Boston Flowers

Boston Flowers
Logo by Coblin
League	Internet League Blaseball
Subleague	Wild League
Division	Wild Low
Ballpark	The Boston Garden
Modifications	The Fifth Base (Season 10)Ballpark: Teams playing in this Ballpark must run five bases instead of four. Team: This Team must run five bases instead of four. See also: Glossary  ForceThis Player is Forced into position. They cannot leave their current Location.  GrowthGrowth teams will play better as the season goes on, up to a 5% global boost by season's end.  RoamlessPlayers cannot Roam to this Team.  Under ReviewThis Team is Under Review...  Walk in the ParkThose with Walk in the Park will walk to first base on one less Ball.
Home Location	Boston
Team Slogan	"Bloom Goes The Dynamite!" (former) "Let's Grow!"
Team Colors	#f7d1ff, #D791E3, #AC56BD, #9755A5, #88BC76, #8BAB49, #393A17, #4E5229
Emoji	🌹
Arcanum	III The Empress
Team Abbreviation	BOS
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Team Page
Friends	San Francisco Lovers, Hellmouth Sunbeams, Unlimited Tacos, Houston Spies, Yellowstone Magic, Core Mechanics, Kansas City Breath Mints, Hades Tigers, Miami Dale, Ohio Worms
Rivals	Charleston Shoe Thieves, Houston Spies, New York Millennials
Captain	Beck Whitney (Former) Margarito Nava (Current)
Social media	@BOS_Flowers

The Boston Flowers are an Internet League Blaseball team in the Chaotic Good division of the Good Conference. They have been a part of the ILB since Season AA. During the Discipline Era, the Flowers competed in the Chaotic Good division of the Good League, until the Season 5 High Filter decree disbanded the Good and Evil Leagues. This placed them in the Wild Low division of the Wild League where they remained for the rest of the Discipline Era and for the entire Expansion Era.

Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Zack Sanders Daniel Mendoza Jessica Telephone Dervin Gorczyca Zelda Highway Kelvin Drumsolo Jenkins Ingram Skylar Khan Duha Kamara	Randy Dennis Spears Taylor Javier Lotus Fatima Garrote Amir Murphy
Shadows
Currently Hidden

Expansion Era

Lineup	Rotation
Wade Howe Chambers Simmons Nic Winkler Jada Frederick Baldwin Breadwinner Inez Owens Zeboriah Wilson Zeboriah Whiskey Lenny Spruce Sutton Picklestein Margarito Nava Scores Baserunner Jacob Haynes	Lowe Forbes Campos Arias Gloria Bugsnax Cory Twelve Dunn Keyes
Shadows
Salih Ultrabass Francisco Object Shaquille Sunshine Backpatch Rolsenthal Kiki Junior Jr Owen Picklestein Tad Blortles Maisy Lazarus Stu Mcdaniel Tristin Crankit Jasper Destiny Zesty Yaboi Elijah Bookbaby Ruffian Scrobbles Enid Slumps Marf Whammy Vernon Sierpinski Jenkins Ingram Chambers Kennedy Pangolin Ruiz Cricket Buttercup

Player History

For a list of all former players, see Category:Former Boston Flowers Players.

