Season 10.
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|-
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|[[Season 10|10 - Backdraft]]
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|67
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|67-32
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|'''Quarterfinalists'''
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L 1-3 vs. [[New York Millennials]]
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|
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*As a result of the [[Shelled One]]'s defeat on [[Day X]], [[York Silk]] fell to the Moist Talkers as a lineup player.
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*The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 10#Blessings|Divisional Swap]] blessing with 38% of the vote, swapping divisions into [[Mild League|Mild Low]], and sending the [[Philly Pies]] into Mild High.
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|-
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|[[Season 11|11 - Peace & Prosperity]]
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|65
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|65-39
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|'''Quarterfinalists'''
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L 1-3 vs. [[Yellowstone Magic]]
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|
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*The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 11#Blessings|V]] blessing with 51% of the vote, granting them V The Hierophant as their [[Arcana|Tarot Card]].
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|}
  
*In [[Season 1]], the Moist Talkers finished third in the [[Leagues|Chaotic Evil Division]], missing the playoffs by only two games.
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===The Expansion Era (Seasons 12 to 24)===
*In [[Season 2]], the Moist Talkers were swept in the first round of the playoffs by the [[Philly Pies]], 3-0 (Best of 5).
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*In [[Season 3]], the Moist Talkers were eliminated in the first round of the playoffs by the [[Philly Pies]], 3-2 (Best of 5).
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|-
*In [[Season 4]], the Moist Talkers were blessed by '''Questioning Their Every Decision''' in the [[Season 4#Election Results|Season 4 Elections]], which caused their opponents in the [[Chaotic Evil]] division to have impaired vibes by 7%.
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! colspan="5" |Expansion Era
*In [[Season 8#election|Season 8 election]], the Moist Talkers received the '''Barrel of Tiny Eggs''' blessing, causing 10,000 [[peanuts]] to be granted to each of their fans.
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|-
*In the [[Season 9#Election Results|Season 9 election]], the Moist Talkers received the '''Boatload of Tiny Eggs''' blessing, granting 10,000 [[peanuts]] to their fans, and the '''Tag Team Hitting''' blessing, which improved their hitting and that of the [[Unlimited Tacos]] by 10%. They were subjected to '''Targeted Shame''' and '''Fifth Base'''.
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!Season
*In the [[Season 10#Election Results|Season 10 election]], the Moist Talkers received the '''Divisional Swap''' blessing, moving them to the Mild Low division in exchange for the [[Philly Pies]]. They also benefited from the effects of the '''Shadow Ban Together''' blessing won by the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]], boosting their shadows by 3%.
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!Wins
*In the [[Season 11#Election Results|Season 11 elections]], the Moist Talkers were assigned the [[Arcana]] '''V The Pope'''.
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!Record
*In the [[Season 12#Election Results|Season 12 elections]], the Moist Talkers finished second in the [[Mild_League#Mild_Low|Mild Low]] division and received the '''Earlbirds''' blessing, granting them the [[Modifications|Earlbirds Modification]]. The Moist Talkers also received the '''Tag Team Hitting''' blessing, boosting the team's hitting by 10%. They recieved the '''Trust''' and '''Infuse''' wills, giving the '''Flippers''' modification to [[Polkadot Patterson|PolkaDot Patterson]], and boosting [[Greer Lott]]'s Stars from 11.5 to 15.9 total. However, Patterson was traded for [[Doc Anice]] due to the '''Plunder''' will soon after.
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!Postseason
*In the [[Season 13#Election Results|Season 13 elections]], the Moist Talkers received the wills '''Foreshadow''' which brought out [[Shirai McElroy]] in exchange for [[Mooney Doctor]], and '''Plunder''', which reclaimed [[Polkadot Patterson|PolkaDot Patterson]] for the team. Additionally, they won the blessing '''High Pressure''', which gave them the High Pressure [[modification]].
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!Season Summary
*In the [[Season 14#Election Results|Season 14 elections]], The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 14#Wills|'''Infuse''']] Will, which infused Lucien Patchwork with a combined {{Star Change|6.0|11.1}} stat change, and the [[Season 14#Wills|'''Revoke''']] Will, which sent [[Bright Zimmerman]] to the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]. They also received the [[Season 14#Blessings|'''Headliners''']] Blessing, which sorted their lineup by [[Idols|Idolatry]].
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|-
*In the [[Season 15#Election Results|Season 15 elections]], The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 15#Wills|'''Transfuse''']] Will, which boosted [[Greer Lott|Greer Lotts's]] pitching stars and decreased the batting stars. In addition, they received the [[Season 15#Wills|'''Plunder''']] Will, which sent [[Fish Summer]] to the [[Baltimore Crabs]] for [[York Silk]]. They also received the [[Season 14#Blessings|'''Water Logged''']] Blessing, which gave their whole team H2O Blood.
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|[[Season 12|12 - The Expansion Era]]
*In the [[Season 16#Election Results|Season 16 elections]], The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 14#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange''']] Will, which traded [[Alston Cerveza]] to the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] for [[Richmond Harrison]]. They also sent [[Sixpack Dogwalker]] to the shadows for [[Augusto Reddick]] with their [[Season 16#Wills|'''Foreshadow''']] Will.
