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{{For|a look at the Moist Talkers from the original 24 Beta seasons of Blaseball|Canada Moist Talkers/Beta}}
 
{{Team
 
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|former=Topeka Moist Talkers
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|league=[[Internet League Blaseball]]
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|conference=[[Good Conference]]
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|division= Chaotic Good
 
|image1=[[File:MoistTalkerLogo.png|thumb|30x30|]]
 
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|division=Mild Low
 
|emoji=🗣
 
 
|arcana=V The Hierophant
 
|arcana=V The Hierophant
|home_town=[[Halifax]], Nova Scotia, [[Canada]]
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|championships=3
|team_slogan="SPRAY IT, DON'T SAY IT"(former) <br/> "Talk Spit, Get Hits"
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|modifications= [[Rogue]]
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|home_town=[[Topeka]] (former)<br/>[[Halifax]], Nova Scotia, [[Canada]]
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|team_slogan="SPRAY IT, DON'T SAY IT" (former) <br/> "Talk Spit, Get Hits"
 
|stadium=[[Gleek Arena]]
 
|stadium=[[Gleek Arena]]
 
|mascot=[[FASHION]]
 
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|caption1=Logo by [https://twitter.com/longhairQ Q Peiffer. @longhairQ]
 
|caption1=Logo by [https://twitter.com/longhairQ Q Peiffer. @longhairQ]
 
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The '''Canada Moist Talkers''' are a Blaseball team that debuted in the [[Chaotic Evil]] division of the [[Evil League]]. After the [[Season 5#Decrees 2|High Filter]] decree passed in the election following [[Season 5]], they were in the Mild High division of The [[Mild League]], moving to the Mild Low division after the [[Season 10]] election. They have been a part of [[Internet League Blaseball]] since [[Season 1]].
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The '''Canada Moist Talkers''' (formerly the '''Topeka Moist Talkers''') are a Blaseball team that competes in the Chaotic Good division of the [[Good Conference]].
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During the [[Discipline Era]], the Moist Talkers originally competed in the [[Chaotic Evil]] division. After the {{BetaSeason|5#Decrees 2|High Filter}} decree passed in the election following {{BetaSeason|5}}, they were placed into the Mild High division of The [[Mild League]], later moving to the Mild Low division after the {{BetaSeason|10}} election, where they played the entirety of the [[Expansion Era]]. They have been a member of [[Internet League Blaseball]] since [[Season D]] when they, then named the Topeka Moist Talkers, joined as an [[incineration]] replacement for the [[Canada Artists]].
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Following [[Fall Ball]], the Moist Talkers were placed into the Chaotic Good division of the Good Conference.
  
 
==Roster==
 
==Roster==
===Lineup===
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===[[Expansion Era]]===
===Rotation===
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{{RosterDisplay}}
{{#lst:Template:MoistTalkersRoster|rotation}}
 
===Bench===
 
{{#lst:Template:MoistTalkersRoster|bench}}
 
 
 
===Bullpen===
 
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Select [[Tlopps Blaseball Cards|Tlopps]] cards can be found [[Gallery of Tlopps Cards#Canada Moist Talkers .F0.9F.97.A3.EF.B8.8F|here]]
 
Select [[Tlopps Blaseball Cards|Tlopps]] cards can be found [[Gallery of Tlopps Cards#Canada Moist Talkers .F0.9F.97.A3.EF.B8.8F|here]]
  
 
==Former Players==
 
==Former Players==
 
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{{For|a list of former Players from Beta|Canada Moist Talkers/Beta#Former Players}}
===Incinerations===
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===[[Can't Lose]]===
 
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*[[Jenkins Ingram]] (Joined [[Season 2]], Day 29; Left Season 2, Day 30)
*[[Trevino Merritt]] ([[Season 2]], Day 72; replaced by [[Simon Haley]])
 
*[[Kennedy Alstott]] ([[Season 3]], Day 19; replaced by [[Lachlan Shelton]])
 
*[[Tyler Violet]] ([[Season 3]], Day 44; replaced by [[Ziwa Mueller]])
 
*[[Elijah Bates]] ([[Season 7]], Day 32; replaced by [[Kiki Familia]])
 
*[[Kiki Familia]] ([[Season 7]], Day 33; replaced by [[Quack Enjoyable]])
 
*[[Antonio Wallace]] ([[Season 7]], Day 33; replaced by [[Beans McBlase]])
 
*[[Workman Gloom]] ([[Season 7]], Day 81; replaced by [[Commissioner Vapor]])
 
*[[York Silk]] ([[Season 14]], Day 87; repelaced by [[Lucien Patchwork]])
 
