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  | dates    = {{#time: F d, Y | 2021-07-19}}–{{#time: F d, Y | @{{#expr: {{#time: xNU | 2021-07-19 }} + 518400 }}}}
 
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  | champion = ⬆️ [[Canada Moist Talkers]], ⬇️ [[Yellowstone Magic]]
 
  | champion = ⬆️ [[Canada Moist Talkers]], ⬇️ [[Yellowstone Magic]]
  | previous = [[Season 22]]
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  | previous = {{BetaSeason|22}}
  | next    = [[Season 24]]
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  | next    = {{BetaSeason|24}}
 
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  |caption=By [http://www.twitter.com/jrfbz @jrfbz]
 
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===Latesiesta===
 
===Latesiesta===
 
{{Main|Latesiesta}}
 
{{Main|Latesiesta}}
{{#lst:Latesiesta|Season 23}}
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{{:Latesiesta/Season 23}}
  
 
===MVP Voting===
 
===MVP Voting===
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===Burning Bright===
 
===Burning Bright===
 
Following the elections of Season 22, there are now 7 active Suns in Blaseball. The weather Sun 2, and the 6 active league rules Sun(Sun), Sun 30, Sun .1, Equal Sun, Maximum Sun, and Sum Sun. Of these only Sun 2 doesn't impact the Pressure gauge on Sun(Sun), which at the start of the season now sits at 51.09%, from a peak of 77.34% at the top of Season 22 elections.
 
Following the elections of Season 22, there are now 7 active Suns in Blaseball. The weather Sun 2, and the 6 active league rules Sun(Sun), Sun 30, Sun .1, Equal Sun, Maximum Sun, and Sum Sun. Of these only Sun 2 doesn't impact the Pressure gauge on Sun(Sun), which at the start of the season now sits at 51.09%, from a peak of 77.34% at the top of Season 22 elections.
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===Unexpected Wins===
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On Day 58, during a match between the [[Baltimore Crabs]] and the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]], [[Jon Halifax]] hit a 2-run home run in the 9th inning, on final out, which due to [[Equal Sun]] tied the game out at 20.3. The Crabs then proceded to score no runs during the bottom of that inning. However due to a floating point error the Mints ended up winning th game, rather than continuing on as would have been expected.
  
 
===Premonitions of Things to Come===
 
===Premonitions of Things to Come===
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The ILB Semi-Centennial was filled with many events, but starting from inning one tensions raised.  
 
The ILB Semi-Centennial was filled with many events, but starting from inning one tensions raised.  
During inning 1 [[New Megan Ito]] traded their nothing for [[Dunlap Figueroa]]'s [[Fifth Base (Item)|The Fifth Base]] using their {{ModLink|Trader}} modification, then during inning 11, Ito traded their The Fifth Base for Parker MacMillan's The Force Field using their {{ModLink|Traitor}} modification, resulting in MacMillan’s {{ModLink|Super Roamin'}} modification to take effect in the following [[Season 24]].<br>
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During inning 1 [[New Megan Ito]] traded their nothing for [[Dunlap Figueroa]]'s [[Fifth Base (Item)|The Fifth Base]] using their {{ModLink|Trader}} modification, then during inning 11, Ito traded their The Fifth Base for Parker MacMillan's The Force Field using their {{ModLink|Traitor}} modification, resulting in MacMillan’s {{ModLink|Super Roamin'}} modification to take effect in the following {{BetaSeason|24}}.<br>
 
After New Megan Ito obtained The Force Field, Lōotcrates delivered the message:
 
After New Megan Ito obtained The Force Field, Lōotcrates delivered the message:
 
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This was followed by an Emergency Alert, which mirrored the message from when the Expansion teams Descended in [[Season 12]],
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This was followed by an Emergency Alert, which mirrored the message from when the Expansion teams Descended in {{BetaSeason|12}},
 
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<blockquote class="emergency_alert">
 
EMERGENCY ALERT<br>
 
EMERGENCY ALERT<br>
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===Other Notable Election Results===
 
===Other Notable Election Results===
The elections would see the return of blessings from previous seasons, alongside blessings representing Season 23 and [[Season 24]].  
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The elections would see the return of blessings from previous seasons, alongside blessings representing Season 23 and {{BetaSeason|24}}.  
  
 
The '''Season 6: Lottery Pick''' blessing stole the 14th most-idolized player, [[Niq Nyong'o]] for the [[Philly Pies]]. This caused Nyong'o to exit the Hall of Flame, gaining the {{ModifInline|Returned}} and {{ModifInline|DEBT_THREE|duration=permanent}} modifications. The Pies would also received the '''Season 11:XIII''' blessing, changing their [[Arcana|Tarot Card]] from the Hermit to XIII, sharing with the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]].  
 
The '''Season 6: Lottery Pick''' blessing stole the 14th most-idolized player, [[Niq Nyong'o]] for the [[Philly Pies]]. This caused Nyong'o to exit the Hall of Flame, gaining the {{ModifInline|Returned}} and {{ModifInline|DEBT_THREE|duration=permanent}} modifications. The Pies would also received the '''Season 11:XIII''' blessing, changing their [[Arcana|Tarot Card]] from the Hermit to XIII, sharing with the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]].  
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== Ongoing Decrees ==
 
== Ongoing Decrees ==
 
<!-- Look at the previous season's page for ongoing decrees. Add to this list as necessary on Template:NewSeason/preload2 for decrees that will always be on this list. These are generally decrees that have changed the text of The Book. -->
 
