Blessings

Blessings are statistical bonuses granted to a randomly selected player on a team, with each team chosen by lottery. Blaseball participants may vote on any blessings for their team during the entirety of a season. At the end of each season (after the postseason games), the benefactor of each blessing is announced and awarded, in descending order of win percentage.

More participants voting on a particular blessing for their team means that their team is more likely, but not guaranteed, to be awarded said blessing. This dynamic was especially evident in Season 2, when the San Francisco Lovers were awarded with one blessing despite having approximately 0% of that blessing's vote.

History of Blessings

Blessings awarded to each team are recorded in the articles for each Season.

• Season 1
• Season 2
• Season 3
• Season 4
• Season 5
• Season 6
• Season 7
• Season 8
• Season 9
• Season 10
• Season 11
• Season 12
• Season 13
• Season 14
• Season 15
• Season 16

Known Blessings

Name	In-Game Description	Season(s)
Team Boost	Your team goes to a team-building workshop. This will boost your team's stats overall by 6%.	1
Hitting Boost	Give your players cups of Yes Plz coffee. This will boost your team's hitting by 10%.	1
Pitching Boost	Your pitchers each grow an extra finger. This will boost your team's pitching by 10%.	1
Max Out Hitter	This will max out the hitting stats of a random hitter on your team.	1
Max Out Pitcher	This will max out the hitting stats of a random pitcher on your team.	1
Steal Best Hitter	This will steal the highest rated hitter in the league to your team.	1
Steal Best Pitcher	This will steal the highest rated pitcher in the league to your team.	1
Randomize Players	Your five worst players will be sent into deep hypnosis, randomizing their stats.	1
Performance Enhancing Demons	Mggoka match ng strike fm'latghor. Fm'latgh. +8% Team Overall	2, 3
Yes Plz!	Wake up your hitters with a cup of Yes Plz coffee. +10% Team Hitting	2
Pseudo-Thumbs	Pseudo-Thumbs burst from the skin on the opposite of your pitchers' hands. +10% Team Pitching	2, 3
Wind Sprints	Run. +15% Team Baserunning	2, 12
The Rack	+15% Team Defense	2, 3, 4, 12
Seduction	Swing Away. The best hitter in the league joins your team.	2, 5
Defection	It's business. The best pitcher in the league joins your team.	2
Bloodlust	URRRRRRGGHHHHHH. Maxes the stats of a random player on your team.	2, 3
Gunblade Bat	A random hitter on your team will gain the Gunblade Bat, maxing out their hitting stats.	2
Literal Arm Cannon	A random pitcher on your team will gain an arm cannon, maxing out their pitching stats.	2
Soul Swap	They won't stop screaming. Randomizes your team's 5 worst players.	2, 5, 14
Blood Sacrifice	Your team sacrifices a fan from the stands. The Gods show favor. Your team will win all tiebreakers.	2
Anticapitalism, Brought To You By Friends At The Table	Your team will become fully anticapitalist.	3
Rigour Mortis	Stiff Limbs. -10% team baserunning to your team's division opponents.	3
Evil Wind Sprints	The Wind can be Evil. Run. +15% Team Baserunning	3, 4
Bloodlust	URRRRRRGGHHHHHH. Maxes the stats of a random player on your team.	3
Highway Robbery	The best player in the league joins your team.	3
Headhunter	The best hitter in your team's subleague (Mild or Wild) joins your team.	3, 6
Vulture	The best player in your team's division joins your team.	3, 6
Pretty Plz?	Feed your hitters coffee grounds. Team hitting changes from -5% to +15%	3, 7
Team-Building Exercise	Re-rolls your team's three worst players	3
Summoning Circle	Re-rolls your team's 3 worst hitters	3, 4, 12
Exploratory Surgeries	Re-rolls your team's 3 worst pitchers	3, 4, 7
Exile	Send your team's worst hitter to a random other team. Receive a random player back.	3
Go Away	Send your team's worst pitcher to a random team. Receive a random player back.	3
Solidarity	Improve your Team's Max Vibes by 15%	4, 5
Keeping it Wavy, Presented by Friends at the Table	Improve your Team's Min Vibes by 15%	4