Date	Removed		Added			Cause
Toggle Intrateam Moves (Fax, Voicemail, etc.)
β02 76	Hurley Pacheco		Nic Winkler	🌹		Incineration
β03 05	Bryanayah Chang		Hotbox Sato	🌹		Incineration
β03 47	Jorge Ito		Caligula Lotus	🌹		Incineration
β03 82	Isaac Rubberman		Vito Kravitz	🌹		Incineration
β04 54	Vito Kravitz		Moses Mason	🌮		Feedback
β04 58	Hotbox Sato		Morrow Doyle	👟		Feedback
β04 59	Matheo Carpenter		Gloria Bugsnax	🌹		Incineration
β04 98	Morrow Doyle		Inez Owens	🌹		Incineration
β06 31	Caligula Lotus		Hiroto Cerna	🌹		Incineration
β06 80	Beck Whitney		Hahn Fox	🚤		Feedback
β06 EL	Hahn Fox		Alaynabella Hollywood	🌞		Blessing (🌹)	Vulture
β07 EL	-		Glabe Moon	🌹		Blessing (🌹)	New Recruit
β09 99	-		Kiki Junior Jr	🌹		Playoff Birth
β09 EL	-		Scores Baserunner	🌹		Blessing (🌹)	New Recruit
β11 99	-		Zesty Yaboi	🌹		Playoff Birth
β12 EL	Alaynabella Hollywood		Zesty Yaboi	🌹		Will (🌹)	Foreshadow
β12 EL	Alaynabella Hollywood		Nagomi Mcdaniel	🎸		Will (🌹)	Exchange
β12 EL	King Weatherman		Cory Twelve	✨		Will (✨)	Exchange
β13 EL	Castillo Turner		Castillo Turner	🌹		Will (🌹)	Plunder
β13 EL	-		Sutton Picklestein	🌹		Will (🌹)	Plunder
β13 EL	Zeboriah Wilson		Nagomi Mcdaniel	🌹		Will (🌹)	Foreshadow
β13 EL	Sutton Picklestein		Lenny Spruce	🍬		Will (🍬)	Plunder
β14 LS	-		Wyatt Mason VI	🌹		Second Wyatt Masoning
β14 99	Wyatt Mason VI		-	🌹		Static
β14 99	-		Tad Blortles	🌹		Playoff Birth
β14 EL	Glabe Moon		Schneider Bendie	📱		Will (🌹)	Exchange
β14 EL	Owen Picklestein		Castillo Turner	🌹		Will (🌹)	Foreshadow
β14 EL	Nagomi McDaniel		Parker Parra	🦀		Will (🦀)	Exchange
β15 EL	Parker Parra		Brock Forbes	🦀		Will (🌹)	Equivalent Exchange
β16 2	Moses Mason		Salih Ultrabass	🌹		Incineration
β16 EL	Margarito Nava		Margarito Nava	🌹		Will (🌹)	Plunder
β16 EL	-		Chorby Soul	🌹		Will (🌹)	Plunder
β16 EL	Chorby Soul		Silvaire Roadhouse	🦀		Will (🦀)	Plunder
β16 EL	Schneider Bendie		Glabe Moon	📱		Will (🌹)	Equivalent Exchange
β17 25	Scores Baserunner		Dunn Keyes	🌹		Reverb
β17 25	Chambers Simmons		Gloria Bugsnax	🌹		Reverb
β17 36	Hiroto Cerna		Allan Kranch	🌹		Incineration
β17 EL	Salih Ultrabass		Margarito Nava	🌹		Will (🌹)	Foreshadow
β17 EL	Scores Baserunner		Scores Baserunner	🌹		Will (🌹)	Move
β17 EL	Castillo Turner		Chorby Short	📱		Will (📱)	Equivalent Exchange
β18 LS	-		Nagomi Mcdaniel II	🌹		Gift Shop
β18 99	-		Enid Slumps	🌹		Playoff Birth
β18 EL	Jacob Haynes		Hierophantic Foible	🍬		Will (🍬)	Equivalent Exchange
β18 EL	Allan Kranch		Jaylen Hotdogfingers	🛠️		Will (🌹)	Equivalent Exchange
β18 EL	Nagomi Mcdaniel II		-			Dust
β18 EL	-		NaN	🌹		Roamin'
β19 99	-		Maisy Lazarus	🌹		Playoff Birth
β19 EL	Hierophantic Foible		Jacob Haynes	🍬		Will (🌹)	Equivalent Exchange
β19 EL	NaN		-	🌮		Roamin'
β20 LS	-		Chorby Soul VII	🌹		Gift Shop
β20 99	-		Marf Whammy	🌹		Playoff Birth
β20 EL	Owen Picklestein		Owen Picklestein	🌹		Will (🌹)	Move
β20 EL	Chorby Soul VII		-			Dust
β21 LS	-		Pitching Machine III	🌹		Gift Shop
β21 EL	Silvaire Roadhouse		Adalberto Tosser	🦀		Will (🌹)	Equivalent Exchange