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* '''Eat The Rich''' ([[Season 3#Election Results|Season 3]]): Funds from the top 1% of coin-havers will be redistributed to the remainder of Fans at the end of the postseason.
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* '''Eat The Rich''' ({{BetaSeason|3#Election Results}}): Funds from the top 1% of coin-havers will be redistributed to the remainder of Fans at the end of the postseason.
* '''Enhanced Party Time''' ([[Season 6#Election Results|Season 6]]): When a team is in [[Party Time]] --  mathematically eliminated from the postseason -- they'll have a chance of receiving random permanent [[Player Attributes|stat]] boosts during their games.
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* '''Enhanced Party Time''' ({{BetaSeason|6#Election Results}}): When a team is in [[Party Time]] --  mathematically eliminated from the postseason -- they'll have a chance of receiving random permanent [[Player Attributes|stat]] boosts during their games.
* '''Wild Cards''' ([[Season 8#Election Results|Season 8]]): Every Season, a random team from each [[Leagues|Subleague]] will leave [[Party Time]] to become the 5th Playoff team. A first-to-two-wins Wild Card series will happen on Fridays.
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* '''Wild Cards''' ({{BetaSeason|8#Election Results}}): Every Season, a random team from each [[Leagues|Subleague]] will leave [[Party Time]] to become the 5th Playoff team. A first-to-two-wins Wild Card series will happen on Fridays.
* '''Based Evolution''' ([[Season 12#Election Results|Season 12]]): Every Third [[Internet Series|Championship]] a Team wins will cause the Team and its Players to Evolve. Players that round the phylogenic Bases will get to go Home.
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* '''Based Evolution''' ({{BetaSeason|12#Election Results}}): Every Third [[Internet Series|Championship]] a Team wins will cause the Team and its Players to Evolve. Players that round the phylogenic Bases will get to go Home.
* '''Free Wills''' ([[Season 13#Election Results|Season 13]]): Teams that finish in the Bottom 4 of the [[Internet League Blaseball|League]] will receive an extra [[Wills|Will]] in that Season's Election.
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* '''Free Wills''' ({{BetaSeason|13#Election Results}}): Teams that finish in the Bottom 4 of the [[Internet League Blaseball|League]] will receive an extra [[Wills|Will]] in that Season's Election.
* '''All You Can Eat''' ([[Season 14#Election Results|Season 14]]): Fans will be able to freely buy and sell [[Concessions|Snack Slots]] at any time. The less Snack slots the Fan owns, the higher the payout for the Snacks in them.
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* '''All You Can Eat''' ({{BetaSeason|14#Election Results}}): Fans will be able to freely buy and sell [[Concessions|Snack Slots]] at any time. The less Snack slots the Fan owns, the higher the payout for the Snacks in them.
* '''Community Chest''' ([[Season 16#Election Results|Season 16]]): Anytime 3000 Runs are accumulated league-wide, every Team will receive an Item Crate for a random active Player on their Team.
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* '''Community Chest''' ({{BetaSeason|16#Election Results}}): Anytime 3000 Runs are accumulated league-wide, every Team will receive an Item Crate for a random active Player on their Team.
* '''Fairgrounds''' ([[Season 17#Election Results|Season 17]]): All games have a chance of being Prize Matches, in which the winning Team will open an Item Crate.
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* '''Fairgrounds''' ({{BetaSeason|17#Election Results}}): All games have a chance of being Prize Matches, in which the winning Team will open an Item Crate.
* '''Hype Train''' ([[Season 18#Election Results|Season 18]]): Shaming your opponent will build Hype in your Ballpark.
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* '''Hype Train''' ({{BetaSeason|18#Election Results}}): Shaming your opponent will build Hype in your Ballpark.
* '''Ratification''' ([[Season 18#Election Results|Season 18]]): Renovations built by at least 18 Teams will be Ratified into Non-Physical Law for the entire League.
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* '''Ratification''' ({{BetaSeason|18#Election Results}}): Renovations built by at least 18 Teams will be Ratified into Non-Physical Law for the entire League.
** '''Hotel Motel''' ([[Season 18#Election Results|Season 18]]): Holiday Innings will occasionally happen during the [[Schedule|Earlseason]], where Teams [[Party Time|Party]] instead of Score.  
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** '''Hotel Motel''' ({{BetaSeason|18#Election Results}}): Holiday Innings will occasionally happen during the [[Schedule|Earlseason]], where Teams [[Party Time|Party]] instead of Score.  
** '''Turntables''' ([[Season 18#Election Results|Season 18]]): Any Win earned from a non-loss during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin.
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** '''Turntables''' ({{BetaSeason|18#Election Results}}): Any Win earned from a non-loss during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin.
** '''Tunnels''' ([[Season 20#Latesiesta|Season 20]]): Tunnels allow the Home Team to steal from the Away Team.
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** '''Tunnels''' ({{BetaSeason|20#Latesiesta}}): Tunnels allow the Home Team to steal from the Away Team.
** '''Balloons''' ([[Season 21#Latesiesta|Season 21]]): A small, permanent amount of negative eDensity is added for each Run or Win earned in this Ballpark.
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** '''Balloons''' ({{BetaSeason|21#Latesiesta}}): A small, permanent amount of negative eDensity is added for each Run or Win earned in this Ballpark.
** '''Bird Hotel''' ([[Season 21#Latesiesta|Season 21]]): When the Home Team parties, a number of Birds will come join the Party.
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** '''Bird Hotel''' ({{BetaSeason|21#Latesiesta}}): When the Home Team parties, a number of Birds will come join the Party.
** '''Voicemail''' ([[Season 21#Latesiesta|Season 21]]): When the Home Team is shut out in this Ballpark, they'll swap the worst Batter in their Lineup with the best Batter in their Shadows.
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** '''Voicemail''' ({{BetaSeason|21#Latesiesta}}): When the Home Team is shut out in this Ballpark, they'll swap the worst Batter in their Lineup with the best Batter in their Shadows.
 
** '''Phantom Thieves' Guild''' ([[Latesiesta/Season_22|Season 22]]): If the Home Team loses by 9 Runs in this Ballpark, they will steal from their opponent's Shadows.
 