Getting in Their Heads (Literally)	Impair your Division opponents' Max Vibes by 7%	4
Questioning Their Every Decision	Just asking questions. Impair your Division opponents' Min Vibes by 7%	4
Precognition	Vision of things to come. Improve 3 random hitters on your team by 20%.	4, 8, 14
Extra Elbows	Improve 3 random pitchers on your team by one Star (20%)	4
The Best Defense	Is good offense. Swap your best hitting pitcher into your lineup.	4, 6, 12
The Best Offense	Is good defense. Swap your best pitching hitter into your rotation.	4, 6, 12
Mutual Aid	Praxis. Swap the positions of your worst hitter and worst pitcher.	4, 5
Non-Dominant Arms	Maybe try throwing with the other one? Team pitching changes anywhere from -5% to +15%	4, 14
Grappling Hook	Item. A random player on your team gets improved Baserunning and Defense.	4
Mushroom	Item. A random player on your team becomes BIG. Increased Power, Max Vibe. Decreased Baserunning.	4
Zombies, Run! Presents Horde Hallucinations	They're coming! Improve your Team's Baserunning anywhere from -8% to +24%.	5
Rollback Netcode	Improve your Team's Overall rating anywhere from -3% to +9%.	5
Bad Neighbors	Impair your Division opponents' Overall rating by 3%.	5
Katamari	Grab everything you can. Improve your Team's Defense anywhere from -8% to +24%.	5
Keeping it Wavy	Improve your Team's Min Vibes by 15%	5
Falling Stars	Improve 4 random players on your team by one Star (20%).	5
The Plan? Hit from the Mound	Steal the best hitting pitcher in the league.	5
The Plan? Pitch from the Plate	Steal the best pitching hitter in the league.	5
Fireproof Jacket	Armor. Protect a random Player on your team from incinerations.	5, 6
Flame-Resistant Foam	Your team is protected from Incinerations for the following season.	5
Noise-Cancelling Headphones	Have you heard a thing we said? Armor. Protect a random Player on your team from Feedback. (Season 5) Items. Your players are protected from Feedback. (Season 10)	5, 10
Wax	Your team is protected from Feedback for the following season.	5
Rate and Review, brought to you by The Multitude Podcast Collective	Boost your team's most Idolized player by 25%.	6
Collect Call	Dial Zero. Call in the Alternate for the least Idolized player on your team.	6
Lottery Pick	Steal the 14th Most Idolized Player in the League.	6, 7, 8
Who?	Never heard of them. Maximize and steal the least Idolized player in the league.	6
Headliners	Arrange your lineup in order of their Idolatry.	6, 7
Party Line	Hello? Who's there? Replace a player on your team with the Alternate of a random player from another team.	6, 8
Spin Attack	Gotta Go Fast. Boost Your Team's Speed by 15%.	6
Ooze	Learn its secrets. Boost Your Team's Power by 10%.	6
Mutually Arising	Keep your enemies closer. Improve your entire division by 2%.	6, 9
Sharing Signs	It's not stealing if we all do it. Improve your division by +10% hitting, -5% pitching.	6, 10
Move the Mounds Closer	They won't notice. Improve your division by +10% pitching, -5% hitting.	6
Single-Season Fourth Strike	Mulligan. Your Team gets the Fourth-Strike next Season.	6
Gravity Boots	Armor. Prevent a random player on your team from being Reverbed.	6
Night Vision Goggles	Item. Random player on your team hits 50% better during Solar Eclipses.	6
Shrink Ray	Get Tiny. Item. Random player on your team gets smaller strike zone, increased Baserunning, decreased Power.	6
Popular By Association	OMG they noticed us. Steal a random player from the Idol Leaderboard.	7, 10
Champs in the Making	Steal 3 random players from the Internet Series Champion.	7
The Iffey Jr.	Item. A sawed-off bat of protection. Impossible to wield. Minimize a Player, but they shield your team from incineration.	7
Hot Sauce Packet	Single-Serving Heat. Make a random player on your team Spicy.	7
Paracausal Event	Because, that's why. Re-rolls your team's 3 worst hitters.	7
Blind Date	Steal the 21st Most Idolized Player on the Leaderboard.	7, 8
The Shame Bubble	Give all of the teams that are not in your division Targeted Shame.	7, 9
