Boston Flowers/Season 23

🌹 Boston Flowers
Season 23
Dates	July 19, 2021 - July 25, 2021
← Previous	Season 22
Next →	Season 24
Results
Postseason	Lose 2-3 against 🔱
Overall Record	34-65
Wins	49
Partytime	Day 85
Divine Favor	15th
Division	6th in Wild Low
League	10th in Wild League
ILB Placement	19th overall
Modifiers	GrowthGrowth teams will play better as the season goes on, up to a 5% global boost by season's end.
Renovations	PsychoAcousticsIn Feedback or Reverb, PsychoAcoustics will occasionally Echo one of the Away Team's mods to the Home Team, for game-long use.  Solar PanelsSolar Panels will prevent the first Sun 2 activation in each game, converting the Overflow to Runs for your Team's next game.  Big BucketsIf a home run lands in a Big Bucket, it scores an extra Run.  Flood PumpsFlood Pumps will prevent Flooding weather from making your Ballpark filthier.  SmithyThe Smithy will occasionally repair Items for Players playing in this Ballpark.  Grind RailThe Grind Rail allows a chance to steal directly from first base to third base, as long as they have the skills.  HoopsWhen a Player hits a Home Run, the next batter can go up for an alley oop to score an extra Run.  BirdhousesBirdhouses invite Birds to come live in your Ballpark. Every time a foul ball is hit in a ballpark with Birdhouses, a bird will be added to the ballpark, reducing its eDensity.
Light Switch	ON
League Info
Active Rules	Eat The RichAt the end of each Season, the Fans with the top 1% of Coins will have their funds redistributed throughout the 99%.  Party TimeA Team will enter Party Time if receiving 1 Win per remaining game would not land them in the Postseason. In Party Time, they'll receive random Stat Boosts from Partying. See also: Glossary  Wild CardsAt the end of the regular season, 1 Wild Card will be drawn at random from the remaining Teams in each Sub-League to receive a Postseason Birth.  Based EvolutionEvery Third Championship a Team wins will cause the Team and its Players to Evolve. Players that round the phylogenic Bases will get to go Home.  Free WillsThe bottom four finishing Teams in the League will receive an extra Will in that Season's Election.  All You Can EatFans are free to buy and discard Snack Slots in their Snack Pack. The number of Slots they have will determine their Payout Modifier for all Snacks. The less slots, the higher the Payout Modifier.  Community ChestAnytime 3000 Runs are accumulated league-wide, every Team will receive an Item Crate for a random active Player on their Team.  FairgroundsAll games have a chance of being Prize Matches, in which the winning Team will open an Item Crate.  Hype TrainShaming your opponent will build Hype in your Ballpark.  RatificationRenovations built by at least 18 Teams will be Ratified into Non-Physical Law for the entire League.  Hotel MotelThe Hotel Motel will occasionally create Holiday Innings during the Earlseason, where you Party instead of Score.  TurntablesBallpark: Any Win earned from a non-loss in this Ballpark during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin. League: Any Win earned from a non-loss during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin.  The UnderbracketEvery Postseason, the bottom finishing Teams will compete in the Underbracket while the top finishing Teams compete in the standard Overbracket.  Sun(Sun)All Wins and Unwins earned will be Squared.  TunnelsTunnels allow the Home Team to steal from the Away Team in this Ballpark.  Sun 30When a game enters Extra Innings, both Teams will immediately earn 1 Win.  BalloonsA small, permanent amount of negative eDensity is added for each Run or Win earned in this Ballpark.  Bird HotelWhen the Home Team parties, a number of Birds will come join the Party.  VoicemailWhen the Home Team is shut out in this Ballpark, they'll swap the worst Batter in their Lineup with the best Batter in their Shadows.  Sun .1Weather. Each Run scored is worth .1 more per Inning.  Phantom Thieves' GuildIf the Home Team loses by 9 Runs in this Ballpark, they will steal from their opponent's Shadows.  Equal SunA home run during a game's final out ties the game.  Sum SunWeather. Each successive scoring play by a Team within a half inning is worth an additional Run.  MAXIMUM SUNScoring plays in Maximum Blaseball are worth 3x the Runs.
Roster Changes
Date Change Cause β23 9 - Chorby Short 📱 Super Roamin' β23 69 + Campos Arias 🌹 Phantom Thieves Guild β23 83 + Lowe Forbes 🌹 Phantom Thieves Guild β23 88 + Cat McSriff 🌹 Phantom Thieves Guild β23 99 + Cricket Buttercup 🌹 Postseason Birth β23 117 - Adalberto Tosser 💫 Drafted to Semi-Centennial β23 117 - Jaylen Hotdogfingers 💫 Drafted to Semi-Centennial β23 117 + Adalberto Tosser 💫 Returned from Semi-Centennial β23 117 + Sutton Picklestein 💫 Drafted from Semi-Centennial β23 117 + Jada Frederick 💫 Drafted from Semi-Centennial β23 EL - Stephanie Schmitt 🌮 Blessing Season 22: Gachapon (🌮) β23 EL - Glabe Moon + Sutton Bishop 🏅 Blessing Season 23: Vault Swap (🌹)
Latesiesta
Renovations	The Garden's Light Switch is now ON. The Garden will now have more Night. The Garden will now have more Glitter.
Gift Shop	Squiddish Egg Drop Jacob Haynes - Frosty Bat + Squiddish Smokey Wooden Egg of Strength Early to the Party, Team Edition +  Late to the PartyThis Team or Player will Overperform in the Lateseason.
Other Events	Ratification: -  Fax MachineThe Fax Machine will swap the Home Team's pitcher for their best Shadows Pitcher whenever they've allowed 10+ Runs in a game.
Tidings
+  Under ReviewThis Team is Under Review...
Party Favors
Team Roamless Crates +  RoamlessPlayers cannot Roam to this Team.
Blessings
Season 22: Gachapon 🌹 - Stephanie Schmitt, Shadows Season 23: Vault Swap 🏅 - Sutton Bishop + Glabe Moon 🌹 - Glabe Moon + Sutton Bishop