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|55
*In the [[Season 17#Election Results|Season 17 elections]], The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 17#Wills|Move]] Will, moving [[Carmelo Plums]] from their lineup to the rotation. In addition, they received the '''[[Season 17#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]]''' Will, which traded [[Carmelo Plums]] to the Chicago [[Firefighters]] for [[Goobie Ballson]], becoming a pitcher in the process. They also received the [[Season 17#Blessings|'''Necklace Supply Run''']] blessing, granting all active players a Necklace item.
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|55-44
*In the [[Season 18#Election Results|Season 18 elections]], The Moist Talkers received the '''[[Season 18#Wills|Alternate Trust]]''' Will, which called in an Alternate for [[Greer Lott]], granting them the [[Alternate]] and [[Negative]] modifications. In addition, they received the '''[[Season 18#Election Results|Shadow Infuse]]''' Will, which infused [[London Simmons]]' batting from {{Star Change|3.0|4.1}}. They also received the '''[[Season 18#Blessings|Slow Build]]''' blessing, granting all active lineup players the '''[[Slow Build]]''' modification, as well as the '''[[Season 18#Blessings|Open Floor Plan]]''' blessing, which granted [[Gleek Arena]] the '''[[Open Floor Plan]]''' modification.
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|Did not qualify.
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|
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*The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 12#Wills|Trust]] will with a 1% chance, granting [[PolkaDot Patterson]] the {{ModifInline|Flippers}} [[Modifications#Flippers|modification]].
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*The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 12#Wills|Infuse]] will with a 43% chance, granting [[Greer Lott]] a stat increase from {{Star Change|11.5|15.9}} combined stars.
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*The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 12#Blessings|Earlbirds]] blessing with 2% of the vote, giving the team the {{ModifInline|Earlbirds}} modification for Season 13's Earlseason.
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*The Moist Talkers also won the [[Season 12#Blessings|Tag Team Hitting]] blessing with 4% of the vote, boosting the hitting of the Moist Talkers and the [[Ohio Worms]] by 10%.
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|-
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|[[Season 13|13 - Home Free]]
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|57
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|57-42
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|'''Quarterfinalists'''
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L 2-3 vs. [[Hawai'i Fridays]]
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|
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*The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 13#Wills|Foreshadow]] will with a 26% chance, shadowing [[Mooney Doctor]] in exchange for [[Shirai McElroy]].
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*The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 13#Wills|Plunder]] will with a 6% chance, targeting [[PolkaDot Patterson]] in exchange for the freshly-unshadowed [[Shirai McElroy]].
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*The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 13|High Pressure]] blessing with 25% of the vote, granting the team the {{ModifInline|High Pressure}} [[Modifications#High Pressure|modification]].
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|-
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|[[Season 14|14 - The -ides]]
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|68
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|68-31
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|'''ILB Champions'''
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W 3-0 vs. [[Baltimore Crabs]]<br>
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W 3-2 vs. [[Yellowstone Magic]]<br>
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W 3-0 vs. [[LA Unlimited Tacos]]
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|
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*The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 14|Infuse]] will with a 5% chance, granting [[Lucien Patchwork]] a stat increase from {{Star Change|6.0|11.1}} combined stars.
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*The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 14#Wills|Revoke]] will with a 38% chance, revoking [[Bright Zimmerman]], who then roamed to the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]].
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*The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 14#Blessings|Headliners]] blessing with 7% of the vote, sorting their lineup by Idolatry.
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|-
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|[[Season 15|15 - Live Bait]]
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|62
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|62-37
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|'''ILB Champions'''
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W 3-1 vs. [[New York Millennials]]<br>
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W 3-1 vs. [[Baltimore Crabs]]<br>
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W 3-1 vs. [[Mexico City Wild Wings]]
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|
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*As a result of the [[Season 15#Decrees|Bats]] decree, all players on the Moist Talkers' active roster received a Bat item.
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*The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 15#Wills|Transfuse]] will with a 4% chance, granting [[Greer Lott]] a pitching stat increase of {{Star Change|3.4|4.6}} while giving them a batting star decrease of {{Star Change|4.4|4.2}} .
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*The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 15#Wills|Plunder]] will with an 11% chance, targeting [[York Silk]] in exchange for [[Fish Summer]].
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*As a result of the [[Dallas Steaks|Steaks]]' [[Season 15#Wills|Plunder]] will, [[Sixpack Dogwalker]] was traded to the Moist Talkers for [[PolkaDot Patterson]].