β21 EL	Castillo Turner		Chorby Short	📱		Will📱	Equivalent Exchange
β21 EL	Pitching Machine III		-			Dust
β22 1	Owen Picklestein		Zeboriah Wilson	🌹		Voicemail
β22 17	Dunn Keyes		Zeboriah Whiskey	🌹		Voicemail
β22 34	Zesty Yaboi		Jenkins Ingram	🌹		Voicemail
β22 36	Jaylen Hotdogfingers		Chambers Kennedy	🌹		Voicemail
β22 38	Chambers Kennedy		Jaylen Hotdogfingers	🌹		Voicemail
β22 19	Brock Forbes		Backpatch Rolsenthal	🌹		Incineration
β22 54	-		Kathy Mathews	👐		Super Roamin'
β22 63	Kathy Mathews		-	🎸		Super Roamin'
β22 LS	-		Liquid Friend XV	🌹		Gift Shop
β22 LS	-		Uncle Plasma XV	🌹		Gift Shop
β22 88	Backpatch Rolsenthal		Dunn Keyes	🌹		Fax Machine
β22 89	Jenkins Ingram		Chambers Kennedy	🌹		Voicemail
β22 99	-		Vernon Sierpinski	🌹		Playoff Birth
β22 EL	Chorby Short		Wade Howe	🌹		Will (🌹)	Roster Swap
β22 EL	Chorby Short		Castillo Turner	🏝️		Will (🌹)	Equivalent Exchange
β22 EL	-		Chorby Short	🏝️		Will (🌹)	Move
β22 EL	Castillo Turner		-	🎸		Blessing(🎸)	Gachapon
β22 EL	Liquid Friend XV		-			Dust
β22 EL	Uncle Plasma XV		-			Dust
β22 EL	-		Baldwin Breadwinner	🏋️‍		Super Roamin'
β23 3	Dunn Keyes		Chorby Short	🌹		Fax Machine
β23 9	Chorby Short		-	📱		Super Roamin'
β23 41	Wade Howe		Dunn Keyes	🌹		Fax Machine
β23 41	Dunn Keyes		Jenkins Ingram	🌹		Fax Machine
β23 64	Baldwin Breadwinner		Dunn Keyes	🌹		Fax Machine
β23 65	Jenkins Ingram		Baldwin Breadwinner	🌹		Fax Machine
β23 69	-		Campos Arias	👐		Phantom Thieves Guild
β23 69	Chambers Kennedy		Jenkins Ingram	🌹		Voicemail
β23 73	Baldwin Breadwinner		Campos Arias	🌹		Fax Machine
β23 82	Jenkins Ingram		Baldwin Breadwinner	🌹		Voicemail
β23 83	Cory Twelve		Chambers Kennedy	🌹		Fax Machine
β23 83	-		Lowe Forbes	👐		Phantom Thieves Guild
β23 84	Dunn Keyes		Cory Twelve	🌹		Fax Machine
β23 88	Cory Twelve		Dunn Keyes	🌹		Fax Machine
β23 88	-		Cat McSriff	🍗		Phantom Thieves Guild
β23 90	Gloria Bugsnax		Cory Twelve	🌹		Fax Machine
β23 99	-		Cricket Buttercup	🌹		Playoff Birth
β23 117	Adalberto Tosser		-	💫		Drafted to Semi-Centennial
β23 117	Jaylen Hotdogfingers		-	💫		Drafted to Semi-Centennial
β23 117	-		Adalberto Tosser	💫		Returned from Semi-Centennial
β23 117	-		Sutton Picklestein	💫		Drafted from Semi-Centennial
β23 117	-		Jada Frederick	💫		Drafted from Semi-Centennial
β23 EL	Stephanie Schmitt		-	🌮		Blessing (🌮)	Gachapon
β23 EL	Glabe Moon		Sutton Bishop	🏅		Blessing(🌹)	Season 23: Vault Swap
β24 1	Campos Arias		Lowe Forbes	🌹		Fax Machine
β24 2	Cory Twelve		Gloria Bugsnax	🌹		Fax Machine
β24 3	Jada Frederick		Cory Twelve	🌹		Fax Machine
β24 4	Adalberto Tosser		Ruffian Scrobbles	🌹		Incineration
β24 18	Cory Twelve		Chambers Kennedy	🌹		Fax Machine
β24 19	Pangolin Ruiz		Cory Twelve	🌹		Fax Machine
β24 36	Cat McSriff		-	🕵️		Phantom Thieves Guild
β24 37	Ruffian Scrobbles		Jada Frederick	🌹		Voicemail
β24 39	Jada Frederick		Wade Howe	🌹		Night Shift
β24 39	Campos Arias		Cory Twelve	🌹		Fax Machine
β24 43	Sutton Bishop		Jada Frederick	🌹		Voicemail
β24 47	Gloria Bugsnax		Campos Arias	🌹		Fax Machine
β24 48	Chambers Kennedy		Gloria Bugsnax	🌹		Fax Machine