 
 
===Feedback Swaps===
 
 
 
*[[Joe Voorhees]] ([[Season 4]], Day 28; replaced by [[Workman Gloom]])
 
*[[Richmond Harrison]] ([[Season 6]], Day 19; replaced by [[Fish Summer]])
 
*[[Lachlan Shelton]] ([[Season 6]], Day 23; replaced by [[Antonio Wallace]])
 
*[[Hobbs Cain]] ([[Season 6]], Day 82; replaced by [[Alston Cerveza]])
 
*[[Quack Enjoyable]] ([[Season 8]], Day 42; Replaced by [[Cedric Spliff]])
 
*[[Eugenia Garbage]] ([[Season 8]], Day 44; replaced by [[Lachlan Shelton]])
 
*[[Simon Haley]] ([[Season 8]], Day 44; replaced by [[Eugenia Garbage]])
 
*[[Ortiz Morse]] ([[Season 9]], Day 53; replaced by [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]])
 
*[[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]] ([[Season 9]], Day 64; replaced by [[Beasley Gloom]])
 
*[[Doc Anice]] ([[Season 13]], Day 41; replaced by [[Bright Zimmerman]])
 
 
 
===Blessings and Trades===
 
 
 
*[[Oliver Notarobot]] ([[Season 2#Election Results|Season 2]], via the '''Defection''' blessing; replaced by [[PolkaDot Patterson]])
 
*[[PolkaDot Patterson]] ([[Season 12#Elections Results|Season 12]], via the '''Plunder''' will; replaced by [[Doc Anice]])
 
*[[Shirai McElroy]] ([[Season 13#Election Results|Season 13]], via the '''Plunder''' will; replaced by [[PolkaDot Patterson]])
 
*[[Bright Zimmerman]] ([[Season 14#Election Results|Season 14]], via the '''Revoke''' will; no replacement)
 
*[[Alston Cerveza]] ([[Season 16#Election Results|Season 16]], via the '''Equivalent Exchange''' will; replaced by [[Richmond Harrison]])
 
* [[York Silk]] ([[Season 16#Election Results|Season 16]], via the '''Plunder''' will; replaced by [[Carmelo Plums]])
 
 
 
===Shadows Transactions===
 
 
 
*[[Mooney Doctor]] ([[Season 13]], via the '''Foreshadow''' will; replaced by [[Shirai McElroy]])<br />
 
  
 
==Season Results==
 
==Season Results==
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{{For|the Moist Talkers' season results during Beta|Canada Moist Talkers/Beta#Season Results}}
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===The Coronation Era (Seasons 1 - Ongoing)===
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!Record
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!Postseason
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!Season Summary
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|[[Season 1|Season 1 - The Return(s)]]
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|33
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|Did not qualify.
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*As a result of NEW Open the Forbidden Book passing, [[Simon Haley]] entered the Shadows and gained the [[Knighted]] modification. [[Pixie Carberry]] then joined the ILB, taking Haley's position on the rotation.
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*The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 1#Blessings|NEW Max Out Pitching]] blessing, maxing out [[Abner Pothos]]' zone.
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|[[Season 2|Season 2 - Official Review]]
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|55-44
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*The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 2#Blessings|Wind Sprints]] blessing, increasing the Defense and Running stats of their lineup by 1 Star.
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*Election has not occurred yet.
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*In [[Season 1]], the Moist Talkers finished third in the [[Leagues|Chaotic Evil Division]], missing the playoffs by only two games.
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==Staff==
*In [[Season 2]], the Moist Talkers were swept in the first round of the playoffs by the [[Philly Pies]], 3-0 (Best of 5).
 
*In [[Season 3]], the Moist Talkers were eliminated in the first round of the playoffs by the [[Philly Pies]], 3-2 (Best of 5).
 
*In [[Season 4]], the Moist Talkers were blessed by '''Questioning Their Every Decision''' in the [[Season 4#Election Results|Season 4 Elections]], which caused their opponents in the [[Chaotic Evil]] division to have impaired vibes by 7%.
 
*In [[Season 8#election|Season 8 election]], the Moist Talkers received the '''Barrel of Tiny Eggs''' blessing, causing 10,000 [[peanuts]] to be granted to each of their fans.
 
*In the [[Season 9#Election Results|Season 9 election]], the Moist Talkers received the '''Boatload of Tiny Eggs''' blessing, granting 10,000 [[peanuts]] to their fans, and the '''Tag Team Hitting''' blessing, which improved their hitting and that of the [[Unlimited Tacos]] by 10%. They were subjected to '''Targeted Shame''' and '''Fifth Base'''.
 