** '''Phantom Thieves' Guild''' ([[Latesiesta/Season_22|Season 22]]): If the Home Team loses by 9 Runs in this Ballpark, they will steal from their opponent's Shadows.
* '''The Underbracket''' ([[Season 19#Election Results|Season 19]]): Every Postseason, the bottom finishing Teams will compete in the Underbracket while the top finishing Teams compete in the standard Overbracket.
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* '''The Underbracket''' ({{BetaSeason|19#Election Results}}): Every Postseason, the bottom finishing Teams will compete in the Underbracket while the top finishing Teams compete in the standard Overbracket.
* '''Sun(Sun)''' ([[Season 19#Election Results|Season 19]]): All Wins and Unwins earned will be Squared.
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* '''Sun(Sun)''' ({{BetaSeason|19#Election Results}}): All Wins and Unwins earned will be Squared.
* '''Sun 30''' ([[Season 20#Election Results|Season 20]]): When a game enters Extra Innings, both Teams will immedately earn 1 Win.
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* '''Sun 30''' ({{BetaSeason|20#Election Results}}): When a game enters Extra Innings, both Teams will immedately earn 1 Win.
* '''Sun .1''' ([[Season 21#Election Results|Season 21]]): Weather. Each Run scored is worth .1 more per Inning.
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* '''Sun .1''' ({{BetaSeason|21#Election Results}}): Weather. Each Run scored is worth .1 more per Inning.
*'''Equal Sun''' ([[Season_22#Election_Results|Season 22]]): A home run during a game's final out ties the game.
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*'''Equal Sun''' ({{BetaSeason|22#Election_Results}}): A home run during a game's final out ties the game.
*'''Maximum Sun''' ([[Season_22#Election_Results|Season 22]]): Scoring plays in Maximum Blaseball are worth 3x the Runs.
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*'''Maximum Sun''' ({{BetaSeason|22#Election_Results}}): Scoring plays in Maximum Blaseball are worth 3x the Runs.
*'''Sum Sun''' ([[Season_22#Election_Results|Season 22]]): Weather. Each successive scoring play by a Team within a half inning is worth an additional Run.
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*'''Sum Sun''' ({{BetaSeason|22#Election_Results}}): Weather. Each successive scoring play by a Team within a half inning is worth an additional Run.
  
 
== Standings==
 
== Standings==
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== Election Results ==
 
== Election Results ==
===Party Favors===
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{{/Election Results}}
*'''Team Roamless Crate''' passed with 525,919 Votes, 85% of all Decree Votes
 
