Boston Flowers/Season 7

🌹 Boston Flowers
Season 7
Dates	September 14, 2020 - September 20, 2020
← Previous	Season 6
Next →	Season 8
Results
Overall Record	28-71
Wins	28
Partytime	Day 76
Divine Favor	18th
Division	5th in Wild Low
League	10th in Wild League
ILB Placement	20th overall
Roster Changes
Date Change Cause β7 EL00 + Glabe Moon 🌹 Blessing
Blessings
New Recruits   Glabe Moon was recruited to the lineup. Jelly Legs   Zeboriah Wilson1.0 → 3.5   Chambers Simmons1.5 → 3.5   Owen Picklestein1.5 → 1.5

In Season β7 the Boston Flowers continued to struggle following the events of Season β6. The team broke the record for the earliest entry into Party Time, becoming the first team to ever enter into Enhanced Party Time. During the Election they won two blessings, with Glabe Moon joining the roster and rerolling the Baserunning of the teams worst Baserunners - all of whom were pitchers.

Starting Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Inez Owens Margarito Nava Nic Winkler Castillo Turner Jacob Haynes Alaynabella Hollywood Hiroto Cerna Gloria Bugsnax Moses Mason	Dunn Keyes Zeboriah Wilson Owen Picklestein King Weatherman Chambers Simmons
Shadows
Francisco Object Shaquille Sunshine Zeboriah Whiskey Stephanie Schmitt Stu Mcdaniel Tristin Crankit Jasper Destiny Wade Howe Jenkins Ingram Elijah Bookbaby Chambers Kennedy

Season Events

Roster Changes

In Season 7 the Flowers had no player movement, other than gaining a new player in the election.

• On Season 7 EL Glabe Moon joined the Boston Flowers as a result of the New Recruit Blessing.

Notable Events

The Boston Flowers entered Party Time on Day 76, setting a new record, as well as becoming the first team to enter into Enhanced Party Time.

Election Results

Decrees

• Bless Off passed with 227,274 Votes, 57% of all Decree Votes
  • BLESS OFF PASSES
  • SILENCE FALLS
  • THE CRABS ARE DENIED
  • THE BREATH MINTS ARE DENIED
  • THE SHOE THIEVES ARE DENIED
  • THE JAZZ HANDS ARE DENIED
  • IN THE QUIET
  • THE MICROPHONE CRANKS THE GAIN

Blessings

• New Recruit blessed the Boston Flowers.
  • Glabe Moon has been recruited to join the Boston Flowers' lineup!
  • The Flowers had 18% of the vote. The Seattle Garages were the highest bidders with 23% of the votes. 175,266 votes were cast.

• Jelly Legs blessed the Boston Flowers.Teamicon flowers.png
  • Randomized Baserunning stats for the Boston Flowers's worst baserunner, Zeboriah Wilson. to
  • Randomized Baserunning stats for the Boston Flowers's worst baserunner, Chambers Simmons. to
  • Randomized Baserunning stats for the Boston Flowers's worst baserunner, Owen Picklestein. to
  • The Flowers had 6% of the votes. The Hades Tigers were the highest bidders with 21% of the votes. 246,182 votes were cast.

Season Overview

The following summary mixes canon events with community lore.

The Boston Tea Party

On Day 76 of Season β7, the Boston Flowers entered Party Time, faster than any other team in blaseball history. In a tradition dating back into forgotten Boston history, the team celebrated by throwing tea into the harbor. The tea-throwing continued until the end of the season, a full 23 days later, with other teams joining in as they too were eliminated from contention. Over the course of party time, 1087.6 tons of tea were thrown into the harbor, turning it into perfectly portioned tea, and making the players really strong.

Boston's plant life quickly adapted to their new teacosystem. Teaweed sprouted, and soon enough the Fenmaids were running a profitable business trading the tea-producing plant for signed blaseballs. The harbor is now constantly full of perfectly flavored tea, providing Bostonians with the refreshing beverage and reminding them of their record-breaking race to the bottom.