*In the [[Season 10#Election Results|Season 10 election]], the Moist Talkers received the '''Divisional Swap''' blessing, moving them to the Mild Low division in exchange for the [[Philly Pies]]. They also benefited from the effects of the '''Shadow Ban Together''' blessing won by the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]], boosting their shadows by 3%.
 
*In the [[Season 11#Election Results|Season 11 elections]], the Moist Talkers were assigned the [[Arcana]] '''V The Pope'''.
 
*In the [[Season 12#Election Results|Season 12 elections]], the Moist Talkers finished second in the [[Mild_League#Mild_Low|Mild Low]] division and received the '''Earlbirds''' blessing, granting them the [[Modifications|Earlbirds Modification]]. The Moist Talkers also received the '''Tag Team Hitting''' blessing, boosting the team's hitting by 10%. They recieved the '''Trust''' and '''Infuse''' wills, giving the '''Flippers''' modification to [[Polkadot Patterson|PolkaDot Patterson]], and boosting [[Greer Lott]]'s Stars from 11.5 to 15.9 total. However, Patterson was traded for [[Doc Anice]] due to the '''Plunder''' will soon after.
 
*In the [[Season 12#Election Results|Season 13 elections]], the Moist Talkers received the wills '''Foreshadow''' which brought out [[Shirai McElroy]] in exchange for [[Mooney Doctor]], and '''Plunder''', which reclaimed [[Polkadot Patterson|PolkaDot Patterson]] for the team. Additionally, they won the blessing '''High Pressure''', which gave them the High Pressure [[modification]].
 
*During the [[Season 14#Election Results|Season 14 elections]], The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 14#Wills|'''Infuse''']] Will, which infused Lucien Patchwork with a combined {{Star Change|6.0|11.1}} stat change, and the [[Season 14#Wills|'''Revoke''']] Will, which sent [[Bright Zimmerman]] to the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]. They also received the [[Season 14#Blessings|'''Headliners''']] Blessing, which sorted their lineup by [[Idols|Idolatry]].
 
 
 
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==Team Overview==
 
 
{{Community Lore}}
 
{{Community Lore}}
<small>For a more in-depth look at the team, see [[Canada Moist Talkers/History]]</small>
 
 
The [[Canada Moist Talkers|Moist Talker's]] home stadium is [[Gleek Arena]] in the sunken city of [[Halifax]], Nova Scotia, [[Canada]]. Outside of Canada, this team is widely known by their nickname "The Towelettes."
 
 
The mouth in the Moist Talkers logo is modeled after Tom DeLonge, noted musician, Canadian, and UFO Researcher.
 
 
==Staff==
 
  
 
===Coaching===
 
===Coaching===
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===Mascots===
 
===Mascots===
  
*[[Season 1]] - [[THE MAW]]
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*{{BetaSeason|1}} - [[THE MAW]]
*[[Season 2]] - [[Belligerent Phlegm Receptacle]]
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*{{BetaSeason|2}} - [[Belligerent Phlegm Receptacle]]
*[[Season 3]] - [[The Moist Owlette]]
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*{{BetaSeason|3}} - [[The Moist Owlette]]
*[[Season 4]] - [[The Tantric Shrimp]]
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*{{BetaSeason|4}} - [[The Tantric Shrimp]]
*[[Season 5]] - [[H O R K]]
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*{{BetaSeason|5}} - [[H O R K]]
*[[Season 6]] - [[Gigantamax Inflatable and Jerry The Intern]]
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*{{BetaSeason|6}} - [[Gigantamax Inflatable and Jerry The Intern]]
*[[Season 7]] - [[The ORB]]
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*{{BetaSeason|7}} - [[The ORB]]
*[[Season 8]] - [[Buddy]]
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*{{BetaSeason|8}} - [[Buddy]]
*[[Season 9]] - None
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*{{BetaSeason|9}} - None
*[[Season 10]] - [[The Husk]]
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*{{BetaSeason|10}} - [[The Husk]]
*[[Season 11]] - [[FASHION|'''''<u>FASHION™®©</u>''''']]
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*{{BetaSeason|11}} - [[FASHION|'''''<u>FASHION™®©</u>''''']]
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*{{BetaSeason|12}} - [[Mario The Cat]]
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*{{BetaSeason|13}} - [["Singing Salmon" (Greer Lott Edition)]]
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*{{BetaSeason|14}} - [[Pokey Patty]]
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*{{BetaSeason|15}} - [[~object Object~]]
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*{{BetaSeason|16}} - [[Soggy Doggy]]
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*{{BetaSeason|17}} - [[The Offering Bowl]]
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*{{BetaSeason|18}} - [[Nic]]
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*{{BetaSeason|19}} - [[Finn Ghees]]
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*{{BetaSeason|20}} - [[Maude R. Ation]]
  