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*The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 15#Blessings|Water Logged]] blessing with 43% of the vote, granting the team the {{ModifInline|H20}} [[Blood Type|blood type]].
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|-
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|[[Season 16|16 - Mass Production]]
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|64
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|64-35
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|'''Quarterfinalists'''
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L 2-3 vs. [[Core Mechanics]]
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|
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*The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 16#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will with a 13% chance, trading [[Alston Cerveza]] for [[Richmond Harrison]] of the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]].
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*The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 16#Wills|Foreshadow]] will with a 36% chance, shadowing [[Sixpack Dogwalker]] in exchange for [[Augusto Reddick]].
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*As a result of the [[Seattle Garages|Garages]]' [[Season 16#Wills|Plunder]] will, [[Carmelo Plums]] was traded to the Moist Talkers in exchange for [[York Silk]].
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|-
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|[[Season 17|17 - Collections]]
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|54
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|54-45
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|Did not qualify.
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|
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*The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 17#Wills|Move]] will with a 12% chance, moving [[Carmelo Plums]] from the lineup to the rotation.
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*The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 17#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will with a 1% chance, trading [[Carmelo Plums]] for [[Goobie Ballson]] of the [[Chicago Firefighters]].
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*The Moist Talkers won the [[Wyatt Mason (Season 14 birth)/IF-14.81|Necklace Supply Run]] blessing with 6% of the vote, granting all players on the Moist Talkers' active roster with an available item slot a Necklace.
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*The Moist Talkers also won the [[Season 17|Handcrafted Necklace Drop]] blessing, granting [[Commissioner Vapor]] a Head Necklace item after dropping their Chunky Bat.
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|-
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|[[Season 18|18 - New Editions]]
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|42
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|42-57
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|Did not qualify.
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|
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*The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 18#Wills|Alternate Trust]] will with a 2% chance, calling in an alternate for [[Greer Lott]], who gained both the {{ModifInline|Alternate}} and {{ModifInline|Negative}} [[Modifications#Alternate|modifications]].
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*The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 18#Wills|Shadow Infuse]] will with a 22% chance, granting [[London Simmons]] a batting stat increase of {{Star Change|3.0|4.1}} .
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*As a result of the [[Miami Dale|Dale]]'s [[Season 18#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will, [[Randy Dennis]] was traded to the Moist Talkers in exchange for [[Richmond Harrison]].
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*The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 18#Blessings|Slow Build]] blessing with 23% of the vote, granting all lineup players the {{ModifInline|Slow Build}} [[Modifications#Slow Build|modification]].
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*The Moist Talkers also won the [[Tokyo Lift/Season 18|Open Floor Plan]] blessing with 17% of the vote, granting Gleek Arena the {{ModifInline|Open Floor Plan}} [[Modifications#Open Floor Plan|modification]].
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|-
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|[[Season 19|19 - Undertow]]
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| -58
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|58-41
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|Did not qualify.
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|
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*For finishing in the last four teams in the league, the Moist Talkers became a recipient of {{ModifInline|Free Wills}}.
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*The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 19#Wills|Alternate Trust]] will with a 6% chance, calling in an alternate for [[Amos Melon]], who gained both the {{ModifInline|Alternate}} and {{ModifInline|Negative}} [[Modifications#Alternate|modifications]].
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*The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 19#Wills|Shadow Infuse]] will with a 31% chance, granting [[London Simmons]] a batting stat increase of {{Star Change|4.1|5.2}} .
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*Finally, the Moist Talkers received the [[Season 19#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will with a 1% chance, trading [[Goobie Ballson]] for [[Cudi Di Batterino]] of the [[Tokyo Lift]].
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*The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 19#Blessings|Super Roamin' Fifth Base]] blessing with 4% of the vote, granting [[Jesús Koch]] The Fifth Base after dropping their Necklace.
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*The Moist Talkers also won the [[Season 19#Blessings|Shadow Helmet Supply Run]] blessing with 21% of the vote, granting all players in the Moist Talkers' shadows with an available item slot a Helmet.
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*Third, the Moist Talkers won the [[Season 19#Blessings|Headliners]] blessing with 69% of the vote, sorting their lineup by Idolatry.