**The [[Sunbeams]] became {{ModLink|Roamless}}.
 
***{{ModGain|ROAMLESS|duration=permanent}}
 
*'''Team Roamless Crate''' passed with 574,521 Votes, 71% of all Decree Votes
 
**The [[Moist Talkers]] became {{ModLink|Roamless}}.
 
***{{ModGain|ROAMLESS|duration=permanent}}
 
*'''Team Roamless Crate''' passed with 396,159 Votes, 86% of all Decree Votes
 
**The [[Worms]] became {{ModLink|Roamless}}.
 
***{{ModGain|ROAMLESS|duration=permanent}}
 
*'''Team Roamless Crate''' passed with 137,441 Votes, 51% of all Decree Votes
 
**The [[Lift]] became {{ModLink|Roamless}}.
 
***{{ModGain|ROAMLESS|duration=permanent}}
 
*'''Team Roamless Crate''' passed with 96,551 Votes, 55% of all Decree Votes
 
**The [[Dale]] became {{ModLink|Roamless}}.
 
***{{ModGain|ROAMLESS|duration=permanent}}
 
*'''Team Roamless Crate''' passed with 322,417 Votes, 43% of all Decree Votes
 
**The [[Firefighters]] became {{ModLink|Roamless}}.
 
***{{ModGain|ROAMLESS|duration=permanent}}
 
*'''Team Roamless Crate''' passed with 606,492 Votes, 89% of all Decree Votes
 
**The [[Spies]] became {{ModLink|Roamless}}.
 
***{{ModGain|ROAMLESS|duration=permanent}}
 
*'''Team Containment Crate''' passed with 492,989 Votes, 67% of all Decree Votes
 
**The [[Garages]] gained {{ModLink|Containment}}.
 
***{{ModGain|CONTAINMENT|duration=permanent}}
 
*'''Team Containment Crate''' passed with 651,721 Votes, 82% of all Decree Votes
 
**The [[Shoe Thieves]] gained {{ModLink|Containment}}.
 
***{{ModGain|CONTAINMENT|duration=permanent}}
 
*'''Team Roamless Crate''' passed with 573,552 Votes, 95% of all Decree Votes
 
**The [[Millennials]] became {{ModLink|Roamless}}.
 
***{{ModGain|ROAMLESS|duration=permanent}}
 
*'''Team Avoidance Crate''' passed with 344,095 Votes, 49% of all Decree Votes
 
**The [[Pies]] gained {{ModLink|Avoidance}}.
 
***{{ModGain|AVOIDANCE|duration=permanent}}
 
*'''Team Roamless Crate''' passed with 228,032 Votes, 81% of all Decree Votes
 
**The [[Jazz Hands]] became {{ModLink|Roamless}}.
 
***{{ModGain|ROAMLESS|duration=permanent}}
 
*'''Team Roamless Crate''' passed with 718,394 Votes, 51% of all Decree Votes
 
**The [[Crabs]] became {{ModLink|Roamless}}.
 
***{{ModGain|ROAMLESS|duration=permanent}}
 
*'''Team Roamless Crate''' passed with 244,934 Votes, 94% of all Decree Votes
 
**The [[Steaks]] became {{ModLink|Roamless}}.
 
***{{ModGain|ROAMLESS|duration=permanent}}
 
*'''Team Roamless Crate''' passed with 997,074 Votes, 84% of all Decree Votes
 
**The [[Tacos]] became {{ModLink|Roamless}}.
 
***{{ModGain|ROAMLESS|duration=permanent}}
 
*'''Team Roamless Crate''' passed with 153,748 Votes, 66% of all Decree Votes
 
**The [[Wild Wings]] became {{ModLink|Roamless}}.
 
***{{ModGain|ROAMLESS|duration=permanent}}
 
*'''Team Squiddish Crate''' passed with 165,411 Votes, 40% of all Decree Votes
 
**The [[Fridays]] became {{ModLink|Squiddish}}.
 
***{{ModGain|SQUIDDISH|duration=permanent}}
 
*'''Team Roamless Crate''' passed with 219,147 Votes, 61% of all Decree Votes
 
**The [[Lovers]] became {{ModLink|Roamless}}.
 
***{{ModGain|ROAMLESS|duration=permanent}}
 
*'''Team Roamless Crate''' passed with 356,234 Votes, 81% of all Decree Votes
 
**The [[Flowers]] became {{ModLink|Roamless}}.
 
***{{ModGain|ROAMLESS|duration=permanent}}
 
*'''Team Roamless Crate''' passed with 297,098 Votes, 47% of all Decree Votes
 
**The [[Magic]] became {{ModLink|Roamless}}.
 
***{{ModGain|ROAMLESS|duration=permanent}}
 
*'''Team Roamless Crate''' passed with 338,500 Votes, 63% of all Decree Votes
 
**The [[Georgias]] became {{ModLink|Roamless}}.
 
***{{ModGain|ROAMLESS|duration=permanent}}
 
*'''Team Roamless Crate''' passed with 372,750 Votes, 95% of all Decree Votes
 
**The [[Breath Mints]] became {{ModLink|Roamless}}.
 
***{{ModGain|ROAMLESS|duration=permanent}}
 
*'''Team Containment Crate''' passed with 649,634 Votes, 86% of all Decree Votes
 
**The [[Tigers]] gained {{ModLink|Containment}}.
 
***{{ModGain|CONTAINMENT|duration=permanent}}
 
*'''Team Roamless Crate''' passed with 469,591 Votes, 77% of all Decree Votes
 
**The [[Mechanics]] became {{ModLink|Roamless}}.
 
***{{ModGain|ROAMLESS|duration=permanent}}
 
 
 
===Tidings===
 
*'''<span class="namerifeht">Credit Denied</span>'''
 
**Final Notice.
 
**Service Suspended.
 
**Fire Sale.
 
*'''<span class="coin">Executive Action</span>'''
 
**EMERGENCY ALERT
 
**THE COIN FLIPS
 
**OVER OVER
 
**UNDER UNDER
 
*'''<span class="tarot">scoring play</span>'''
 
**[[Lift|LIFT]] UNDER REVIEW
 
***{{ModGain|UNDER_REVIEW|duration=permanent}}
 
**[[Jazz Hands|JAZZ HANDS]] UNDER REVIEW
 
***{{ModGain|UNDER_REVIEW|duration=permanent}}
 
**[[Firefighters|FIREFIGHTERS]] UNDER REVIEW
 
***{{ModGain|UNDER_REVIEW|duration=permanent}}
 
**[[Tigers|TIGERS]] UNDER REVIEW
 
***{{ModGain|UNDER_REVIEW|duration=permanent}}
 
**[[Wild Wings|WILD WINGS]] UNDER REVIEW
 
***{{ModGain|UNDER_REVIEW|duration=permanent}}
 
**[[Georgias|GEORGIAS]] UNDER REVIEW
 
***{{ModGain|UNDER_REVIEW|duration=permanent}}
 
**[[Tacos|TACOS]] UNDER REVIEW
 
***{{ModGain|UNDER_REVIEW|duration=permanent}}
 
**[[Dale|DALE]] UNDER REVIEW
 
***{{ModGain|UNDER_REVIEW|duration=permanent}}
 
**[[Flowers|FLOWERS]] UNDER REVIEW
 
***{{ModGain|UNDER_REVIEW|duration=permanent}}
 
**[[Sunbeams|SUNBEAMS]] UNDER REVIEW
 
***{{ModGain|UNDER_REVIEW|duration=permanent}}
 
**[[Spies|SPIES]] UNDER REVIEW
 
***{{ModGain|UNDER_REVIEW|duration=permanent}}
 
**[[Worms|WORMS]] UNDER REVIEW
 
***{{ModGain|UNDER_REVIEW|duration=permanent}}
 
**[[Millennials|MILLENNIALS]] UNDER REVIEW
 
***{{ModGain|UNDER_REVIEW|duration=permanent}}
 
**[[Steaks|STEAKS]] UNDER REVIEW
 
***{{ModGain|UNDER_REVIEW|duration=permanent}}
 
**[[Lovers|LOVERS]] UNDER REVIEW
 
***{{ModGain|UNDER_REVIEW|duration=permanent}}
 
**[[Pies|PIES]] UNDER REVIEW
 
***{{ModGain|UNDER_REVIEW|duration=permanent}}
 
**[[Garages|GARAGES]] UNDER REVIEW
 
***{{ModGain|UNDER_REVIEW|duration=permanent}}
 
**[[Mechanics|MECHANICS]] UNDER REVIEW
 
***{{ModGain|UNDER_REVIEW|duration=permanent}}
 
**[[Fridays|FRIDAYS]] UNDER REVIEW
 
***{{ModGain|UNDER_REVIEW|duration=permanent}}
 
**[[Moist Talkers|MOIST TALKERS]] UNDER REVIEW
 
***{{ModGain|UNDER_REVIEW|duration=permanent}}
 
**[[Shoe Thieves|SHOE THIEVES]] UNDER REVIEW
 
***{{ModGain|UNDER_REVIEW|duration=permanent}}
 
**[[Magic|MAGIC]] UNDER REVIEW
 
***{{ModGain|UNDER_REVIEW|duration=permanent}}
 
**[[Breath Mints|BREATH MINTS]] UNDER REVIEW
 
***{{ModGain|UNDER_REVIEW|duration=permanent}}
 
**[[Crabs|CRABS]] UNDER REVIEW
 
***{{ModGain|UNDER_REVIEW|duration=permanent}}
 
*'''Market Trends 📉'''
 
<blockquote class="squid">uh sundaes melted<br/>too hot</blockquote>
 
*'''BASED EVOLUTION'''
 