 
==Fan Culture==
 
==Fan Culture==
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File:Season 12 Moist Talkers Team Selfie.png|alt=Season 12 Team Selfie|Season 12 Moist Talkers Team Selfie by [https://twitter.com/Spiral_Joe Spiral_Joe]
 
File:Season 12 Moist Talkers Team Selfie.png|alt=Season 12 Team Selfie|Season 12 Moist Talkers Team Selfie by [https://twitter.com/Spiral_Joe Spiral_Joe]
 
File:Necromancy Poster.png|alt=Necromancy Poster|[https://www.blaseball.wiki/w/Jaylen_Hotdogfingers Necromancy] Poster by [https://twitter.com/Spiral_Joe Spiral_Joe]
 
File:Necromancy Poster.png|alt=Necromancy Poster|[https://www.blaseball.wiki/w/Jaylen_Hotdogfingers Necromancy] Poster by [https://twitter.com/Spiral_Joe Spiral_Joe]
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File:Moist Talkers group photo S24.png|alt=S24 Moist Talkers team photo|Season 24 team selfie, by Spuntamatite
 
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Revision as of 04:27, 4 February 2023

New Universe Detected
This page is undergoing constant changes due to the full release of Blaseball. Information on it might be out of date, or reference old and/or removed content.
For a look at the Moist Talkers from the original 24 Beta seasons of Blaseball, see Canada Moist Talkers/Beta.

The Canada Moist Talkers (formerly the Topeka Moist Talkers) are a Blaseball team that competes in the Chaotic Good division of the Good Conference.

During the Discipline Era, the Moist Talkers originally competed in the Chaotic Evil division. After the High Filter decree passed in the election following Season β5, they were placed into the Mild High division of The Mild League, later moving to the Mild Low division after the Season β10 election, where they played the entirety of the Expansion Era. They have been a member of Internet League Blaseball since Season D when they, then named the Topeka Moist Talkers, joined as an incineration replacement for the Canada Artists.

Following Fall Ball, the Moist Talkers were placed into the Chaotic Good division of the Good Conference.

Roster

Lineup Rotation
Shadows

Expansion Era

Lineup Rotation
Shadows


Select Tlopps cards can be found here

Former Players

For a list of former Players from Beta, see Canada Moist Talkers/Beta#Former Players.

Can't Lose

Season Results

For the Moist Talkers' season results during Beta, see Canada Moist Talkers/Beta#Season Results.

The Coronation Era (Seasons 1 - Ongoing)

Coronation Era
Season Wins Record Postseason Season Summary
Season 1 - The Return(s) 33 33-57 Did not qualify.
Season 2 - Official Review 55 55-44 Did not qualify.
  • The Moist Talkers won the Wind Sprints blessing, increasing the Defense and Running stats of their lineup by 1 Star.
Season 3 - TBD 0 0-99
  • Election has not occurred yet.

Staff

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Coaching

Mascots

Fan Culture

For a more in-depth look at fan culture, see Canada Moist Talkers/Fan Culture.

Chants

The Canada Moist Talkers' fans have plenty of chants to scream out while in the stands of a blaseball arena. Notably, most of the chants involve a large amount of spitting.

  • Talk Spit, Get Hits
  • One Mouth, a lotta spit

For more, including player-specific chants, see Chants.

Notable Events

  • In the 57th game of Season 2 in a game against the Hellmouth Sunbeams, the Moist Talkers found themselves down 3-0 in the bottom of the 7th inning. Their collective backs against the wall, they hunkered down and scored one run each in the seventh, eighth, and ninth inning to send the game into extra innings. The run scored in the ninth inning was due to the team's loose cannon, Trevino Merritt, stealing home with two outs while the team was down 3-2. The Moist Talkers went on to win the game in thirteen innings, by a score of 5-3.
  • In the 96th game of Season 2 in a game against the Seattle Garages, the Moist Talkers hit two grand slams in the bottom of the third inning, off of the bats of Hobbs Cain and Richmond Harrison respectively. The team put up 13 runs in the inning, which is an Internet Blaseball League record. They would go on to win the game by a score of 18-3, and clinch a spot in the IBL Playoffs.

Trivia

  • The Player's favourite television program is H2O: Just Add Water.

On the Material Plane

  • In a speech prior to Season 1, Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau advised the nation that wearing a mask can prevent Canadians from “speaking moistly” to each other[1], a clear yet subtle nod to the team despite the apparent chronological discrepancy.

Fan Art