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*Lastly, the Moist Talkers won the [[Season 19#Blessings|Moderation]] blessing, granting the team the {{ModifInline|Moderation}} [[Modifications#Moderation|modification]].
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*As a result of the [[Ohio Worms|Worms]] winning the [[Season 19#Blessings|Subtractor]] blessing, [[Cedric Spliff]] was given the {{ModifInline|Subtractor}} [[Modifications#Subtractor|modification]].
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|-
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|[[Season 20|20 - Win(Win)]]
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|40
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|40-59
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|'''Underbracket Quarterfinals'''
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L 2-3 vs. [[San Francisco Lovers]]
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|
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*The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 20#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will with a 2% chance, trading [[Beans McBlase]] for [[Greer Lott]] of the [[Philly Pies]].
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*The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 20#Wills|Reform]] will with a 9% chance, reforming [[Cedric Spliff]]'s {{ModifInline|Subtractor}} [[Modifications#Subtractor|modification]] into {{ModifInline|Flinch}}.
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*As a result of the [[Houston Spies|Spies]] winning the [[Season 20#Blessings|Fringe Benefit]] blessing, [[Commissioner Vapor]] was sent to the [[Houston Spies|Spies]] with no replacement.
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|-
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|[[Season 21|21 - Red Herring]]
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|67
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|57-42
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|'''Wildcard'''<br>
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'''Underbracket Finalists'''<br>
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W 4-1 vs. [[Seattle Garages]]<br>
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W 3-2 vs. [[Kansas City Breath Mints]]<br>
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L 0-3 vs. [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]
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|
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*The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 21#Wills|Magnify]] will with an 18% chance, granting [[Ziwa Mueller]] the {{ModifInline|2x}} [[Modifications#2x|modification]].
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*The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 21#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will with a 4% chance, trading [[Lachlan Shelton]] for [[Nicholas Mora]] of the [[Hades Tigers]].
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*As a result of the [[Core Mechanics|Mechanics]]'s [[Season 21#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will, [[PolkaDot Patterson]] was traded to the Moist Talkers in exchange for [[Augusto Reddick]].
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*As a result of the [[Tokyo Lift|Lift]]'s [[Season 21#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will, [[Freemium Seraph]] was traded to the Moist Talkers in exchange for [[Cudi Di Batterino]].
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*The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 21#Blessings|Shadow Evolution]] blessing with 8% of the vote, [[Evolution|Evolving]] the entirety of the Moist Talkers' shadows to {{EvoLevel|1}}.
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*As a result of the [[Hawai'i Fridays|Fridays]] winning the [[Season 21#Blessings|Recruit Ego]] blessing, [[Nicholas Mora]] was sent to the [[Hawai'i Fridays|Fridays]] with no replacement.
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|-
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|[[Season 22|22 - Overdue]]
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|41
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|41-58
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|'''Wildcard Round'''<br>
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L 2-3 vs. [[Philly Pies]]
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|
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*The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 22#Wills|Move]] will with a 19% chance, moving [[Greer Lott]] from the lineup to the rotation.
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*The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 22#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will with a 1% chance, trading [[Randy Dennis]] for [[Slosh Truk]] of the [[Atlantis Georgias]].
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*As a result of the [[Tokyo Lift|Lift]]'s [[Season 22#Wills|Shadow Revoke]] will, [[Mags Banananana]] Roamed to the Moist Talkers' rotation.
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*The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 22#Blessings|Heads over Tails]] blessing with 0% of the vote, granting [[Ziwa Mueller]] the {{ModifInline|Negative}} [[Modifications#Negative|modification]].
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*As a result of the [[Yellowstone Magic|Magic]] winning the [[Season 22#Blessings|Little Swap]] blessing, [[Tiana Wheeler]] was traded to the Moist Talkers in exchange for [[Ziwa Mueller]].
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*As a result of the [[Hawai'i Fridays|Fridays]] winning the [[Season 22#Blessings|Subtractor Avoidance]] blessing, [[Lucien Patchwork]] was given the {{ModifInline|Subtractor}} [[Modifications#Subtractor|modification]].
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*As a result of the [[Ohio Worms|Worms]] winning the [[Season 22#Blessings|Record Scratch]] blessing, [[Slosh Truk]] was given the {{ModifInline|Skipping}} [[Modifications#Skipping|modification]].
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*As a result of the [[Seattle Garages|Garages]] winning the [[Season 22#Blessings|Gachapon]] blessing, [[Tucker Flores]] was sent to the Garages' shadows with no replacement.
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*[[Alejandro Leaf]] Roamed out of the [[Hall of Flame]] to the Moist Talkers' rotation.
  