**The [[Moist Talkers]] Evolved!
 
***{{ModGain|FLOOD_BATH|duration=permanent}}
 
**[[Lucien Patchwork]] Evolved to Base 1
 
***{{EvoLevel|0}} -> {{EvoLevel|1}}
 
**[[PolkaDot Patterson]] Evolved to Base 1
 
***{{EvoLevel|0}} -> {{EvoLevel|1}}
 
**[[London Simmons|L--don S-mmo--]] Evolved to Base 2
 
***{{EvoLevel|1}} -> {{EvoLevel|2}}
 
**[[London Simmons|L--don S-mmo--]] Evolved to Base 2
 
***Combined {{Star Change|14.3|14.5}}
 
**[[Greer Lott]] Evolved to Base 1
 
***{{EvoLevel|0}} -> {{EvoLevel|1}}
 
**[[Slosh Truk]] Evolved to Base 1
 
***{{EvoLevel|0}} -> {{EvoLevel|1}}
 
**[[Jacoby Podcast]] Evolved to Base 1
 
***{{EvoLevel|0}} -> {{EvoLevel|1}}
 
**[[Uncle Plasma XII]] Evolved to Base 1
 
***{{EvoLevel|0}} -> {{EvoLevel|1}}
 
**[[Mags Banananana]] Evolved to Base 1
 
***{{EvoLevel|0}} -> {{EvoLevel|1}}
 
**[[Amos Melon]] Evolved to Base 2
 
***{{EvoLevel|1}} -> {{EvoLevel|2}}
 
**[[Beasley Gloom]] Evolved to Base 1
 
***{{EvoLevel|0}} -> {{EvoLevel|1}}
 
**[[Jenkins Good]] Evolved to Base 1
 
***{{EvoLevel|0}} -> {{EvoLevel|1}}
 
**[[Spears Nolan]] Evolved to Base 2
 
***{{EvoLevel|1}} -> {{EvoLevel|2}}
 
**[[Spears Nolan]] Evolved to Base 2
 
***Combined {{Star Change|9.1|9.9}}
 
**[[Eugenia Garbage]] Evolved to Base 1
 
***{{EvoLevel|0}} -> {{EvoLevel|1}}
 
**[[Alejandro Leaf]] Evolved to Base 1
 
***{{EvoLevel|0}} -> {{EvoLevel|1}}
 
 
 
===Blessings===
 
*{{Teamicon|Sunbeams}}'''Season 10: Divisional Walk in the Park''' blessed the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]].
 
**The [[Tacos]] gained the permanent mod {{ModLink|Walk in the Park}}.
 
***{{ModGain|WALK_IN_THE_PARK|duration=permanent}}
 
**The [[Dale]] gained the permanent mod {{ModLink|Walk in the Park}}.
 
***{{ModGain|WALK_IN_THE_PARK|duration=permanent}}
 
**The [[Flowers]] gained the permanent mod {{ModLink|Walk in the Park}}.
 
***{{ModGain|WALK_IN_THE_PARK|duration=permanent}}
 
**The [[Sunbeams]] gained the permanent mod {{ModLink|Walk in the Park}}.
 
***{{ModGain|WALK_IN_THE_PARK|duration=permanent}}
 
**The [[Spies]] gained the permanent mod {{ModLink|Walk in the Park}}.
 
***{{ModGain|WALK_IN_THE_PARK|duration=permanent}}
 
**The [[Worms]] gained the permanent mod {{ModLink|Walk in the Park}}.
 
***{{ModGain|WALK_IN_THE_PARK|duration=permanent}}
 
**''The Sunbeams had 46% of the Votes<br/>They were the highest bidders.<br/>3,217,178 votes were cast.''
 
*{{Teamicon|Worms}}'''Season 9: Credit to the Team''' blessed the [[Ohio Worms]].
 
**[[Scoobert Toast]] is now a {{ModLink|Credit to the Team}}!
 
***{{ModGain|CREDIT_TO_THE_TEAM|duration=permanent}}
 
**''The Worms had 7% of the Votes<br/>Highest Bidder - The Tacos with 23%<br/>381,540 votes were cast.''
 
*{{Teamicon|Worms}}'''Season 20: Heavy-Handed''' blessed the [[Ohio Worms]].
 
**''The Worms had 30% of the Votes<br/>They were the highest bidders.<br/>162,823 votes were cast.''
 
*{{Teamicon|Lift}}'''Season 13: Hitting Flotation Bubble''' blessed the [[Tokyo Lift]].
 