Season Results

The Discipline Era (Seasons 1 to 11)

Season	Wins	Record	Division Placement	Season Notes
1	53	53-46	2nd	Held a 53-46 record at the end of Season 1, second-best in their division and fourth-best in their subleague. The Flowers won against the Yellowstone Magic in the quarterfinals. The Flowers lost against the Chicago Firefighters in the semifinals, ending their post-season run. Received no blessings at the end of Season 1, and were not the target of any decrees. Their lineup remained intact, as well.
2	51	51-48	1st	Held a 51-48 record at the end of Season 2, the best in their division. Won 3-2 against the Chicago Firefighters in the quarterfinals. The Flowers lost 3-0 against the Charleston Shoe Thieves in the semifinals, ending their post-season run. Received no blessings at the end of Season 2, and were not the target of any decrees. Their lineup remained intact, as well.
3	42	42-57	5th	Held a 42-57 record at the end of Season 3, the worst in their division. The Flowers did not advance to the postseason. Received no blessings at the end of Season 3, and were not the target of any decrees. Their lineup remained intact, as well. Three players were incinerated during this season - Bryanayah Chang, Jorge Ito and Isaac Rubberman.
4	44	44-55	4th	Held a 44-55 record at the end of Season 4, tied with the Hawai'i Fridays for 4th place in the Chaotic Good division. The Flowers did not advance to the postseason. Defeated the Unlimited Tacos in the longest game in Blaseball history, a 24 inning long game that ended with a 2-1 Flowers win. The Alternate Reality decree affected Dunn Keyes and Inez Owens. Received the Getting in Their Heads (Literally) blessing, which impaired the maximum vibes of their Chaotic Good division opponents by 7%. Received the Exploratory Surgeries blessing, which their worst pitchers' stats. Chambers Simmons went from zero stars to , and Dunn Keyes went from to .
5	40	40-59	5th	Held a 40-59 record at the end of Season 5, and finished last in the Chaotic Good division. The Flowers did not advance to the postseason. The High Filter decree moved the Flowers to the Low division of the Wild League and gave them the Blood Winner modification. The Flowers were not affected by any blessings.
6	51	51-48	1st	Held a 51-48 record at the end of Season 6 (their first winning season since Season 2), and were the winners of the WIld Low division. Advanced to the postseason on the strength of their Divine Favor over the New York Millennials, and were defeated in the Round of 8 by the Baltimore Crabs, 3 games to 0. Received the Sharing Signs blessing, which improved the Wild Low's hitting rating by 10% and impaired their pitching by -5%. Were subjected to the Move the Mounds Closer blessing, which improved the Wild Low's pitching by 10% and impaired their hitting rating by -5%. Although they won the Wild Low division, they did not receive any stars from Blood Winner due to the postponement of the Bloodbath in Season 6.
7	28	28-71	5th	Held a 28-71 record at the end of Season 7, and finished last in the Wild Low division. The Flowers did not advance to the postseason. The Flowers entered Enhanced Party Time on Day 76, breaking the Regular Season Speedrun record set by the Unlimited Tacos in Season β5. A record that would later be beat by the Hawai'i Fridays in Season β9, when they entered Enhanced Party Time on Day 73. The New Recruit blessing added a 10th player, Glabe Moon, to the Flowers' lineup. The Jelly Legs blessing randomized the baserunning stats of the Flowers' three worst baserunners.
8	52	52-47	3rd	Held a 52-47 record at the end of Season 8, and finished third in the Wild Low division. Advanced to the postseason as the 4th seed in the Wild league, and were defeated in the Round of 8 by the Baltimore Crabs, 3 games to 0. This marks six straight postseason losses to the Crabs. The Astroturf blessing changed all Flowers players' blood type to Grass and granted the Flowers the Growth modification.
9	57	57-42	2nd	Held a 57-42 record at the end of Season 9, and finished second in the Wild Low division. Won the Shame Bubble blessing, protecting all of Wild Low from Targeted Shame. They were subjected to the Fifth Base. The Flowers also benefited from the Hellmouth Sunbeams winning the Mutually Arising blessing, which improved the overall rating of each team in the Wild Low division by 2%. The New Recruit blessing added a 11th player, Scores Baserunner, to the Flowers' lineup.
10	50	50-49	3rd	Held a 50-49 record at the end of Season 10, and finished third in the Wild Low division. The Flowers were affected by the Unlimited Tacos winning the Sharing Signs blessing, which improved Wild Low's hitting rating by 10% and impaired their pitching rating by -5%. The Flowers also benefited from the Hellmouth Sunbeams winning the Divisional Walk in the Park blessing, which caused every team in Wild Low to gain the Walk in the Park modification.
11	48	48-51	5th	Held a 48-51 record at the end of Season 11, and finished last in the Wild Low division. The Flowers were assigned the Arcana III The Empress.

The Expansion Era (Seasons 12 to 24)