In Season β23 the Boston Flowers sent two players to participate in the Semi-Centennial. Jaylen Hotdogfingers was Collected and Artificially Forged during the match, but when the game ended the Flowers gained two new members, Sutton Picklestein and Jada Frederick in addition to the returning Adalberto Tosser.

Starting Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Chambers Simmons Nic Winkler Glabe Moon Chambers Kennedy Inez Owens Zeboriah Wilson Zeboriah Whiskey Lenny Spruce Margarito Nava Scores Baserunner Jaylen Hotdogfingers Adalberto Tosser Jacob Haynes	Wade Howe Gloria Bugsnax Dunn Keyes Cory Twelve Baldwin Breadwinner
Shadows
Salih Ultrabass Francisco Object Shaquille Sunshine Backpatch Rolsenthal Kiki Junior Jr Owen Picklestein Tad Blortles Maisy Lazarus Stephanie Schmitt Stu Mcdaniel Tristin Crankit Jasper Destiny Zesty Yaboi Elijah Bookbaby Jenkins Ingram Enid Slumps Marf Whammy Chorby Short Vernon Sierpinski

Season Events

Stadium Renovation

The Flowers built 3 renovations.

• Light Switch - 6209214 Coins Spent
  • The Flowers flipped the Light Switch in The Garden.
  • The Garden's Light Switch is now ON.
• Glitter+ - 5849383 Coins Spent
  • The Garden will now have more Glitter.
• Night+ - 5134088 Coins Spent Coins Spent
  • The Garden will now have more Night.

Gifts

• 
  Flowers received 2 Gifts! - 6,684,362 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🐕 Dogs - 24%
    • ✨ Magic - 23%
    • 🛠️ Mechanics - 16%
  • 
    Squiddish Egg Drop - Wishlist #1
    • Jacob Haynes dropped Frosty Bat.
      • - Frosty Bat
      • Overall 13.0 + 0.6 -> 13.0
    • Jacob Haynes gained Squiddish Smokey Wooden Egg of Strength.
      • + Squiddish Smokey Wooden Egg of Strength
      • +  SquiddishWhen a Squiddish player is incinerated, they'll be replaced by a random Hall of Flame player.
      • Overall 13.0 -> 13.0 + 0.4
  • 
    Early to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #2
    • The Flowers are equipped with Early to the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Early to the PartyThis Team or Player will Underperform in the Lateseason.

