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The '''Canada Moist Talkers''' (formerly the '''Topeka Moist Talkers''') are a Blaseball team that competes in the Chaotic Good division of the [[Good Conference]]. | The '''Canada Moist Talkers''' (formerly the '''Topeka Moist Talkers''') are a Blaseball team that competes in the Chaotic Good division of the [[Good Conference]]. | ||
| − | During the [[Discipline Era]], the Moist Talkers originally competed in the [[Chaotic Evil]] division. After the | + | During the [[Discipline Era]], the Moist Talkers originally competed in the [[Chaotic Evil]] division. After the {{BetaSeason|5#Decrees 2|High Filter}} decree passed in the election following {{BetaSeason|5}}, they were placed into the Mild High division of The [[Mild League]], later moving to the Mild Low division after the {{BetaSeason|10}} election, where they played the entirety of the [[Expansion Era]]. They have been a member of [[Internet League Blaseball]] since [[Season D]] when they, then named the Topeka Moist Talkers, joined as an [[incineration]] replacement for the [[Canada Artists]]. |
Following [[Fall Ball]], the Moist Talkers were placed into the Chaotic Good division of the Good Conference. | Following [[Fall Ball]], the Moist Talkers were placed into the Chaotic Good division of the Good Conference. | ||
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===Roamin'=== | ===Roamin'=== | ||
| − | *[[Jesús Koch]] (roamed to the [[Philly Pies]], {{BetaSeason|20}} Day 9, due to | + | *[[Jesús Koch]] (roamed to the [[Philly Pies]], {{BetaSeason|20}} Day 9, due to {{BetaSeason|19#Blessings|'''Super Roamin' Fifth Base'''}}) |
| − | *[[Jesús Koch]] (roamed to the [[Yellowstone Magic]], {{BetaSeason|20}} Day 27, due to | + | *[[Jesús Koch]] (roamed to the [[Yellowstone Magic]], {{BetaSeason|20}} Day 27, due to {{BetaSeason|19#Blessings|'''Super Roamin' Fifth Base'''}}) |
*[[Mags Banananana]] (roamed to the [[Hades Tigers]], {{BetaSeason|23#Election Results|@ elections}}) | *[[Mags Banananana]] (roamed to the [[Hades Tigers]], {{BetaSeason|23#Election Results|@ elections}}) | ||
*[[Alejandro Leaf]] (roamed to the [[Hawai'i Fridays]], {{BetaSeason|23#Election Results|@ elections}}) | *[[Alejandro Leaf]] (roamed to the [[Hawai'i Fridays]], {{BetaSeason|23#Election Results|@ elections}}) | ||
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L 0-3 vs. [[Philly Pies]] | L 0-3 vs. [[Philly Pies]] | ||
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| − | *The Moist Talkers won the | + | *The Moist Talkers won the {{BetaSeason|2#Blessings|Defection}} blessing with 3% of the vote, stealing [[PolkaDot Patterson]] from the [[Baltimore Crabs]], and sending back [[Oliver Notarobot]]. |
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|{{BetaSeason|3|β3 - Peanut Plague/Uncertainty}} | |{{BetaSeason|3|β3 - Peanut Plague/Uncertainty}} | ||
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L 2-3 vs. [[Hades Tigers]] | L 2-3 vs. [[Hades Tigers]] | ||
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| − | *As a result of the | + | *As a result of the {{BetaSeason|4#Election Results|Alternate Reality}} decree, Moist Talkers batter [[Jesús Koch]] and pitcher [[Jenkins Good]] had their alternates called, resulting in a reroll of their stats. |
| − | *The Moist Talkers won the | + | *The Moist Talkers won the {{BetaSeason|4#Blessings|Questioning Their Every Decision}} blessing with 8% of the vote, impairing the vibes of the [[Houston Spies]], [[Miami Dale]], [[Seattle Garages]], and [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] by 7%. |
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|{{BetaSeason|5|β5 - Reverb}} | |{{BetaSeason|5|β5 - Reverb}} | ||
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L 2-3 vs. [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] | L 2-3 vs. [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] | ||
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| − | *As a result of the | + | *As a result of the {{BetaSeason|5#Election Results|High Filter}} decree, the Moist Talkers were moved into the new [[Mild League|Mild High]] division. |
| − | *The Moist Talkers won the | + | *The Moist Talkers won the {{BetaSeason|5#Blessings|Flame-Resistant Foam}} blessing with 8% of the vote, making them immune to [[incineration]] for Season 6. |
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|{{BetaSeason|6|β6 - Idols}} | |{{BetaSeason|6|β6 - Idols}} | ||
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| − | *The Moist Talkers won the | + | *The Moist Talkers won the {{BetaSeason|7#Blessings|Scorpler's Jacket}} blessing with 3% of the vote, granting [[Jesús Koch]] Mclaughlin Scorpler's Memorial Fireproof Jacket, and making them immune to incineration. |