Closed Circuit	Plug in. Give your team Electric blood type.	7
HumbleBrag	Everyone kept chanting my name, it was SO EMBARRASSING. Protect a Player from being Idolized.	7
Center of Attention	Look at me. Most Idolized player on your team gives double-payouts as an Idol.	7, 13
Scorpler's Jacket	Armor. Protect a random Player on your team from Incinerations.	7
Hand-Me Downs	Steal Armor from a random player on an opposing team.	7
New Recruit	Recruit a rookie to be the 10th player in your lineup.	7, 9
Downsizing	Remove the worst player from your lineup. Your lineup is now shorter.	7, 9
Jelly Legs	Stretch. Reroll your 3 worst Baserunners' baserunning.	7
Stickum	Cover yourselves in the stuff. Re-roll your three worst Defenders' defense.	7
Forever Physical	Keep a Random Player on your team Stable.	8
Radical Alchemy	Re-rolls your team's three worst players.	8
Anti Burnout	Your team is protected from Incinerations for the following season.	8
Replacement Elbows	Where did you find these? Improve 3 random pitchers on your team by one Star (20%)	8
Promo Code	Enter the code. Recruit a rookie to be the 6th player in your Rotation.	8
Affinity for Crows	Oh, that’s what they do. Your team will play 50% Better in Bird Weather.	8
Home Field Advantage	No place like home. Your Team starts with 1 Run when playing at home.	8
Composite	Reinforced. Remove the Worst Player from your Rotation. Your Rotation is now shorter.	8
Who? You Too?	Never heard of them. Maximize and steal the least Idolized player in the league.	8
Thief in the Night	Under the cover of darkness. Steal a Pitcher from a Divisional Opponent's Shadows.	8
New Kid	A warm welcome. Incinerate the Least Idolized Player on Your Team.	8, 9
Barrel of Tiny Eggs	Feed the Hall Monitor. Fans of your team receive a big barrel of peanuts.	8
Divisional Swap	Swap your team into the other Division in your Subleague.	8, 10
Subleague Swap	Swap your team into another Division in the opposite Subleague.	8, 10
Astroturf	The grass is greener on the other side. Give your team Grass Blood Type.	8
Base Instincts	Succumb. Give your team Base Blood Type.	8
Eat Me, Drink Me	A random player on your team becomes BIG. Increased Power, Max Vibe. Decreased Baserunning.	9
Credit to the Team	Zero to hero. The worst player on your team will earn 5x payouts for Idol Pendants.	9
Secret Weapon	They'll never see it coming. Maximize a random Pitcher in your Shadows.	9
Grab and Smash	Steal a Hitter from another Team's Shadows.	9
Out of Sight	Send your 2 Worst Pitchers to the Shadows and call up your First 2 Relievers.	9
Disappearing Acts	Send your Worst 3 Hitters to the Shadows and call up the first 3 Shadows Hitters.	9
Feel the Love	Give your Team Love Blood Type.	9
Hot Sauce Bar	Help yourselves. A player on each team in your Division gets Spicy.	9
Fifth Base Bubble	Give all of the teams not in your Division the Fifth Base.	9
The Shame Bubble	Give all of the teams not in your Division Targeted Shame.	9
Tag Team Pitching	Improve your team's pitching by 10%. The last place team in the opposite subleague also gets +10% team pitching.	9, 12
Tag Team Hitting	Improve your team's hitting by 10%. The last place team in the opposite subleague also gets +10% team hitting.	9, 12
Kill Your Darling	Incinerate the Most Idolized Player on your Team.	9
Dead Weight	Shed it. Incinerate the Worst Player on Your Team.	9
Boatload of Tiny Eggs	Feed the Hall Monitor. Fans of your team receive a big boatload of peanuts.	9
Fishing Net	Item. Max Out Defense for a random player on your team.	9
An Actual Airplane	Item. Take off. A random player on your Team scores 0.2 runs on each Stolen Base next season.	10
Doctor Smedley's Umpire Cream	Rub it in. Your Team is permanently Fireproof.	10
The Nut Button	Your Team is no longer allergic to Peanuts.	10, 14
Bird Seed	Birds will unshell your players much more often.	10
Sealant	Plug the leak. Your Team cannot have blood stolen in Blooddrain.	10
Rogue Waves	5 Hitters on your Team become permanently Repeating.	10