**Flotation Protocols Activated for the Wild High.
 
***Batting {{Star Change|4.4|4.6}}
 
**[[Yusef Fenestrate]]'s hitting was boosted.
 
***Batting {{Star Change|4.6|4.8}}
 
**[[Theodore Honeywell]]'s hitting was boosted.
 
***Batting {{Star Change|4.7|4.9}}
 
**[[Coolname Galvanic]]'s hitting was boosted.
 
***Batting {{Star Change|4.5|4.7}}
 
**[[Cicero Gubbins]]' hitting was boosted.
 
***Batting {{Star Change|3.2|3.4}}
 
**[[Grollis Zephyr]]'s hitting was boosted.
 
***Batting {{Star Change|5.5|5.7}}
 
**[[Engine Eberhardt]]'s hitting was boosted.
 
***Batting {{Star Change|4.8|5.0}}
 
**[[Kit Honey]]'s hitting was boosted.
 
***Batting {{Star Change|4.4|4.6}}
 
**[[Kline Greenlemon]]'s hitting was boosted.
 
***Batting {{Star Change|4.3|4.5}}
 
**[[Ankle Halifax]]'s hitting was boosted.
 
***Batting {{Star Change|4.1|4.3}}
 
**Flotation Protocols Activated for the Wild High.
 
***Batting {{Star Change|3.9|4.1}}
 
**[[Edric Tosser]]'s hitting was boosted.
 
***Batting {{Star Change|3.2|3.5}}
 
**[[Dervin Gorczyca]]'s hitting was boosted.
 
***Batting {{Star Change|3.6|3.8}}
 
**[[Steph Weeks|S-eph Weeks]]' hitting was boosted.
 
***Batting {{Star Change|4.4|4.5}}
 
**[[Spears Rogers]]' hitting was boosted.
 
***Batting {{Star Change|4.2|4.4}}
 
**[[Quack Enjoyable]]'s hitting was boosted.
 
***Batting {{Star Change|4.1|4.3}}
 
**Flotation Protocols Activated for the Wild High.
 
***Batting {{Star Change|4.6|4.8}}
 
**[[Socks Maybe]]'s hitting was boosted.
 
***Batting {{Star Change|4.2|4.4}}
 
**[[Baby Triumphant]]'s hitting was boosted.
 
***Batting {{Star Change|5.6|5.7}}
 
**[[Swamuel Mora]]'s hitting was boosted.
 
***Batting {{Star Change|4.8|5.0}}
 
**[[Gabriel Griffith]]'s hitting was boosted.
 
***Batting {{Star Change|5.9|6.1}}
 
**[[Gita Sparrow]]'s hitting was boosted.
 
***Batting {{Star Change|4.0|4.2}}
 
**[[Peanutiel Duffy]]'s hitting was boosted.
 
***Batting {{Star Change|5.6|5.8}}
 
**[[Lou Roseheart]]'s hitting was boosted.
 
***Batting {{Star Change|5.0|5.2}}
 
**[[Stout Schmitt]]'s hitting was boosted.
 
***Batting {{Star Change|2.7|2.9}}
 
**Flotation Protocols Activated for the Wild High.
 
***Batting {{Star Change|4.4|4.6}}
 
**[[Beasley Day]]'s hitting was boosted.
 
***Batting {{Star Change|6.1|6.3}}
 
**[[Ayanna Dumpington]]'s hitting was boosted.
 
***Batting {{Star Change|5.8|5.9}}
 
**[[Famous Owens]]' hitting was boosted.
 
***Batting {{Star Change|5.8|6.0}}
 
**[[Hatfield Suzuki]]'s hitting was boosted.
 
***Batting {{Star Change|4.8|5.0}}
 
**[[Erin Jesaulenko]]'s hitting was boosted.
 
***Batting {{Star Change|1.8|2.0}}
 
**[[Lottie Ceilingfan]]'s hitting was boosted.
 
***Batting {{Star Change|5.1|5.3}}
 
**[[Daniel Koch]]'s hitting was boosted.
 
***Batting {{Star Change|3.5|3.8}}
 
**Flotation Protocols Activated for the Wild High.
 
***Batting {{Star Change|5.4|5.6}}
 
**[[Brock Watson]]'s hitting was boosted.
 
***Batting {{Star Change|6.1|6.2}}
 
**[[Fran Beans]]' hitting was boosted.
 
***Batting {{Star Change|5.3|5.5}}
 
**[[Huber Frumple]]'s hitting was boosted.
 
***Batting {{Star Change|6.3|6.5}}
 
**[[Matteo Cash]]'s hitting was boosted.
 
***Batting {{Star Change|4.7|4.9}}
 
**[[Summers Preston]]'s hitting was boosted.
 
***Batting {{Star Change|6.0|6.2}}
 
**[[Joshua Watson]]'s hitting was boosted.
 
***Batting {{Star Change|4.7|4.9}}
 
**[[Burke Gonzales]]' hitting was boosted.
 
***Batting {{Star Change|5.2|5.4}}
 
**Flotation Protocols Activated for the Wild High.
 
***Batting {{Star Change|4.8|5.0}}
 
**[[Flattery McKinley]]'s hitting was boosted.
 
***Batting {{Star Change|4.4|4.6}}
 
**[[Frankie Hambone]]'s hitting was boosted.
 
***Batting {{Star Change|4.9|5.1}}
 
**[[Neerie McCloud|------ -------]]'s hitting was boosted.
 
***Batting {{Star Change|3.7|3.9}}
 
**[[Randy Dennis]]' hitting was boosted.
 
***Batting {{Star Change|4.7|4.9}}
 
**[[Yurts Buttercup]]'s hitting was boosted.
 
***Batting {{Star Change|5.5|5.7}}
 
**[[Fish Summer]]'s hitting was boosted.
 
***Batting {{Star Change|6.4|6.5}}
 
**[[Geraldine Frost]]'s hitting was boosted.
 
***Batting {{Star Change|4.6|4.8}}
 
**''The Lift had 11% of the Votes<br/>Highest Bidder - The Sunbeams with 17%<br/>3,237,434 votes were cast.''
 
*{{Teamicon|Dale}}'''Season 7: The Iffey Jr.''' blessed the [[Miami Dale]].
 
**[[Jode Crutch]] dropped Gravity Shoes.
 
***{{NegativeChange}} Gravity Shoes
 
**[[Jode Crutch]] gained The Iffey Jr.
 
***{{PositiveChange}} The Iffey Jr
 
***{{ModGain|MINIMIZED|duration=item}}
 
***{{ModGain|FIRE_PROTECTOR|duration=item}}
 
**''The Dale had 53% of the Votes<br/>They were the highest bidders.<br/>1,119,296 votes were cast.''
 
*{{Teamicon|Firefighters}}'''Season 5: Fireproof Jacket''' blessed the [[Chicago Firefighters]].
 
**[[Alston England]] dropped Necklace of Vanity.
 
***{{NegativeChange}} Necklace of Vanity
 
***Overall 12.3 + <span class="item-rating">0.1</span> {{One Star}} -> 12.3 {{One Star}}
 
**[[Alston England]] gained Fireproof Jacket.
 
***{{PositiveChange}} Fireproof Jacket
 
***{{ModGain|FIREPROOF|duration=item}}
 
**''The Firefighters had 58% of the Votes<br/>They were the highest bidders.<br/>643,220 votes were cast.''
 
*{{Teamicon|Firefighters}}'''Season 18: Cape of Containment''' blessed the [[Chicago Firefighters]].
 
**[[Zi Sliders]] dropped Gravity Shoes.
 
***{{NegativeChange}} Gravity Shoes
 
***{{ModLoss|GRAVITY|duration=item}}
 
***Overall 12.9 + <span class="item-rating">0.2</span> {{One Star}} -> 12.9 {{One Star}}
 
**[[Zi Sliders]] gained Cape of Containment.
 
***{{PositiveChange}} Cape of Containment
 
***{{ModGain|CONTAINMENT|duration=item}}
 
***Overall 12.9 {{One Star}} -> 12.9 + <span class="item-rating">0.1</span> {{One Star}}
 
**''The Firefighters had 4% of the Votes<br/>Highest Bidder - The Wild Wings with 17%<br/>204,067 votes were cast.''
 
*{{Teamicon|Garages}}'''Season 1: Booster Pack''' blessed the [[Seattle Garages]].
 