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|{{BetaSeason|8|β8 - Rest in Violence}} | |{{BetaSeason|8|β8 - Rest in Violence}} | ||
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| − | *The Moist Talkers won the | + | *The Moist Talkers won the {{BetaSeason|8#Blessings|Barrel of Tiny Eggs}} blessing with 16% of the vote, granting all fans of the Canada Moist Talkers 10000 [[peanuts]]. |
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|{{BetaSeason|9|β9 - Forecast}} | |{{BetaSeason|9|β9 - Forecast}} | ||
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| − | *Due to the Season 9 | + | *Due to the Season 9 {{BetaSeason|9#Decrees|Forecast Decrees}}, [[Beans McBlase]] gained {{ModifInline|Siphon}}, [[Jenkins Good]] gained {{ModifInline|Friend of Crows}}, and [[Fish Summer]] gained {{ModifInline|Fire Eater}} modifications. |
| − | *The Moist Talkers won the | + | *The Moist Talkers won the {{BetaSeason|9#Blessings|Eat me, Drink me}} blessing with 2% of the vote, boosting [[Beans McBlase]]'s Power and Max Vibes, but decreasing their Baserunning. |
| − | *The Moist Talkers also won the | + | *The Moist Talkers also won the {{BetaSeason|9#Blessings|Tag Team Hitting}} blessing with 7% of the vote, boosting the hitting of the Moist Talkers and the [[LA Unlimited Tacos|Unlimited Tacos]] by 10%. |
| − | *Third, the Moist Talkers won the | + | *Third, the Moist Talkers won the {{BetaSeason|9#Blessings|Boatload of Tiny Eggs}} blessing with 45% of the vote, granting all fans of the Canada Moist Talkers 10000 peanuts. |
| − | *Lastly, the Moist Talkers won the | + | *Lastly, the Moist Talkers won the {{BetaSeason|9#Blessings|Fishing Net}} blessing with 9% of the vote, maxing out the defensive stats of [[Cedric Spliff]]. |
| − | *As a result of the [[Baltimore Crabs|Crabs]] winning the | + | *As a result of the [[Baltimore Crabs|Crabs]] winning the {{BetaSeason|9#Blessings|Fifth Base Bubble}} blessing, [[Modifications#The Fifth Base|Fifth Base]] was inflicted on the Moist Talkers for Season 10. |
| − | *As a result of the [[Boston Flowers|Flowers]] winning the | + | *As a result of the [[Boston Flowers|Flowers]] winning the {{BetaSeason|9#Blessings|The Shame Bubble}} blessing, [[Modifications#Targeted Shame|Targeted Shame]] was inflicted on the Moist Talkers for Season 10. |
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|{{BetaSeason|10|β10 - Backdraft}} | |{{BetaSeason|10|β10 - Backdraft}} | ||
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*As a result of the [[Shelled One]]'s defeat on [[Day X]], [[York Silk]] fell to the Moist Talkers as a lineup player. | *As a result of the [[Shelled One]]'s defeat on [[Day X]], [[York Silk]] fell to the Moist Talkers as a lineup player. | ||
| − | *The Moist Talkers won the | + | *The Moist Talkers won the {{BetaSeason|10#Blessings|Divisional Swap}} blessing with 38% of the vote, swapping divisions into [[Mild League|Mild Low]], and sending the [[Philly Pies]] into Mild High. |
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|{{BetaSeason|11|β11 - Peace & Prosperity}} | |{{BetaSeason|11|β11 - Peace & Prosperity}} | ||
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L 1-3 vs. [[Yellowstone Magic]] | L 1-3 vs. [[Yellowstone Magic]] | ||
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| − | *The Moist Talkers won the | + | *The Moist Talkers won the {{BetaSeason|11#Blessings|V}} blessing with 51% of the vote, granting them V The Hierophant as their [[Arcana|Tarot Card]]. |
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| − | *The Moist Talkers received the | + | *The Moist Talkers received the {{BetaSeason|12#Wills|Trust}} will with a 1% chance, granting [[PolkaDot Patterson]] the {{ModifInline|Flippers}} [[Modifications#Flippers|modification]]. |
| − | *The Moist Talkers also received the | + | *The Moist Talkers also received the {{BetaSeason|12#Wills|Infuse}} will with a 43% chance, granting [[Greer Lott]] a stat increase from {{Star Change|11.5|15.9}} combined stars. |
| − | *The Moist Talkers won the | + | *The Moist Talkers won the {{BetaSeason|12#Blessings|Earlbirds}} blessing with 2% of the vote, giving the team the {{ModifInline|Earlbirds}} modification for Season 13's Earlseason. |
| − | *The Moist Talkers also won the | + | *The Moist Talkers also won the {{BetaSeason|12#Blessings|Tag Team Hitting}} blessing with 4% of the vote, boosting the hitting of the Moist Talkers and the [[Ohio Worms]] by 10%. |
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|{{BetaSeason|13|β13 - Home Free}} | |{{BetaSeason|13|β13 - Home Free}} | ||
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L 2-3 vs. [[Hawai'i Fridays]] | L 2-3 vs. [[Hawai'i Fridays]] | ||