Season	Wins	Record	Division Placement	Season Notes
12	47	47-52	4th	Held a 47-52 record at the end of Season 12 and finished 4th in the Wild Low division. The Foreshadow will sent Alaynabella Hollywood to the Shadows in exchange for Zesty Yaboi. Immediately afterwards, the Exchange will traded Hollywood for Nagomi Mcdaniel. The Yellowstone Magic's Exchange will traded King Weatherman for Cory Twelve. The Ohio Worms are added as the 6th team to the Wild Low division.
13	53	58-41	4th	Held a 58-41 record at the end of Season 13 and finished 4th in the Wild Low division. The Plunder will brought Sutton Picklestein up from the Hall of Flame, sending Castillo Turner to the Shadows, while the Foreshadow will sent Zeboriah Wilson to the Shadows in exchange for Nagomi Mcdaniel. The Kansas City Breath Mints' Plunder will immediately stole Sutton Picklestein away, sending back Lenny Spruce. Flowers benefited from all four "Bubble" blessings: Pitching Flotation Bubble, Hitting Flotation Bubble, Defense Flotation Bubble, and Baserunning Flotation Bubble, which boosted all four primary stats by 4% each.
14	50	50-49	3rd	Lost in the Wildcard Round to Tokyo Lift. Owen Picklestein is attacked by Consumers on Day 103, a day before their final game of the Season, and are subsequently sent to the Shadows in the Election. Moses Mason became a Receiver in the Tarot Reading. The Exchange will traded Glabe Moon to the New York Millennials for Schneider Bendie, while the Foreshadow will sent Owen Picklestein to the Shadows in exchange for Castillo Turner. The Baltimore Crabs' Exchange will traded Nagomi Mcdaniel for Parker Parra.
15	44	44-55	5th	Given the Afterparty modification in the Tarot Reading. The Plunder will attempted to steal the Redacted Nagomi Mcdaniel, but this failed, as Mcdaniel remained Redacted while also becoming Unstable. The Equivalent Exchange will traded Parker Parra back to the Baltimore Crabs for Brock Forbes.
16	52	52-47	4th	The Plunder will stole Chorby Soul from the Hall of Flame, sending Margarito Nava to the Shadows. The Baltimore Crabs' Plunder will stole Chorby Soul, sending back Silvaire Roadhouse. The Equivalent Exchange will traded Schneider Bendie back to the New York Millennials for Glabe Moon. The Shadow Running Practice blessing increased the baserunning of all players in the Flowers' Shadows.
17	43	43-56	5th	Flood Pumps were built at The Garden, and the ballpark was cleaned up, reducing its Filthiness. The Foreshadow will brought Margarito Nava out of the Shadows in exchange for Salih Ultrabass. The Move will moved Scores Baserunner from the Rotation to the Lineup. The New York Millennials' Equivalent Exchange will swapped Castillo Turner for Chorby Short. The Grounded blessing boosted Brock Forbes' Overpowerment by 40%, but impaired Forbes' Unthwackability by 20%. Built a Smithy as a result of the Smithy Decree being passed.
18	66	67-32	1st	Crowned Wild Low Champions after sweeping the Hades Tigers in the Semifinals, before losing 3 games to 2 in the Internet Championship Series against the Core Mechanics. A Grind Rail was installed at The Garden, also made The Garden become 14% more Obtuse. The Flowers received the Late to the Party modification, a Handcrafted Bat Drop (which went to Jacob Haynes) and Nagomi Mcdaniel, Collector's Edition from the Gift Shop. The Shadow Infuse will boosted Zeboriah Wilson's batting from 2.8 → 4.0 The Equivalent Exchange will swapped Allan Kranch for Jaylen Hotdogfingers of the Core Mechanics. The Kansas City Breath Mints' Equivalent Exchange will swapped Jacob Haynes for Hierophantic Foible.
19	41	39-60	2nd	Entered the Playoffs due to the ratification of Turntables, before losing in the Semifinals to eventual champions Tokyo Lift. Cory Twelve gained the Seeker modification during the Tarot Reading. Hoops and Birdhouses were built in The Garden. The Flowers received Soul Patches, the Home Field Advantage modification and a Handcrafted Quill Drop (which went to Dunn Keys) from the Gift Shop. The Alternate Trust will called the Negative Alternate for Jaylen Hotdogfingers. The Equivalent Exchange will swapped Hierophantic Foible for Jacob Haynes. The Go Big? Go Home blessing meant the Flowers avoided Underachievement, giving Alston Cerveza of the Baltimore Crabs the Underachiever modification.
20	37	37-62	5th	Entered the Underbracket Playoffs, but only made it to the Quarterfinals, sweeping the Atlantis Georgias. Balloons and Tunnels were installed in The Garden. The stadium also became 14% less Elongated. The Flowers received a Bargain Bin item (which went to Brock Forbes), the Early to the Party modification, a Handcrafted Quill Drop (which went to Gloria Bugsnax) and Chorby Soul, Batting Edition. The Equivalent Exchange will swapped Chorby Short for Castillo Turner of the New York Millennials. The Move will moved Owen Picklestein from the Shadows to the Lineup. The Reform will re-rolled Silvaire Roadhouse's Flinch modification to Debt. Margarito Nava gained the Green Light modification, due to the Ohio Worms' Green Light blessing.
21	58	47-52	4th	Gloria Bugsnax stole Chorby Soul IV's Chorby Soul II, increasing the Teams eDensity drastically, allowing them to reach the bottom of the Depth page. Voicemail was added to The Garden, and a Bird Hotel was built. The Flowers received Pitching Machine, Siphon Edition, Soul Patches and a Bargain Bin item (which went to Pitching Machine) from the Gift Shop. The Shadow Infuse will boosted Shaquille Sunshine's Baserunning from 2.7 → 4.1 The Equivalent Exchange will swapped Silvaire Roadhouse for Adalberto Tosser of the Baltimore Crabs. The New York Millennials' Equivalent Exchange will swapped Castillo Turner for Chorby Short.
22	46	41-58	5th	Entered the Underbracket Playoffs, again only making it to the Quarterfinals. A Fax Machine was placed in The Garden, and a Light Switch was installed. The Flowers received Uncle Plasma, Mint Edition, and Liquid Friend, Mint Edition, from the Gift Shop. The Roster Swap will swapped Chorby Short with Wade Howe, moving Short to the Shadows. The Equivalent Exchange will swapped Chorby Short with Castillo Turner of the Hawai'i Fridays. (Previously, the New York Millennials' Equivalent Exchange will swapped Castillo Turner with Beck Whitney of the Hawai'i Fridays.) The Move will moved Chorby Short from the Fridays' Lineup to the Flowers' Shadows. The Gachapon blessing meant Castillo Turner was recruited by the Seattle Garages, and moved to their Shadows. The Insider Trading blessing gave 25 players items with the Traitor modification. Zeboriah Whiskey gained the Skipping modification, due to the Ohio Worms' Record Scratch blessing. Jaylen Hotdogfingers gained the Subtractor modification, due to the Hawai'i Fridays' Subtractor Avoidance blessing.
23	49	34-65	6th	Lost in the Quarterfinals of the Underbracket to the Atlantis Georgias. The Flowers flipped the Light Switch in The Garden, and built Night+ and Glitter+. The Flowers received a Squiddish Egg item (which went to Jacob Haynes), and the Early to the Party modification from the Gift Shop. The Flowers player Jaylen Hotdogfingers was collected and Artificially Forged during the Semi-Centennial. The Flowers added Sutton Picklestein and Jada Frederick to the roster following the Semi-Centennial. The Flowers received the Team Roamless Crates Party Favor, granting the team Roamless. Received the Under Review modification during the Election The Hellmouth Sunbeams received Season 10: Divisional Walk in the Park, granting the Boston Flowers the Walk in the Park modification. The LA Unlimited Tacos received Season 22: Gachapon, which sent Stephanie Schmitt to the Tacos' Shadows. The Flowers received Season 23: Vault Swap, which swapped Glabe Moon with Vault Player Sutton Bishop. Glabe Moon was Artificially Forged as a result.
24	41	44-54	1st* (Vault)	The Flowers went Rogue on Day 79, gaining the Rogue modification. The Flowers Incinerated the Coin on Day 82 alongside the other Rogue Teams. The Flowers entered the Vault and were Forced into Position Day 99, gaining the Forced modification. The Hades Tigers also entered the Vault at the same time. The Flowers were Nullified on Day 99, but returned with the message "The Boston Flowers will Return." (* - The Boston Flowers were 1st in the Vault Division at the end of Day 98 and were Vaulted before Day 99 could start, resulting in them no longer being present in the League Standings on Day 99 when the Season concluded. However no Games were played on Day 99.)