O-No Blood Type	Oh Yes. Give your Team O No Blood Type.	10
Traveling Team	Your Team plays 5% better during Away Games.	10
Tag-Team Fourth Strike	Give Your Team and the last place Team in the opposite Sub-League the Fourth Strike next Season.	10
Divisional Walk in the Park	Take a stroll. Your Division Walks on Ball 3 next season.	10
Haunted	Haunt a random player on your Team.	10
Shadow Ban Together	Ban together. Improve your Division’s Shadows overall by 3%.	10
Dark Star	Recruit the best pitcher from your Shadows to your Rotation.	10
Hidden Power	Recruit the best hitter from your Shadows to your Lineup.	10
People's Champion	Steal 3 random players from the Internet Series Champion.	10
I	The Magician	11
II	The High Priestess	11
III	The Empress	11
IIII	The Emperor	11
V	The Pope	11
VI	The Lover	11
VII	The Chariot	11
VIII	Justice	11
VIIII	The Hermit	11
X	The Wheel of Fortune	11
XI	Strength	11
XII	The Hanged Man	11
XIII		11
XIIII	Temperance	11
XV	The Devil	11
XVI	The Tower	11
XVII	The Star	11
XVIII	The Moon	11
XVIIII	The Sun	11
XX	Judgment	11
Organ Replacements	Re-rolls your Team's 3 worst pitchers.	12
Uncle Indemnity	Recruit the Hardboiled Uncle Plasma to your Team.	12
The Big Sip	Recruit the Hardboiled Liquid Friend to your Team.	12
Earlbirds	Your Team will play 20% better during next Season's Earlseason.	12
Late to the Party	Your Team will play 20% better during next Season's Earlseason.	12
Rise and Grind	Rise to the top. The worst pitcher on your Team pays out 5x more for Snacks.	13
Sun Dialed	Boosts a random player on your Team by 1% anytime you activate Sun 2.	13
Unholey	The Black Hole will impair a random player on the other team by 1% anytime your Team activates it.	13
High Pressure	Your Team plays 25% better when Runners are On Base in Flooding Weather.	13
Peanut Butter	One Player on your Team becomes Chunky, one becomes Smooth.	13
Spare Flippers	Two Random players in your Team's lineup get Flippers.	13
Stow Away	Hatch a rookie from the Field of Eggs to join your Rotation.	13
Pitching Flotation Bubble	Your entire Division's pitching is boosted by 4%.	13
Hitting Flotation Bubble	Your entire Division's hitting is boosted by 4%.	13
Defense Flotation Bubble	Your entire Division's defense is boosted by 4%.	13
Baserunning Flotation Bubble	Your entire Division's baserunning is boosted by 4%.	13
Jam-Packed	Your Team will pay out double to all Fans when they trigger the Black Hole.	14
Glazed	Your Team will pay out double to all Fans when they trigger Sun 2.	14
Buttered Up	Your Team will pay out double for Popcorn.	14
Over Salted	Your Team will pay out double for Stale Popcorn.	14
Solo Stroll	The worst Player on your Team will draw a walk on 3 balls instead of 4.	14
Min-Maxing	Every Team in your division gets one Minimalist and one Maximalist.	14
Targeted Evolution	A random pitcher and a random hitter on your Team will Advance.	14
Headliners	Arrange your lineup in order of their Idolatry.	14
Sky's The Limit	Your entire Team's Rotation will become Maximalists Permanently.	15
Afterparty	Whenever your Team is losing during the First Week of Next Season, they will have a chance of gaining Party Time Boosts.	15
Middling	Your Team will Overperform during Next Season's Midseason.	15
Clutch Up	Your Cleanup Hitter (the 4th spot in your Lineup) will gain the High Pressure Mod for the following Season.	15
Absolute Zero	Oh. Give your Team O Blood.	15
Water Logged	Stay Hydrated. Give your Team H2O Blood.	15
Bird Brain	A Random Player on your Team will gain Affinity For Crows Permanently.	15
Mulligan	Your Team's worst hitter will gain the Fourth Strike Permanently.	15
Defense Practice	Your Team's Lineup and Rotation will have their Defense Boosted from 1% to 4%.	15
Running Practice	Your Team's Lineup will have their Baserunning Boosted from 1% to 4%.	15
Pitching Practice	Your Team's Rotation will have their Pitching Boosted from 1% to 4%.	15
Batting Practice	Your Team's Lineup will have their Batting Boosted from 1% to 4%.	15