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| − | *The Moist Talkers received the | + | *The Moist Talkers received the {{BetaSeason|13#Wills|Foreshadow}} will with a 26% chance, shadowing [[Mooney Doctor]] in exchange for [[Shirai McElroy]]. |
| − | *The Moist Talkers also received the | + | *The Moist Talkers also received the {{BetaSeason|13#Wills|Plunder}} will with a 6% chance, targeting [[PolkaDot Patterson]] in exchange for the freshly-unshadowed [[Shirai McElroy]]. |
*The Moist Talkers won the {{BetaSeason|13|High Pressure}} blessing with 25% of the vote, granting the team the {{ModifInline|High Pressure}} [[Modifications#High Pressure|modification]]. | *The Moist Talkers won the {{BetaSeason|13|High Pressure}} blessing with 25% of the vote, granting the team the {{ModifInline|High Pressure}} [[Modifications#High Pressure|modification]]. | ||
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*The Moist Talkers received the {{BetaSeason|14|Infuse}} will with a 5% chance, granting [[Lucien Patchwork]] a stat increase from {{Star Change|6.0|11.1}} combined stars. | *The Moist Talkers received the {{BetaSeason|14|Infuse}} will with a 5% chance, granting [[Lucien Patchwork]] a stat increase from {{Star Change|6.0|11.1}} combined stars. | ||
| − | *The Moist Talkers also received the | + | *The Moist Talkers also received the {{BetaSeason|14#Wills|Revoke}} will with a 38% chance, revoking [[Bright Zimmerman]], who then roamed to the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]. |
| − | *The Moist Talkers won the | + | *The Moist Talkers won the {{BetaSeason|14#Blessings|Headliners}} blessing with 7% of the vote, sorting their lineup by Idolatry. |
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|{{BetaSeason|15|β15 - Live Bait}} | |{{BetaSeason|15|β15 - Live Bait}} | ||
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W 3-1 vs. [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] | W 3-1 vs. [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] | ||
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| − | *As a result of the | + | *As a result of the {{BetaSeason|15#Decrees|Bats}} decree, all players on the Moist Talkers' active roster received a Bat item. |
| − | *The Moist Talkers received the | + | *The Moist Talkers received the {{BetaSeason|15#Wills|Transfuse}} will with a 4% chance, granting [[Greer Lott]] a pitching stat increase of {{Star Change|3.4|4.6}} while giving them a batting star decrease of {{Star Change|4.4|4.2}} . |
| − | *The Moist Talkers also received the | + | *The Moist Talkers also received the {{BetaSeason|15#Wills|Plunder}} will with an 11% chance, targeting [[York Silk]] in exchange for [[Fish Summer]]. |
| − | *As a result of the [[Dallas Steaks|Steaks]]' | + | *As a result of the [[Dallas Steaks|Steaks]]' {{BetaSeason|15#Wills|Plunder}} will, [[Sixpack Dogwalker]] was traded to the Moist Talkers for [[PolkaDot Patterson]]. |
| − | *The Moist Talkers won the | + | *The Moist Talkers won the {{BetaSeason|15#Blessings|Water Logged}} blessing with 43% of the vote, granting the team the {{ModifInline|H20}} [[Blood Type|blood type]]. |
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|{{BetaSeason|16|β16 - Mass Production}} | |{{BetaSeason|16|β16 - Mass Production}} | ||
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L 2-3 vs. [[Core Mechanics]] | L 2-3 vs. [[Core Mechanics]] | ||
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| − | *The Moist Talkers received the | + | *The Moist Talkers received the {{BetaSeason|16#Wills|Equivalent Exchange}} will with a 13% chance, trading [[Alston Cerveza]] for [[Richmond Harrison]] of the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]. |
| − | *The Moist Talkers also received the | + | *The Moist Talkers also received the {{BetaSeason|16#Wills|Foreshadow}} will with a 36% chance, shadowing [[Sixpack Dogwalker]] in exchange for [[Augusto Reddick]]. |
| − | *As a result of the [[Seattle Garages|Garages]]' | + | *As a result of the [[Seattle Garages|Garages]]' {{BetaSeason|16#Wills|Plunder}} will, [[Carmelo Plums]] was traded to the Moist Talkers in exchange for [[York Silk]]. |
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|{{BetaSeason|17|β17 - Collections}} | |{{BetaSeason|17|β17 - Collections}} | ||
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| − | *The Moist Talkers received the | + | *The Moist Talkers received the {{BetaSeason|17#Wills|Move}} will with a 12% chance, moving [[Carmelo Plums]] from the lineup to the rotation. |
| − | *The Moist Talkers also received the | + | *The Moist Talkers also received the {{BetaSeason|17#Wills|Equivalent Exchange}} will with a 1% chance, trading [[Carmelo Plums]] for [[Goobie Ballson]] of the [[Chicago Firefighters]]. |