Notable Events

The Discipline Era (Season 1 to Season 11)

Season	Date	Event Description
4	98	Flowers batter Morrow Doyle was incinerated by a Rogue Umpire. Doyle was facing Lee Davenport of the Unlimited Tacos, the same pitcher they were facing when they hit the Grand Unslam as a member of the Charleston Shoe Thieves. Doyle was replaced with Inez Owens.
4	99	The Flowers faced the Unlimited Tacos in the first game ever to cross the one hour time limit, triggering Spillover. The game ended 65 minutes in, after 22 scoreless innings and tied 1-1 for the last 2 innings. In the bottom of the 24th, Inez Owens, the replacement for Morrow Doyle (who had been incinerated in the previous game), was driven in by a Nic Winkler double, beginning a Shame period for the Tacos. The Flowers loaded the bases for Beck Whitney, who took hit a ground out to NaN, ending the game 2-1 Flowers. This broke the record for the longest game in blaseball history, replacing a 21-inning game between the Flowers and the Dallas Steaks on Day 21 of Season 4.
6	99	Heading into Day 98, the New York Millennials (51-46) led the Flowers (49-48) by two games for the last playoff spot. After a Flowers win on Day 98 and back-to-back losses on Days 98 and 99 for the Millennials, Boston's fate would be decided by their final game against the Breckenridge Jazz Hands. The Flowers quickly fell behind 5-0, and the Jazz Hands repeatedly scored in response to early Flowers' rallies. Entering the bottom of the 8th inning, the Flowers trailed 11-5; with two runners on, Gloria Bugsnax hit a three-run homer to cut the deficit in half. In the bottom of the 9th, an RBI single from Castillo Turner and a 2-run double from newly-acquired Hahn Fox tied the game at 11. Finally, in the bottom of the 10th inning, with Bugsnax on first, Moses Mason hit a two-run home run; in doing so, the Flowers simultaneously shamed the Jazz Hands, eliminated the Millennials from playoff contention, and clinched the final playoff spot. This home run would later become known as The Day 99 Miracle, although the name has also been attributed to the rare individual respective achievements of Nic Winkler and Jacob Haynes both stealing bases in the game.
8	61	In a game against the New York Millennials, Mills pitcher Patty Fox pitched a perfect game against the Flowers, preventing any Flowers from reaching base. This would be the first perfect game in recorded Blaseball history, resulting in the subsequent discovery of the 9-blood Blagonball. When asked, the Flowers were reported to just be happy to be included.

