Broken Ridge Jazz Hands/Season 2

👐 Broken Ridge Jazz Hands
Season 2
Dates	January 23, 2023–January 29, 2023
← Previous	Season 1
Next →	N/A
Results
Overall Record	49–41
Wins	49
Partytime	Day 88
Division	2nd
League	4th League
ILB Placement	8th-9th (tied 💋) overall
Modifiers	RogueThis Team is Out for a Surprise Attack.
Roster Changes
Date Change Cause 02 83 -Sigmund Castillo 🕵️ Can't Lose 02 84 +Sigmund Castillo 🕵️ Can't Lose 02 88 -Sigmund Castillo 🥩 Can't Lose
Decrees
Bard Umpire THE BARD UMPIRE IS BOUND TO THE BOOK APPEALS HEARD JUDGEMENTS PENDING

Season 2 was the Broken Ridge Jazz Hands' first season under their new name. They finished the season 2nd in Awful Evil, 4th in the Evil Conference, and 8th-9th in the ILB, tied with the San Francisco Lovers.

Starting Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Tyreek Cain Stephanie Donaldson Bonk Jokes Jesús Koch Albert Stink Qais Dogwalker Sigmund Castillo Bud Dragovic Erickson Sato Buried Spears Nolan William Boone Tyler Leatherman Daniel Benedicte	Kitfo Goodwyn Waldo Sudchai Rusty Chavez Jordan Hildebert Evelton McBlase II
Shadows
Empty at the start of Season 2

Season Events

Roster Changes

Sigmund Castillo's Movement

The following table shows movement in and out of the Broken Ridge Jazz Hands. For a complete list, see Can't Lose#Sigmund Castillo.

Sigmund Castillo was cursed with the Can't Lose modification by a Bard Umpire on Day 81. Castillo stayed on the Jazz Hands for 6 days.

Day 83	Day 84	Day 88	[...]
👐 → 🕵️	🕵️ → 👐	👐 → 🥩

Umpire Events

In Season 2, the Jazz Hands were affected by the new kinds of Solar Eclipse in play, particularly the Red and Gold variants.

• On Day 42, in Solar Eclipse (Red) weather, a Mage Umpire called Bonk Jokes' Alternate.
• On Day 57, in Solar Eclipse (Gold) weather, Stephanie Donaldson dodged the Bard Umpire's curse.
• On Day 81, in Solar Eclipse (Gold) weather, a Bard Umpire cursed Sigmund Castillo with Can't Lose.

Election Results

Decrees

• Bard Umpire
  • THE BARD UMPIRE IS BOUND TO THE BOOK
  • APPEALS HEARD
  • JUDGEMENTS PENDING

Blessings

The Broken Ridge Jazz Hands won no blessings and were unaffected by blessings won by other teams.

Season Overview

During Season 2, the Broken Ridge Jazz Hands were 2nd in Awful Evil division, 4th in Evil Conference, and 8th or 9th in the ILB (tied with the San Francisco Lovers). They entered party time on Day 88. The Jazz Hands lost lineup player Sigmund Castillo during the season as a result of Can't Lose.

In the election, the Jazz Hands received no blessings and were unaffected by blessings won by other teams. The league voted the Bard Umpire to be the Crew Chief, with effects not to be seen until play resumes in Season 3.