*The Moist Talkers won the [[Wyatt Mason (Season 14 birth)/IF-14.81|Necklace Supply Run]] blessing with 6% of the vote, granting all players on the Moist Talkers' active roster with an available item slot a Necklace. | *The Moist Talkers won the [[Wyatt Mason (Season 14 birth)/IF-14.81|Necklace Supply Run]] blessing with 6% of the vote, granting all players on the Moist Talkers' active roster with an available item slot a Necklace. | ||
*The Moist Talkers also won the {{BetaSeason|17|Handcrafted Necklace Drop}} blessing, granting [[Commissioner Vapor]] a Head Necklace item after dropping their Chunky Bat. | *The Moist Talkers also won the {{BetaSeason|17|Handcrafted Necklace Drop}} blessing, granting [[Commissioner Vapor]] a Head Necklace item after dropping their Chunky Bat. | ||
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| − | *The Moist Talkers received the | + | *The Moist Talkers received the {{BetaSeason|18#Wills|Alternate Trust}} will with a 2% chance, calling in an alternate for [[Greer Lott]], who gained both the {{ModifInline|Alternate}} and {{ModifInline|Negative}} [[Modifications#Alternate|modifications]]. |
| − | *The Moist Talkers also received the | + | *The Moist Talkers also received the {{BetaSeason|18#Wills|Shadow Infuse}} will with a 22% chance, granting [[London Simmons]] a batting stat increase of {{Star Change|3.0|4.1}} . |
| − | *As a result of the [[Miami Dale|Dale]]'s | + | *As a result of the [[Miami Dale|Dale]]'s {{BetaSeason|18#Wills|Equivalent Exchange}} will, [[Randy Dennis]] was traded to the Moist Talkers in exchange for [[Richmond Harrison]]. |
| − | *The Moist Talkers won the | + | *The Moist Talkers won the {{BetaSeason|18#Blessings|Slow Build}} blessing with 23% of the vote, granting all lineup players the {{ModifInline|Slow Build}} [[Modifications#Slow Build|modification]]. |
*The Moist Talkers also won the [[Tokyo Lift/Season 18|Open Floor Plan]] blessing with 17% of the vote, granting Gleek Arena the {{ModifInline|Open Floor Plan}} [[Modifications#Open Floor Plan|modification]]. | *The Moist Talkers also won the [[Tokyo Lift/Season 18|Open Floor Plan]] blessing with 17% of the vote, granting Gleek Arena the {{ModifInline|Open Floor Plan}} [[Modifications#Open Floor Plan|modification]]. | ||
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*For finishing in the last four teams in the league, the Moist Talkers became a recipient of {{ModifInline|Free Wills}}. | *For finishing in the last four teams in the league, the Moist Talkers became a recipient of {{ModifInline|Free Wills}}. | ||
| − | *The Moist Talkers received the | + | *The Moist Talkers received the {{BetaSeason|19#Wills|Alternate Trust}} will with a 6% chance, calling in an alternate for [[Amos Melon]], who gained both the {{ModifInline|Alternate}} and {{ModifInline|Negative}} [[Modifications#Alternate|modifications]]. |
| − | *The Moist Talkers also received the | + | *The Moist Talkers also received the {{BetaSeason|19#Wills|Shadow Infuse}} will with a 31% chance, granting [[London Simmons]] a batting stat increase of {{Star Change|4.1|5.2}} . |
| − | *Finally, the Moist Talkers received the | + | *Finally, the Moist Talkers received the {{BetaSeason|19#Wills|Equivalent Exchange}} will with a 1% chance, trading [[Goobie Ballson]] for [[Cudi Di Batterino]] of the [[Tokyo Lift]]. |
| − | *The Moist Talkers won the | + | *The Moist Talkers won the {{BetaSeason|19#Blessings|Super Roamin' Fifth Base}} blessing with 4% of the vote, granting [[Jesús Koch]] The Fifth Base after dropping their Necklace. |
| − | *The Moist Talkers also won the | + | *The Moist Talkers also won the {{BetaSeason|19#Blessings|Shadow Helmet Supply Run}} blessing with 21% of the vote, granting all players in the Moist Talkers' shadows with an available item slot a Helmet. |
| − | *Third, the Moist Talkers won the | + | *Third, the Moist Talkers won the {{BetaSeason|19#Blessings|Headliners}} blessing with 69% of the vote, sorting their lineup by Idolatry. |
| − | *Lastly, the Moist Talkers won the | + | *Lastly, the Moist Talkers won the {{BetaSeason|19#Blessings|Moderation}} blessing, granting the team the {{ModifInline|Moderation}} [[Modifications#Moderation|modification]]. |
| − | *As a result of the [[Ohio Worms|Worms]] winning the | + | *As a result of the [[Ohio Worms|Worms]] winning the {{BetaSeason|19#Blessings|Subtractor}} blessing, [[Cedric Spliff]] was given the {{ModifInline|Subtractor}} [[Modifications#Subtractor|modification]]. |
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|{{BetaSeason|20|β20 - Win(Win)}} | |{{BetaSeason|20|β20 - Win(Win)}} | ||
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L 2-3 vs. [[San Francisco Lovers]] | L 2-3 vs. [[San Francisco Lovers]] | ||