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|-
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|[[Season 23|23 - A Set Up]]
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|61
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|61-38
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|'''ILB Champions'''
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W 3-1 vs. [[New York Millennials]]<br>
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W 4-1 vs. [[Seattle Garages]]<br>
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W 3-2 vs. [[Ohio Worms]]
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|
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*During the [[ILB Semi-Centennial]], [[Slosh Truk]], [[PolkaDot Patterson]], [[Tiana Wheeler]], and [[Eugenia Garbage]] were all sent to play for the [[Rising Stars]]. After the game, all four players fell back to the Moist Talkers, with Truk and Garbage joining the rotation, Patterson rejoining the lineup, and Wheeler reentering the shadows.
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*The Moist Talkers voted to receive the [[Season 23#Party Favors|Team Roamless Crate]] Party Favor, granting the team the {{ModifInline|Roamless}} [[Modifications#Roamless|modification]].
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*As a result of the [[Reader]] declaring a 'scoring play', the team was granted the {{ModifInline|Under Review}} [[Modifications#Under Review|modification]].
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*As a result of claiming their third championship, the Moist Talkers Evolved and gained the {{ModifInline|Flood Bath}} [[Modifications#Flood Bath|modification]].
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*As a result of the [[LA Unlimited Tacos|Tacos]] winning the [[Season 23#Blessings|Gachapon]] blessing, [[Rosstin Andante]] was sent to the [[LA Unlimited Tacos|Tacos]]' shadows with no replacement.
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*Both [[Mags Banananana]] and [[Alejandro Leaf]] Roamed away from the team, Roaming to the [[Hades Tigers|Tigers]] and [[Hawai'i Fridays|Fridays]] respectively.
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|-
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|[[Season 24|24 - Fire Sale/Save Situation]]
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|Did not finish.
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|Did not finish.
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|Did not finish.
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*The Moist Talkers were nullified by [[Black Hole (Black Hole)]] on Day 99.
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Revision as of 13:13, 3 November 2022