Shadow Defense Practice	Your Team's Shadows will have their Defense Boosted from 1% to 12%.	15, 16
Shadow Running Practice	Your Team's Shadows will have their Baserunning Boosted from 1% to 12%.	15, 16
Shadow Pitching Practice	Your Team's Shadows will have their Pitching Boosted from 1% to 12%.	15, 16
Shadow Batting Practice	Your Team's Shadows will have their Batting Boosted from 1% to 12%.	15, 16
Easy Out	Move the worst Hitter on your Team to the last spot in your Lineup.	15
Lead Off	Move the best Baserunner on your Team to the first position in your Lineup.	15
Blood Pact	Recruit a Random Player with the Siphon Modification to your Team.	15
Fringe Benefit	Recruit a Random Player with the Perk Modification to your Team.	15
Epiphany	A Random Player from your Team's Lineup will have their Divinity Boosted from -20% to 60%.	15
Dirty Bulk	A Random Player from your Team's Lineup will have their Musclitude Boosted from -20% to 60%.	15
Living Single	A Random Player from your Team's Lineup will have their Overpowerment Boosted by 40%.	15
Triple Crown	A Random Player from your Team's Lineup will have their Ground Friction Boosted by 40%.	15
Early Riser	A random Player on your Team will be a permanent Earlbird.	16
Middle of the Pack	A random Player on your Team will be a permanently Middling.	16
Fashionably Late	A random Player on your Team will be a permanently Late to the Party.	16
Posterizer	A random Player on your Team will be a permanently Ambitious.	16
Bats Supply Run	All Players on your Team with an available Item slot (empty or broken) will open a Generic Bat Crate.	16
Caps Supply Run	All Players on your Team with an available Item slot (empty or broken) will open a Generic Cap Crate.	16
Shoes Supply Run	All Players on your Team with an available Item slot (empty or broken) will open a Generic Shoe Crate.	16
Gloves Supply Run	All Players on your Team with an available Item slot (empty or broken) will open a Generic Glove Crate.	16
Handcrafted Bat Drop	A Random Hitter on your Team with an available Item slot (empty or broken) will open a Handcrafted Bat Crate.	16
Handcrafted Cap Drop	A Random Pitcher on your Team with an available Item slot (empty or broken) will open a Handcrafted Cap Crate.	16
Handcrafted Shoes Drop	A Random Hitter on your Team with an available Item slot (empty or broken) will open a Handcrafted Shoes Crate.	16
Handcrafted Glove Drop	A Random Hitter on your Team with an available Item slot (empty or broken) will open a Handcrafted Gloves Crate.	16
Skateboard	A Random Hitter on your Team gets a Skateboard.	16
Fired Up	Get Fired Up. Give your Team Fire Blood.	16
Mind Trick	Give your Team Psychic Blood.	16
Power Chaaarge	Chaaarge! Give your Team AAA Blood.	16
Clean Up	Move the Player with the highest Divinity on your Team to the Cleanup spot (the 4th spot in your Lineup).	16
Weakest Link	Move the Worst Defender in your Lineup to the Shadows.	16
Time to Shine	Promote the Best Hitter in your Team's Shadows to a random position in the Lineup.	16
Sweet Relief	Promote the Best Pitcher in your Team's Shadows to a random position in the Rotation.	16

Mystery Blessings

After Season 1 blessings were awarded, Umpires Chaff announced two more blessings that "happened at the same time as the regular election but were not officially part of said election." The umpire then stated, "I've added these transactions to the site as public knowledge."

It is unclear if mystery blessings are a regular element of Blaseball; some participants have speculated that one partially-redacted rule in the Book of Blaseball might refer to these mystery blessings.

Name	In-Game Description	Season(s)
Mystery Defection	[Player A] mysteriously defected to [Team B]. [Player B] swapped to [Team A]. There's still no clear answer for why this happened.	1
Mysterious Improvement	[Player] mysteriously improved to [number] stars after being traded from [Team A] to [Team B]. An investigation may be incoming.	1

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