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| − | *The Moist Talkers received the | + | *The Moist Talkers received the {{BetaSeason|20#Wills|Equivalent Exchange}} will with a 2% chance, trading [[Beans McBlase]] for [[Greer Lott]] of the [[Philly Pies]]. |
| − | *The Moist Talkers also received the | + | *The Moist Talkers also received the {{BetaSeason|20#Wills|Reform}} will with a 9% chance, reforming [[Cedric Spliff]]'s {{ModifInline|Subtractor}} [[Modifications#Subtractor|modification]] into {{ModifInline|Flinch}}. |
| − | *As a result of the [[Houston Spies|Spies]] winning the | + | *As a result of the [[Houston Spies|Spies]] winning the {{BetaSeason|20#Blessings|Fringe Benefit}} blessing, [[Commissioner Vapor]] was sent to the [[Houston Spies|Spies]] with no replacement. |
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|{{BetaSeason|21|β21 - Red Herring}} | |{{BetaSeason|21|β21 - Red Herring}} | ||
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L 0-3 vs. [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] | L 0-3 vs. [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] | ||
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| − | *The Moist Talkers received the | + | *The Moist Talkers received the {{BetaSeason|21#Wills|Magnify}} will with an 18% chance, granting [[Ziwa Mueller]] the {{ModifInline|2x}} [[Modifications#2x|modification]]. |
| − | *The Moist Talkers also received the | + | *The Moist Talkers also received the {{BetaSeason|21#Wills|Equivalent Exchange}} will with a 4% chance, trading [[Lachlan Shelton]] for [[Nicholas Mora]] of the [[Hades Tigers]]. |
| − | *As a result of the [[Core Mechanics|Mechanics]]'s | + | *As a result of the [[Core Mechanics|Mechanics]]'s {{BetaSeason|21#Wills|Equivalent Exchange}} will, [[PolkaDot Patterson]] was traded to the Moist Talkers in exchange for [[Augusto Reddick]]. |
| − | *As a result of the [[Tokyo Lift|Lift]]'s | + | *As a result of the [[Tokyo Lift|Lift]]'s {{BetaSeason|21#Wills|Equivalent Exchange}} will, [[Freemium Seraph]] was traded to the Moist Talkers in exchange for [[Cudi Di Batterino]]. |
| − | *The Moist Talkers won the | + | *The Moist Talkers won the {{BetaSeason|21#Blessings|Shadow Evolution}} blessing with 8% of the vote, [[Evolution|Evolving]] the entirety of the Moist Talkers' shadows to {{EvoLevel|1}}. |
| − | *As a result of the [[Hawai'i Fridays|Fridays]] winning the | + | *As a result of the [[Hawai'i Fridays|Fridays]] winning the {{BetaSeason|21#Blessings|Recruit Ego}} blessing, [[Nicholas Mora]] was sent to the [[Hawai'i Fridays|Fridays]] with no replacement. |
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|{{BetaSeason|22|β22 - Overdue}} | |{{BetaSeason|22|β22 - Overdue}} | ||
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L 2-3 vs. [[Philly Pies]] | L 2-3 vs. [[Philly Pies]] | ||
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| − | *The Moist Talkers received the | + | *The Moist Talkers received the {{BetaSeason|22#Wills|Move}} will with a 19% chance, moving [[Greer Lott]] from the lineup to the rotation. |
| − | *The Moist Talkers also received the | + | *The Moist Talkers also received the {{BetaSeason|22#Wills|Equivalent Exchange}} will with a 1% chance, trading [[Randy Dennis]] for [[Slosh Truk]] of the [[Atlantis Georgias]]. |
| − | *As a result of the [[Tokyo Lift|Lift]]'s | + | *As a result of the [[Tokyo Lift|Lift]]'s {{BetaSeason|22#Wills|Shadow Revoke}} will, [[Mags Banananana]] Roamed to the Moist Talkers' rotation. |
| − | *The Moist Talkers won the | + | *The Moist Talkers won the {{BetaSeason|22#Blessings|Heads over Tails}} blessing with 0% of the vote, granting [[Ziwa Mueller]] the {{ModifInline|Negative}} [[Modifications#Negative|modification]]. |
| − | *As a result of the [[Yellowstone Magic|Magic]] winning the | + | *As a result of the [[Yellowstone Magic|Magic]] winning the {{BetaSeason|22#Blessings|Little Swap}} blessing, [[Tiana Wheeler]] was traded to the Moist Talkers in exchange for [[Ziwa Mueller]]. |
| − | *As a result of the [[Hawai'i Fridays|Fridays]] winning the | + | *As a result of the [[Hawai'i Fridays|Fridays]] winning the {{BetaSeason|22#Blessings|Subtractor Avoidance}} blessing, [[Lucien Patchwork]] was given the {{ModifInline|Subtractor}} [[Modifications#Subtractor|modification]]. |
| − | *As a result of the [[Ohio Worms|Worms]] winning the | + | *As a result of the [[Ohio Worms|Worms]] winning the {{BetaSeason|22#Blessings|Record Scratch}} blessing, [[Slosh Truk]] was given the {{ModifInline|Skipping}} [[Modifications#Skipping|modification]]. |
| − | *As a result of the [[Seattle Garages|Garages]] winning the | + | *As a result of the [[Seattle Garages|Garages]] winning the {{BetaSeason|22#Blessings|Gachapon}} blessing, [[Tucker Flores]] was sent to the Garages' shadows with no replacement. |