The Canada Moist Talkers (formerly the Topeka Moist Talkers) are a Blaseball team that debuted in the Chaotic Evil division of the Evil League. After the High Filter decree passed in the election following Season 5, they were placed into the Mild High division of The Mild League, later moving to the Mild Low division after the Season 10 election. They have been a member of Internet League Blaseball since Season D when they, then named the Topeka Moist Talkers, joined as an incineration replacement for the Canada Artists.

Roster

Lineup Rotation
Shadows


Select Tlopps cards can be found here

Former Players

Incinerations

Feedback Swaps

Blessings and Trades

Roamin'

Faded into Dust

Season Results

The Discipline Era (Seasons 1 to 11)

Discipline Era
Season Wins Record Postseason Season Summary
1 - The Return 50 50-49 Did not qualify.
  • Did not receive any blessings in the election.
2 - The Discipline Era 55 55-44 Quarterfinalists

L 0-3 vs. Philly Pies

3 - Peanut Plague/Uncertainty 53 53-46 Quarterfinalists

L 2-3 vs. Philly Pies

  • Did not receive any blessings in the election.
4 - Feedback 53 53-46 Quarterfinalists

L 2-3 vs. Hades Tigers

5 - Reverb 55 55-44 Semifinalists

W 3-1 vs. Baltimore Crabs
L 2-3 vs. Breckenridge Jazz Hands

6 - Idols 48 48-51 Did not qualify.
  • Did not receive any blessings in the election.
7 - Getting Shelled 42 42-57 Did not qualify.
  • The Moist Talkers won the Scorpler's Jacket blessing with 3% of the vote, granting Jesús Koch Mclaughlin Scorpler's Memorial Fireproof Jacket, and making them immune to incineration.
8 - Rest in Violence 48 48-51 Did not qualify.
  • The Moist Talkers won the Barrel of Tiny Eggs blessing with 16% of the vote, granting all fans of the Canada Moist Talkers 10000 peanuts.
9 - Forecast 50 50-49 Did not qualify.
10 - Backdraft 67 67-32 Quarterfinalists

L 1-3 vs. New York Millennials

11 - Peace & Prosperity 65 65-39 Quarterfinalists

L 1-3 vs. Yellowstone Magic

  • The Moist Talkers won the V blessing with 51% of the vote, granting them V The Hierophant as their Tarot Card.

The Expansion Era (Seasons 12 to 24)

Expansion Era
Season Wins Record Postseason Season Summary
12 - The Expansion Era 55 55-44 Did not qualify.
  • The Moist Talkers received the Trust will with a 1% chance, granting PolkaDot Patterson the  Flippers modification.
  • The Moist Talkers also received the Infuse will with a 43% chance, granting Greer Lott a stat increase from 11.5 15.9 combined stars.
  • The Moist Talkers won the Earlbirds blessing with 2% of the vote, giving the team the  Earlbirds modification for Season 13's Earlseason.
  • The Moist Talkers also won the Tag Team Hitting blessing with 4% of the vote, boosting the hitting of the Moist Talkers and the Ohio Worms by 10%.
13 - Home Free 57 57-42 Quarterfinalists

L 2-3 vs. Hawai'i Fridays

14 - The -ides 68 68-31 ILB Champions

W 3-0 vs. Baltimore Crabs
W 3-2 vs. Yellowstone Magic
W 3-0 vs. LA Unlimited Tacos

15 - Live Bait 62 62-37 ILB Champions

W 3-1 vs. New York Millennials
W 3-1 vs. Baltimore Crabs
W 3-1 vs. Mexico City Wild Wings

  • As a result of the Bats decree, all players on the Moist Talkers' active roster received a Bat item.
  • The Moist Talkers received the Transfuse will with a 4% chance, granting Greer Lott a pitching stat increase of 3.4 4.6 while giving them a batting star decrease of 4.4 4.2 .
  • The Moist Talkers also received the Plunder will with an 11% chance, targeting York Silk in exchange for Fish Summer.
  • As a result of the Steaks' Plunder will, Sixpack Dogwalker was traded to the Moist Talkers for PolkaDot Patterson.
  • The Moist Talkers won the Water Logged blessing with 43% of the vote, granting the team the  H20 blood type.
16 - Mass Production 64 64-35 Quarterfinalists