The Expansion Era (Season 12 to Season 24)

Season	Date	Event Description
14	102	Owen Picklestein, the worst pitcher on the Flowers at the time, was attacked by a Consumer on Day 101. The following day Picklestein held the Tokyo Lift to just 2 Runs until the top of the 8th Inning. The Flowers were eliminated from the Postseason after losing on Day 102, and subsequently Picklestein was sent to the Shadows in the Election.
18	83	On Day 83 Chorby Short broke the perfect game strikeout record with a total of 25 strikeouts. At the time Short had the Overperforming Modification twice. The opposing pitcher, Rafael Davids had also thrown a perfect game until the bottom of the 9th inning, and was ultimately shamed in the 10th inning.
21	81	During the events of Season 21, Gloria Bugsnax stole the Chorby's Soul II item from Chorby Soul IV. This item was extremely eDense causing the Flowers to plummet to the bottom of the Depth Chart, reaching the lowest point on Day 99 of the Season.
23	9	In the Season 22 Election the Boston Flowers won the Traitor Crates Blessing giving several members of the Team items with the Traitor Modification. Baldwin Breadwinner had also roamed to the Flowers in the Election due to the Super Roamin' Fifth Base item. The number of Traitor items on the team caused the Super Roamin' Fifth Base to be traded between teammates 15 times before the end of Season 23 Day 9. Chorby Short drew the short straw, and roamed away from the team along with the Base.
24	98	The Flowers scored the final Runs of the Expansion Era against Chet Takahashi of the Houston Spies. The Flowers had scored 10 Runs in Black Hole(Black Hole) Weather putting the scores to 1-0 in favor of the Spies. In the bottom of the Ninth Nic Winkler hit a Single sending Jacob Haynes and Wade Howe home, and shaming the Spies.
24	99	At the last possible moment before the League was Nullified by Black Hole(Black Hole) the Flowers entered the Vault and became Forced. They shared this achievement with the Hades Tigers, who entered the Vault at the same time.

Short Circuits

Versions of the Boston Flowers found only in Short Circuits. These versions of the team had all new, temporary rosters and only existed for the duration of their circuit.

• For the Gamma 2 Team, see Boston Flowers (Gamma 2).
• For the Gamma 3 Team, see Boston Flowers (Gamma 3).
• For the Gamma 4 Team, see Boston Flowers (Gamma 4).

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Team Overview

Each subsection of the Team Overview section will provide a brief summary of details for the relevant area. For complete details see the linked Main Articles.

Home City

Main article: Boston

The Boston Flowers hail from Boston, Massachusetts, a city that lives in harmony with nature be it a sentient garden, rifts in space-time, or just lots and lots of plants. Some areas of the city feature overgrown ruins, places where trees and vines intertwine with modern buildings, or non-Euclidean Fens.

Boston is a forever changing ecosystem that creates mystery and adventure. One day you may see an empty field of flowers, the next a thicket of trees. Nature in Boston is benevolent and helps the people of Boston when possible.

The people of Boston are focused on their ability to grow and thrive. They wish to live and be happy and will do what it takes to protect that way of life. They are also very friendly and community focused. The history of Boston has made its people resilient, and they will always rebuild from tragedy and loss.

Stadium

Main article: Boston Garden

The Boston Flowers home games are played in a stadium known as The Garden. The Garden is an unusual Blaseball stadium, given that it is absolutely and completely overgrown with plant life. It is also a living sentient being that protects those it cares about.