*[[Alejandro Leaf]] Roamed out of the [[Hall of Flame]] to the Moist Talkers' rotation. | *[[Alejandro Leaf]] Roamed out of the [[Hall of Flame]] to the Moist Talkers' rotation. | ||
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*During the [[ILB Semi-Centennial]], [[Slosh Truk]], [[PolkaDot Patterson]], [[Tiana Wheeler]], and [[Eugenia Garbage]] were all sent to play for the [[Rising Stars]]. After the game, all four players fell back to the Moist Talkers, with Truk and Garbage joining the rotation, Patterson rejoining the lineup, and Wheeler reentering the shadows. | *During the [[ILB Semi-Centennial]], [[Slosh Truk]], [[PolkaDot Patterson]], [[Tiana Wheeler]], and [[Eugenia Garbage]] were all sent to play for the [[Rising Stars]]. After the game, all four players fell back to the Moist Talkers, with Truk and Garbage joining the rotation, Patterson rejoining the lineup, and Wheeler reentering the shadows. | ||
| − | *The Moist Talkers voted to receive the | + | *The Moist Talkers voted to receive the {{BetaSeason|23#Party Favors|Team Roamless Crate}} Party Favor, granting the team the {{ModifInline|Roamless}} [[Modifications#Roamless|modification]]. |
*As a result of the [[Reader]] declaring a 'scoring play', the team was granted the {{ModifInline|Under Review}} [[Modifications#Under Review|modification]]. | *As a result of the [[Reader]] declaring a 'scoring play', the team was granted the {{ModifInline|Under Review}} [[Modifications#Under Review|modification]]. | ||
*As a result of claiming their third championship, the Moist Talkers Evolved and gained the {{ModifInline|Flood Bath}} [[Modifications#Flood Bath|modification]]. | *As a result of claiming their third championship, the Moist Talkers Evolved and gained the {{ModifInline|Flood Bath}} [[Modifications#Flood Bath|modification]]. | ||
| − | *As a result of the [[LA Unlimited Tacos|Tacos]] winning the | + | *As a result of the [[LA Unlimited Tacos|Tacos]] winning the {{BetaSeason|23#Blessings|Gachapon}} blessing, [[Rosstin Andante]] was sent to the [[LA Unlimited Tacos|Tacos]]' shadows with no replacement. |
*Both [[Mags Banananana]] and [[Alejandro Leaf]] Roamed away from the team, Roaming to the [[Hades Tigers|Tigers]] and [[Hawai'i Fridays|Fridays]] respectively. | *Both [[Mags Banananana]] and [[Alejandro Leaf]] Roamed away from the team, Roaming to the [[Hades Tigers|Tigers]] and [[Hawai'i Fridays|Fridays]] respectively. | ||
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The Canada Moist Talkers (formerly the Topeka Moist Talkers) are a Blaseball team that competes in the Chaotic Good division of the Good Conference.
During the Discipline Era, the Moist Talkers originally competed in the Chaotic Evil division. After the High Filter decree passed in the election following Season β5, they were placed into the Mild High division of The Mild League, later moving to the Mild Low division after the Season β10 election, where they played the entirety of the Expansion Era. They have been a member of Internet League Blaseball since Season D when they, then named the Topeka Moist Talkers, joined as an incineration replacement for the Canada Artists.
Following Fall Ball, the Moist Talkers were placed into the Chaotic Good division of the Good Conference.
Roster
| Lineup | Rotation |
|---|---|
| Shadows | |
Expansion Era
Select Tlopps cards can be found here
Former Players
Incinerations
- Trevino Merritt (Season β2, Day 72; replaced by Simon Haley)
- Kennedy Alstott (Season β3, Day 19; replaced by Lachlan Shelton)
- Tyler Violet (Season β3, Day 44; replaced by Ziwa Mueller)
- Elijah Bates (Season β7, Day 32; replaced by Kiki Familia)
- Kiki Familia (Season β7, Day 33; replaced by Quack Enjoyable)
- Antonio Wallace (Season β7, Day 33; replaced by Beans McBlase)
- Workman Gloom (Season β7, Day 81; replaced by Commissioner Vapor)
- York Silk (Season β14, Day 87; replaced by Lucien Patchwork)
Feedback Swaps
- Joe Voorhees (Season β4, Day 28; replaced by Workman Gloom)
- Richmond Harrison (Season β6, Day 19; replaced by Fish Summer)
- Lachlan Shelton (Season β6, Day 23; replaced by Antonio Wallace)
- Hobbs Cain (Season β6, Day 82; replaced by Alston Cerveza)
- Quack Enjoyable (Season β8, Day 42; replaced by Cedric Spliff)
- Eugenia Garbage (Season β8, Day 44; replaced by Lachlan Shelton)
- Simon Haley (Season β8, Day 44; replaced by Eugenia Garbage)
- Ortiz Morse (Season β9, Day 53; replaced by Jaylen Hotdogfingers)
- Jaylen Hotdogfingers (Season β9, Day 64; replaced by Beasley Gloom)
- Doc Anice (Season β13, Day 41; replaced by Bright Zimmerman)
- Greer Lott (Season β20, Day 92; replaced by Jacoby Podcast)
Blessings and Trades