Roster Changes

In Season 23 the Flowers were subject to ten faxes, two voicemails, one super roam away from the team, stole two players via Phantom Thieves' Guild, one stolen via Phantom Thieves' Guild, one new player as a Playoff Birth, had two players drafted to the Semi-Centennial, had one player return from the Semi-Centennial, and had two players fall from the Rising Stars.

• On Day 3 Chorby Short was Faxed onto the Rotation for Dunn Keyes.
• On Day 9 Chorby Short Super Roamed to the New York Millennials via the Fifth Base (Item).
• On Day 41 Dunn Keyes was Faxed onto the Rotation for Wade Howe.
• On Day 41 Jenkins Ingram was Faxed onto the Rotation for Dunn Keyes.
• On Day 64 Dunn Keyes was Faxed onto the Rotation for Baldwin Breadwinner.
• On Day 65 Baldwin Breadwinner was Faxed onto the Rotation for Jenkins Ingram.
• On Day 69 Campos Arias was stolen from the Breckenridge Jazz Hands via the Phantom Thieves' Guild.
• On Day 69 Jenkins Ingram was Voicemailed onto the Lineup for Chambers Kennedy.
• On Day 73 Campos Arias was Faxed onto the Rotation for Baldwin Breadwinner.
• On Day 82 Baldwin Breadwinner was Voicemailed onto the Lineup for Jenkins Ingram.
• On Day 83 Chambers Kennedy was Faxed onto the Rotation for Cory Twelve.
• On Day 83 Lowe Forbes was stolen from the Breckenridge Jazz Hands via the Phantom Thieves' Guild.
• On Day 84 Cory Twelve was Faxed onto the Rotation for Dunn Keyes.
• On Day 88 Dunn Keyes was Faxed onto the Rotation for Cory Twelve.
• On Day 88 Cat McSriff was stolen from the Mexico City Wild Wings via the Phantom Thieves' Guild.
• On Day 90 Cory Twelve was Faxed onto the Rotation for Gloria Bugsnax.
• On Day 99 Cricket Buttercup joined the Boston Flowers as a Playoff Birth.
• On Day 117 Adalberto Tosser was drafted to the Semi-Centennial to play for the Rising Stars.
• On Day 117 Jaylen Hotdogfingers was drafted to the Semi-Centennial to play for the Rising Stars.
  • During the Semi-Centennial Jaylen was Collected and Artificially Forged.
• On Day 117 Adalberto Tosser returned from the Semi-Centennial to the Lineup.
• On Day 117 Sutton Picklestein fell from the Rising Stars to the Lineup.
• On Day 117 Jada Frederick fell from the Rising Stars to the Rotation.

Election Outcomes

Party Favors

• Team Roamless Crate passed with 356,234 Votes, 81% of all Decree Votes
  • The Flowers became Roamless.
    • +  Roamless

Tidings

• • FLOWERS UNDER REVIEW
    • +  Under Review

Blessings

• 
  Season 22: Gachapon blessed the LA Unlimited Tacos.
  • Stephanie Schmitt was recruited by the Tacos.
    • 🌹 - Stephanie Schmitt, Shadows
    • 🌮 + Stephanie Schmitt, Shadows
  • Stephanie Schmitt entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 9.3 → 10.1
  • The Tacos had 3% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Tigers with 27%
    2,702,609 votes were cast.

• 
  Season 23: Vault Swap blessed the Boston Flowers.
  • Sutton Bishop left the Vault.
  • Glabe Moon was Artificially Forged!
    • +  LegendaryThis Player is Legendary.
  • The Flowers swapped Glabe Moon with Vault Player Sutton Bishop.
    • 🌹 Glabe Moon -> Shadows
    • 🌹 Sutton Bishop -> Lineup
  • The Flowers had 5% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Crabs with 17%
    1,215,079 votes were cast.

Season Overview

The following summary mixes canon events with community lore.