**The [[Garages]]' had their player's Overall adjusted by 6 to 6%.
 
**The [[Garages]] were boosted.
 
***Overall {{Star Change|3.7|4.2}}
 
**[[Tot Clark]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|21.7|22.9}}
 
**[[James Nolan]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|10.7|12.1}}
 
**[[Wyatt Mason X|Wyatt M--on X]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|15.7|17.0}}
 
**[[Oliver Notarobot]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|14.8|16.0}}
 
**[[Malik Destiny]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|23.5|24.7}}
 
**[[Oliver Loofah]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|18.3|19.4}}
 
**[[Abner Pothos]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|10.6|12.1}}
 
**[[Oliver Mueller]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|14.7|15.9}}
 
**[[Lenjamin Zhuge]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|10.7|12.0}}
 
**[[Theodore Duende]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|12.3|13.5}}
 
**[[Mike Townsend]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|10.5|11.7}}
 
**[[Arturo Huerta]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|20.8|22.0}}
 
**[[Alaynabella Hollywood]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|19.8|21.0}}
 
**[[Durham Spaceman]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|16.6|17.7}}
 
**[[Castillo Turner]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|28.0|29.2}}
 
**[[Summers Pony]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|19.6|20.8}}
 
**[[Betsy Trombone]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|13.1|14.3}}
 
**[[Magi Ruiz]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|14.3|15.5}}
 
**[[Michelle Sportsman]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|11.7|13.1}}
 
**[[Mcdowell Karim]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|12.2|13.4}}
 
**[[Lenny Marijuana]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|11.9|13.1}}
 
**[[Freemium Fairwood]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|9.9|11.2}}
 
**[[Conditional Yuniesky]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|10.0|11.4}}
 
**[[Nolanestophia Patterson]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|13.7|15.0}}
 
**[[Brisket Friendo]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|8.4|10.0}}
 
**[[Emilia Street]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|10.8|12.0}}
 
**[[Jeffier Ruiz]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|6.9|8.5}}
 
**[[Schneider Blanco]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|10.8|12.3}}
 
**[[Emblem Warhorse]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|9.9|11.3}}
 
**[[Leticia Snyder]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|10.6|12.0}}
 
**[[Kathy Mathews]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|13.5|14.7}}
 
**[[Daniel Benedicte]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|8.3|9.7}}
 
**[[Tillman Wan]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|7.9|9.5}}
 
**[[Ortiz Morse]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|8.7|10.0}}
 
**[[Fitzgerald Wanderlust]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|11.1|12.4}}
 
**[[Denim Alfredo]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|12.2|13.5}}
 
**[[Eddie Tumblehome]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|10.1|11.4}}
 
**[[Flattery Strewnberry]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|10.6|11.8}}
 
**[[Yams Rolsenthal]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|9.1|10.5}}
 
**[[Conrad Twelve]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|14.1|15.3}}
 
**[[Doc Cash]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|8.2|9.5}}
 
**[[Uncle Plasma II]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|19.6|20.8}}
 
**[[Dickerson Morse]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|12.6|13.9}}
 
**[[Moody Rodriguez]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|8.0|9.4}}
 
**[[Serge Shortvat]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|9.0|10.3}}
 
**[[Penelope Mathews]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|17.8|19.0}}
 
**[[Avila Baker]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|10.5|11.8}}
 
**[[Aureliano Cerna]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|7.3|8.8}}
 
**[[Backpatch Lincecum]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|10.7|12.1}}
 
**[[Ezekiel Throckmorton]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|11.1|12.4}}
 
**[[Reese Harrington]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|9.0|10.4}}
 
**[[Djuna Scoresburg]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|10.9|12.2}}
 
**[[Lang Richardson]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|13.5|14.6}}
 
**[[Torus McGhee]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|11.0|12.4}}
 
**[[Mayra Buckley]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|11.8|13.1}}
 
**[[Tucker Flores]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|11.3|12.7}}
 
**[[Winnie Loser]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|9.3|10.6}}
 
**[[Axel Cardenas]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|10.4|11.6}}
 
**[[Fynn Doyle]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|8.2|9.5}}
 
**[[Parker Parra]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|14.5|15.9}}
 
**[[Bambi Perez]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|7.9|9.2}}
 
**[[Boudicca Midcentury]] was boosted.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|10.9|12.2}}
 
**''The Garages had 13% of the Votes<br/>They were the highest bidders.<br/>10,688,645 votes were cast.''
 
*{{Teamicon|Garages}}'''Season 4: Precognition''' blessed the [[Seattle Garages]].
 
**[[Oliver Notarobot]]'s hitting was boosted.
 
***Batting {{Star Change|4.6|5.5}}
 
**[[Oliver Mueller]]'s hitting was boosted.
 
***Batting {{Star Change|4.7|5.6}}
 
**[[Malik Destiny]]'s hitting was boosted.
 
***Batting {{Star Change|6.4|7.3}}
 
**''The Garages had 7% of the Votes<br/>Highest Bidder - The Crabs with 10%<br/>11,783,682 votes were cast.''
 
*{{Teamicon|Millennials}}'''Season 2: Literal Arm Cannon''' blessed the [[New York Millennials]].
 
**[[Sandie Carver]] dropped Leg Broom.
 
***{{NegativeChange}} Leg Broom
 
***Overall 15.3 + <span class="item-rating">0.7</span> {{One Star}} -> 15.3 {{One Star}}
 
**[[Sandie Carver]] gained Literal Arm Cannon.
 
***{{PositiveChange}} Literal Arm Cannon
 
***Overall 15.3 {{One Star}} -> 15.3 + <span class="item-rating">2.1</span> {{One Star}}
 
**''The Millennials had 2% of the Votes<br/>Highest Bidder - The Crabs with 17%<br/>1,308,651 votes were cast.''
 
*{{Teamicon|Pies}}'''Season 6: Lottery Pick''' blessed the [[Philly Pies]].
 
**FIRE AND SMOKE<br/>AN EGG<br/>HATCHING<br/>NIQ NYONG'O RETURNS
 
**[[Niq Nyong'o]] exited the Hall of Flame
 
**The [[Pies]] added a player to their roster.
 
***{{Teamemoji|Pies}} {{PositiveChange}} [[Niq Nyong'o]], Rotation {{PositionIcon|1}}
 
**[[Niq Nyong'o]] gained the {{ModLink|Returned}} mod.
 
***{{ModGain|RETURNED|duration=permanent}}
 
**[[Niq Nyong'o]] gained the {{ModLink|Debt}} mod.
 
***{{ModGain|DEBT_THREE|duration=permanent}}
 
**''The Pies had 2% of the Votes<br/>Highest Bidder - The Georgias with 55%<br/>799,907 votes were cast.''
 
*{{Teamicon|Pies}}'''Season 11: XIII''' blessed the [[Philly Pies]].
 