L 2-3 vs. Core Mechanics

17 - Collections 54 54-45 Did not qualify.
18 - New Editions 42 42-57 Did not qualify.
  • The Moist Talkers received the Alternate Trust will with a 2% chance, calling in an alternate for Greer Lott, who gained both the  Alternate and  Negative modifications.
  • The Moist Talkers also received the Shadow Infuse will with a 22% chance, granting London Simmons a batting stat increase of 3.0 4.1 .
  • As a result of the Dale's Equivalent Exchange will, Randy Dennis was traded to the Moist Talkers in exchange for Richmond Harrison.
  • The Moist Talkers won the Slow Build blessing with 23% of the vote, granting all lineup players the  Slow Build modification.
  • The Moist Talkers also won the Open Floor Plan blessing with 17% of the vote, granting Gleek Arena the  Open Floor Plan modification.
19 - Undertow -58 58-41 Did not qualify.
  • For finishing in the last four teams in the league, the Moist Talkers became a recipient of Tgb free wills.png Free Wills.
  • The Moist Talkers received the Alternate Trust will with a 6% chance, calling in an alternate for Amos Melon, who gained both the  Alternate and  Negative modifications.
  • The Moist Talkers also received the Shadow Infuse will with a 31% chance, granting London Simmons a batting stat increase of 4.1 5.2 .
  • Finally, the Moist Talkers received the Equivalent Exchange will with a 1% chance, trading Goobie Ballson for Cudi Di Batterino of the Tokyo Lift.
  • The Moist Talkers won the Super Roamin' Fifth Base blessing with 4% of the vote, granting Jesús Koch The Fifth Base after dropping their Necklace.
  • The Moist Talkers also won the Shadow Helmet Supply Run blessing with 21% of the vote, granting all players in the Moist Talkers' shadows with an available item slot a Helmet.
  • Third, the Moist Talkers won the Headliners blessing with 69% of the vote, sorting their lineup by Idolatry.
  • Lastly, the Moist Talkers won the Moderation blessing, granting the team the  Moderation modification.
  • As a result of the Worms winning the Subtractor blessing, Cedric Spliff was given the  Subtractor modification.
20 - Win(Win) 40 40-59 Underbracket Quarterfinals

L 2-3 vs. San Francisco Lovers

21 - Red Herring 67 57-42 Wildcard

Underbracket Finalists
W 4-1 vs. Seattle Garages
W 3-2 vs. Kansas City Breath Mints
L 0-3 vs. Hellmouth Sunbeams

22 - Overdue 41 41-58 Wildcard Round

L 2-3 vs. Philly Pies

23 - A Set Up 61 61-38 ILB Champions

W 3-1 vs. New York Millennials
W 4-1 vs. Seattle Garages
W 3-2 vs. Ohio Worms

24 - Fire Sale/Save Situation Did not finish. Did not finish. Did not finish.


Team Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

For a more in-depth look at the team, see Canada Moist Talkers/History

The Moist Talker's home stadium is Gleek Arena in the sunken city of Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada. Outside of Canada, this team is widely known by their nickname "The Towelettes."

The mouth in the Moist Talkers logo is modeled after Tom DeLonge, noted musician, Canadian, and UFO Researcher.

As a rite of passage for new players, and also to encourage camaraderie with the Charleston Shoe Thieves, new players are taken out shopping to buy several pairs of cool shoes. Players can expect their shoes to first get stolen by Beasley Gloom, and then when they eventually pass onto the Shoe Thieves, they can often find a little bite mark from Gloom. This is considered good luck, and a good omen for coming games.

Staff

Coaching

Mascots

Fan Culture

For a more in-depth look at fan culture, see Canada Moist Talkers/Fan Culture.

Chants

The Canada Moist Talkers' fans have plenty of chants to scream out while in the stands of a blaseball arena. Notably, most of the chants involve a large amount of spitting.

  • Talk Spit, Get Hits
  • One Mouth, a lotta spit

For more, including player-specific chants, see Chants.

Notable Events

  • In the 57th game of Season 2 in a game against the Hellmouth Sunbeams, the Moist Talkers found themselves down 3-0 in the bottom of the 7th inning. Their collective backs against the wall, they hunkered down and scored one run each in the seventh, eighth, and ninth inning to send the game into extra innings. The run scored in the ninth inning was due to the team's loose cannon, Trevino Merritt, stealing home with two outs while the team was down 3-2. The Moist Talkers went on to win the game in thirteen innings, by a score of 5-3.
  • In the 96th game of Season 2 in a game against the Seattle Garages, the Moist Talkers hit two grand slams in the bottom of the third inning, off of the bats of Hobbs Cain and Richmond Harrison respectively. The team put up 13 runs in the inning, which is an Internet Blaseball League record. They would go on to win the game by a score of 18-3, and clinch a spot in the IBL Playoffs.

Trivia

  • The Player's favourite television program is H2O: Just Add Water.

On the Material Plane

  • In a speech prior to Season 1, Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau advised the nation that wearing a mask can prevent Canadians from “speaking moistly” to each other[1], a clear yet subtle nod to the team despite the apparent chronological discrepancy.

Fan Art