- Oliver Notarobot (Season β2, via the Defection blessing; replaced by PolkaDot Patterson)
- Polkadot Patterson (Season β12, via the Plunder will; replaced by Doc Anice)
- Shirai McElroy (Season β13, via the Plunder will; replaced by PolkaDot Patterson)
- Bright Zimmerman (Season β14, via the Revoke will; no replacement)
- PolkaDot Patterson (Season β15, via the Plunder will; replaced by Sixpack Dogwalker)
- Fish Summer (Season β15, via the Plunder will; replaced by York Silk)
- Alston Cerveza (Season β16, via the Equivalent Exchange will; replaced by Richmond Harrison)
- York Silk (Season β16, via the Plunder will; replaced by Carmelo Plums)
- Carmelo Plums (Season β17, via the Equivalent Exchange will; replaced by Goobie Ballson)
- Richmond Harrison (Season β18, via the Equivalent Exchange will; replaced by Randy Dennis)
- Goobie Ballson (Season β19, via the Equivalent Exchange will; replaced by Cudi Di Batterino)
- Beans McBlase (Season β20, via the Equivalent Exchange will; replaced by Greer Lott)
- Commissioner Vapor (Season β20, via the Fringe Benefit blessing; no replacement)
- Augusto Reddick (Season β21, via the Equivalent Exchange will; replaced by PolkaDot Patterson)
- Lachlan Shelton (Season β21, via the Equivalent Exchange will; replaced by Nicholas Mora)
- Cudi Di Batterino (Season β21, via the Equivalent Exchange will; replaced by Freemium Seraph)
- Nicholas Mora (Season β21, via the Recruit Ego blessing; no replacement)
- Randy Dennis (Season β22, via the Equivalent Exchange will; replaced by Slosh Truk)
- Tucker Flores (Season β22, via the Gachapon blessing; no replacement)
- Ziwa Mueller (Season β22, via the Little Swap blessing; replaced by Tiana Wheeler)
- Rosstin Andante (Season β23, via the Gachapon blessing; no replacement)
Roamin'
- Jesús Koch (roamed to the Philly Pies, Season β20 Day 9, due to Super Roamin' Fifth Base)
- Jesús Koch (roamed to the Yellowstone Magic, Season β20 Day 27, due to Super Roamin' Fifth Base)
- Mags Banananana (roamed to the Hades Tigers, Season β23 elections)
- Alejandro Leaf (roamed to the Hawai'i Fridays, Season β23 elections)
Faded into Dust
- York Silk III (Season β18 elections)
- Chorby Soul VI (Season β20 elections)
- Liquid Friend XII (Season β22 elections)
- Uncle Plasma XII (Season β23 elections)
Season Results
The Discipline Era (Seasons 1 to 11)
| Discipline Era | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Season | Wins | Record | Postseason | Season Summary |
| β1 - The Return | 50 | 50-49 | Did not qualify. |
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| β2 - The Discipline Era | 55 | 55-44 | Quarterfinalists
L 0-3 vs. Philly Pies |
|
| β3 - Peanut Plague/Uncertainty | 53 | 53-46 | Quarterfinalists
L 2-3 vs. Philly Pies |
|
| β4 - Feedback | 53 | 53-46 | Quarterfinalists
L 2-3 vs. Hades Tigers |
|
| β5 - Reverb | 55 | 55-44 | Semifinalists
W 3-1 vs. Baltimore Crabs |
|
| β6 - Idols | 48 | 48-51 | Did not qualify. |
|
| β7 - Getting Shelled | 42 | 42-57 | Did not qualify. |
|
| β8 - Rest in Violence | 48 | 48-51 | Did not qualify. |
|
| β9 - Forecast | 50 | 50-49 | Did not qualify. |
|
| β10 - Backdraft | 67 | 67-32 | Quarterfinalists
L 1-3 vs. New York Millennials |
|
| β11 - Peace & Prosperity | 65 | 65-39 | Quarterfinalists
L 1-3 vs. Yellowstone Magic |
|
The Expansion Era (Seasons 12 to 24)
| Expansion Era | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Season | Wins | Record | Postseason | Season Summary |
| β12 - The Expansion Era | 55 | 55-44 | Did not qualify. |
|
| β13 - Home Free | 57 | 57-42 | Quarterfinalists
L 2-3 vs. Hawai'i Fridays |
|
| β14 - The -ides | 68 | 68-31 | ILB Champions
W 3-0 vs. Baltimore Crabs |
|
| β15 - Live Bait | 62 | 62-37 | ILB Champions
W 3-1 vs. New York Millennials |
|
| β16 - Mass Production | 64 | 64-35 | Quarterfinalists
L 2-3 vs. Core Mechanics |
|
| β17 - Collections | 54 | 54-45 | Did not qualify. |
|
| β18 - New Editions | 42 | 42-57 | Did not qualify. |
|
| β19 - Undertow | -58 | 58-41 | Did not qualify. |
|
| β20 - Win(Win) | 40 | 40-59 | Underbracket Quarterfinals
L 2-3 vs. San Francisco Lovers |
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| β21 - Red Herring | 67 | 57-42 | Wildcard Underbracket Finalists |
|
| β22 - Overdue | 41 | 41-58 | Wildcard Round L 2-3 vs. Philly Pies |
|
| β23 - A Set Up | 61 | 61-38 | ILB Champions
W 3-1 vs. New York Millennials |
|
| β24 - Fire Sale/Save Situation | Did not finish. | Did not finish. | Did not finish. |
|
Team Overview
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
For a more in-depth look at the team, see Canada Moist Talkers/History
The Moist Talker's home stadium is Gleek Arena in the sunken city of Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada. Outside of Canada, this team is widely known by their nickname "The Towelettes."