History of Boston

Main article: Boston Flowers/History

Throughout history Boston has gone through a lot. Below is a brief summary of the history of Boston as it is currently understood.

The Dunkies Years & The Big Dunk
In the past the Dunkies Donuts Corporation was voted in as the mayor of Boston and used their power and influence to take over the city. During their reign they mined for the natural deposits of donuts and coffee. The Dunkies Donuts Corporation greed eventually inspired them to synthesize coffee beans from outside of the universe, an attempt which ultimately ended in failure in what was known as "The Big Dunk". The most notable side effect of the Big Dunk was large numbers of space-time rifts opening throughout the city leading to alternate dimensions and versions of Boston.

Post-Big Dunk
Eventually the citizens of Boston recovered from the events of the Big Dunk, and the city began to exist in unity with nature. Plants of all kinds strung themselves up buildings and across streets, the Boston Garden had gained sentience. The citizens of Boston became focused on their own ability to grow and thrive, and gained a culture of resilience.

The Second Dunk & End of the Expansion Era
Due to events occurring in Blaseball during Season β21 the city became threatened again, firstly was the event known as the Second Dunk where the city was plunged deep into Immateria. This event began a chain reaction where the alternate realities connected to Boston via the space-time rifts either began to directly work together or began closing the rifts in an attempt to protect themselves.

The events of Season β24 was the most dangerous period in Boston's known history. The city was at risk of incineration by the Supernova Eclipse or Nullification by the Black Hole (Black Hole). A significant number of the rifts were closed during this time-period due to the existential threats at this time.

Neither incineration nor complete Nullification would ultimately come to pass due to Boston becoming Forced into the Vault, thus avoiding being completely Nullified.

Post-Expansion Era
This is the current time period, and no major historical events have occurred.

Information on the current state of Boston and its residents can be found on the Boston page.

Staff

• Beck Whitney (Former Player-Manager)
• Nepenthe Saracen (Pitching Coach)
• Businessmun Ferret (Third Base) - The team's lawyer and third base coach, promises he can get the team off any charges for stealing bases.
• Sprout (Batboy)
• Dr. Helio Fisic (Team Doctor)
• Moss Woman (Equipment Manager)
• The Groundskeeper (Groundskeeper)
• Petunia the Cat (Assistant Groundskeeper)

Fan Culture

Know more about the Flowers' fan culture? Add it at Boston Flowers/Fan Culture!

The Boston Flowers fanbase is positive and friendly, they love to make friends with as many other teams as possible. Fans of the Boston Flowers often refer to each other as "bud" or "buds".

Chants and Cheers

Team Chants

• LET'S GROW!
• FLOWER (POWER)! FLOWER (POWER)! - Call and response from one side of the stands to the other.
• AW, WEEDS - When things go wrong, as usual.
• We're The Flowers - Another wry chant, this is used when things really seem to be in the pits, which is often enough for the Flowers that it is said quite regularly.
• ROOTS DOWN. THORNS UP. - can be used as call and response.

Individual Player Chants (Current)

• OUR WAY IS THE HIGHWAY - Zelda Highway
• RING, RING - Jessica Telephone
• TEA FOR ONE/TWO/THREE (number of bases progressed in a hit) or TEA ALL ROUND for a home run. - Jenkins Ingram
• Dervin Gorczyca Belervin Dervin - Dervin Gorczyca
• Sky's the limit - Skylar Khan
• AMIRACLE - Amir Murphy
• DU, DUHA, DU HAST MICH - Duha Kamara

Individual Player Chants (Former)

• CAS TI YOOO - Castillo Turner
• LIGHT IT UP! - Matheo Carpenter
• BECK BECK GIVE 'EM HECK! - Beck Whitney
• LEAD OUR PEOPLE HOME - Moses Mason
• WEATHER IS HAPPENING - King Weatherman
• M🌘🌗🌖🌕🌔🌓🌒N - Glabe Moon
• LOCK EM OUT KEYES or PARTY TIME RUNS ON DUNN KEYES - Dunn Keyes
• CHOMP - Gloria Bugsnax
• CLAP FOR ZEB - Zeboriah Wilson
• JUST A GUY - Jacob Haynes
• BUZZ BUZZ or WE BEE-LIEVE - Inez Owens
• NIC?? - Nic Winkler
• NAVA IN DOUBT - Margarito Nava
• zestyChamp! - Zesty Yaboi
• SCORE!!! - Scores Baserunner

Fan Works

Have more fan art? Add it here or at Boston Flowers/Fan Art!

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  The official theme song of the Boston Flowers

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  Logo by Cobaltcakes

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  Logo by Davidplovost

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  Boston Flowers Logo by Coblin

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  Boston Flowers logo by nim on Discord

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  The s24 Flowers by squidbunting