The mouth in the Moist Talkers logo is modeled after Tom DeLonge, noted musician, Canadian, and UFO Researcher.
As a rite of passage for new players, and also to encourage camaraderie with the Charleston Shoe Thieves, new players are taken out shopping to buy several pairs of cool shoes. Players can expect their shoes to first get stolen by Beasley Gloom, and then when they eventually pass onto the Shoe Thieves, they can often find a little bite mark from Gloom. This is considered good luck, and a good omen for coming games.
Staff
Coaching
Mascots
- Season β1 - THE MAW
- Season β2 - Belligerent Phlegm Receptacle
- Season β3 - The Moist Owlette
- Season β4 - The Tantric Shrimp
- Season β5 - H O R K
- Season β6 - Gigantamax Inflatable and Jerry The Intern
- Season β7 - The ORB
- Season β8 - Buddy
- Season β9 - None
- Season β10 - The Husk
- Season β11 - FASHION™®©
- Season β12 - Mario The Cat
- Season β13 - "Singing Salmon" (Greer Lott Edition)
- Season β14 - Pokey Patty
- Season β15 - ~object Object~
- Season β16 - Soggy Doggy
- Season β17 - The Offering Bowl
- Season β18 - Nic
- Season β19 - Finn Ghees
- Season β20 - Maude R. Ation
Fan Culture
For a more in-depth look at fan culture, see Canada Moist Talkers/Fan Culture.
Chants
The Canada Moist Talkers' fans have plenty of chants to scream out while in the stands of a blaseball arena. Notably, most of the chants involve a large amount of spitting.
- Talk Spit, Get Hits
- One Mouth, a lotta spit
For more, including player-specific chants, see Chants.
Notable Events
- In the 57th game of Season 2 in a game against the Hellmouth Sunbeams, the Moist Talkers found themselves down 3-0 in the bottom of the 7th inning. Their collective backs against the wall, they hunkered down and scored one run each in the seventh, eighth, and ninth inning to send the game into extra innings. The run scored in the ninth inning was due to the team's loose cannon, Trevino Merritt, stealing home with two outs while the team was down 3-2. The Moist Talkers went on to win the game in thirteen innings, by a score of 5-3.
- In the 96th game of Season 2 in a game against the Seattle Garages, the Moist Talkers hit two grand slams in the bottom of the third inning, off of the bats of Hobbs Cain and Richmond Harrison respectively. The team put up 13 runs in the inning, which is an Internet Blaseball League record. They would go on to win the game by a score of 18-3, and clinch a spot in the IBL Playoffs.
Trivia
- The Player's favourite television program is H2O: Just Add Water.
On the Material Plane
- In a speech prior to Season 1, Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau advised the nation that wearing a mask can prevent Canadians from “speaking moistly” to each other[1], a clear yet subtle nod to the team despite the apparent chronological discrepancy.
Fan Art
The Current 2020 Jersey Design for the Moist Talkers. Created by: @Spiral_Joe / longhairQ
Logo by Cobaltcakes
Season 3 Team Selfie by @Spiral_Joe.
Richmond and Hobbs. by @Spiral_Joe.
Moist Talkers Throwback logo by @easyreader #8140 on Discord
Full Lineup by avery_helm
The Dot and York Silk (bellart03)
What is Height? ft. Mooney Doctor, Eugenia Garbage, Fish Summer, and Cedric Spliff
What is Height 2, ft. Commissioner Vapor, Ziwa Mueller, McBlase (&) Beans
Season 12 Moist Talkers Team Selfie by Spiral_Joe
Necromancy Poster by Spiral_Joe
Season 24 team selfie, by Spuntamatite
| Players | Batters | |
|---|---|---|
| Pitchers | ||
| Shadows | ||
| Buried | Bennett Takahashi · Justice Valenzuela · Stephanie Winters · Cell Longarms | |
| Former |
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| Stats | Season (NEW) | 1 |
| Season (Beta) | 1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 · 12 · 13 · 14 · 15 · 16 · 17 · 18 · 19 · 20 · 21 · 22 · 23· 24 | |
| Circuit | Gamma 2 · Gamma 3 · Gamma 4 | |
| Ballpark | Gleek Arena | |
| Community Lore | ||
| Staff | Michel É. Moose and Chalky Hoodwinkle · THE MAW · Belligerent Phlegm Receptacle · The Moist Owlette · H O R K · The ORB | |
| Places | Halifax · Canada | |
| History | Canada Moist Talkers' History | |
| Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
| TALK SPIT, GET HITS | ||