**The [[Pies]] changed their Tarot Card from Hermit to XIII
 
**''The Pies had 5% of the Votes<br/>Highest Bidder - The Breath Mints with 29%<br/>2,757,700 votes were cast.''
 
*{{Teamicon|Steaks}}'''Season 16: Skate Board''' blessed the [[Dallas Steaks]].
 
**[[Holden Stanton]] dropped Fire Eating Weird Bat.
 
***{{NegativeChange}} Fire Eating Weird Bat
 
***{{ModLoss|FIRE_EATER|duration=item}}
 
***Overall 14.4 + <span class="item-rating">0.3</span> {{One Star}} -> 14.4 {{One Star}}
 
**[[Holden Stanton]] gained Skate Board.
 
***{{PositiveChange}} Skate Board
 
***{{ModGain|PRO_SKATER|duration=item}}
 
**''The Steaks had 8% of the Votes<br/>Highest Bidder - The Fridays with 22%<br/>482,688 votes were cast.''
 
*{{Teamicon|Tacos}}'''Season 22: Gachapon''' blessed the [[LA Unlimited Tacos]].
 
**[[Silvaire Semiquaver]] was recruited by the [[Tacos]].
 
***{{Teamemoji|Lift}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Silvaire Semiquaver]], Shadows {{PositionIcon|2}}
 
***{{Teamemoji|Tacos}} {{PositiveChange}} [[Silvaire Semiquaver]], Shadows {{PositionIcon|2}}
 
**[[Silvaire Semiquaver]] entered the Shadows.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|16.7|17.2}}
 
**[[Brewer Vapor]] was recruited by the [[Tacos]].
 
***{{Teamemoji|Jazz Hands}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Brewer Vapor]], Shadows {{PositionIcon|2}}
 
***{{Teamemoji|Tacos}} {{PositiveChange}} [[Brewer Vapor]], Shadows {{PositionIcon|2}}
 
**[[Brewer Vapor]] entered the Shadows.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|5.5|6.2}}
 
**[[Patel Olive]] was recruited by the [[Tacos]].
 
***{{Teamemoji|Firefighters}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Patel Olive]], Shadows {{PositionIcon|2}}
 
***{{Teamemoji|Tacos}} {{PositiveChange}} [[Patel Olive]], Shadows {{PositionIcon|2}}
 
**[[Patel Olive]] entered the Shadows.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|7.8|8.7}}
 
**[[Lenix Ren]] was recruited by the [[Tacos]].
 
***{{Teamemoji|Tigers}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Lenix Ren]], Shadows {{PositionIcon|2}}
 
***{{Teamemoji|Tacos}} {{PositiveChange}} [[Lenix Ren]], Shadows {{PositionIcon|2}}
 
**[[Lenix Ren]] entered the Shadows.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|7.7|8.8}}
 
**[[Stan Schofield]] was recruited by the [[Tacos]].
 
***{{Teamemoji|Wild Wings}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Stan Schofield]], Shadows {{PositionIcon|2}}
 
***{{Teamemoji|Tacos}} {{PositiveChange}} [[Stan Schofield]], Shadows {{PositionIcon|2}}
 
**[[Stan Schofield]] entered the Shadows.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|10.9|11.7}}
 
**[[Jelly Burgertoes]] was recruited by the [[Tacos]].
 
***{{Teamemoji|Georgias}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Jelly Burgertoes]], Shadows {{PositionIcon|2}}
 
***{{Teamemoji|Tacos}} {{PositiveChange}} [[Jelly Burgertoes]], Shadows {{PositionIcon|2}}
 
**[[Jelly Burgertoes]] entered the Shadows.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|10.8|11.4}}
 
**[[Math Velazquez]] was recruited by the [[Tacos]].
 
***{{Teamemoji|Dale}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Math Velazquez]], Shadows {{PositionIcon|2}}
 
***{{Teamemoji|Tacos}} {{PositiveChange}} [[Math Velazquez]], Shadows {{PositionIcon|2}}
 
**[[Math Velazquez]] entered the Shadows.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|11.3|12.1}}
 
**[[Stephanie Schmitt]] was recruited by the [[Tacos]].
 
***{{Teamemoji|Flowers}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Stephanie Schmitt]], Shadows {{PositionIcon|2}}
 
***{{Teamemoji|Tacos}} {{PositiveChange}} [[Stephanie Schmitt]], Shadows {{PositionIcon|2}}
 
**[[Stephanie Schmitt]] entered the Shadows.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|9.3|10.1}}
 
**[[Chris Koch]] was recruited by the [[Tacos]].
 
***{{Teamemoji|Sunbeams}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Chris Koch]], Shadows {{PositionIcon|2}}
 
***{{Teamemoji|Tacos}} {{PositiveChange}} [[Chris Koch]], Shadows {{PositionIcon|2}}
 
**[[Chris Koch]] entered the Shadows.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|7.4|8.1}}
 
**[[Malik Romayne]] was recruited by the [[Tacos]].
 
***{{Teamemoji|Spies}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Malik Romayne]], Shadows {{PositionIcon|2}}
 
***{{Teamemoji|Tacos}} {{PositiveChange}} [[Malik Romayne]], Shadows {{PositionIcon|2}}
 
**[[Malik Romayne]] entered the Shadows.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|11.2|11.9}}
 
**[[Crow Madrigal]] was recruited by the [[Tacos]].
 
***{{Teamemoji|Worms}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Crow Madrigal]], Shadows {{PositionIcon|2}}
 
***{{Teamemoji|Tacos}} {{PositiveChange}} [[Crow Madrigal]], Shadows {{PositionIcon|2}}
 
**[[Crow Madrigal]] entered the Shadows.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|8.7|9.5}}
 
**[[Ramirez Winters]] was recruited by the [[Tacos]].
 
***{{Teamemoji|Millennials}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Ramirez Winters]], Shadows {{PositionIcon|2}}
 
***{{Teamemoji|Tacos}} {{PositiveChange}} [[Ramirez Winters]], Shadows {{PositionIcon|2}}
 
**[[Ramirez Winters]] entered the Shadows.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|6.7|8.0}}
 
**[[Tybal Quimby]] was recruited by the [[Tacos]].
 
***{{Teamemoji|Steaks}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Tybal Quimby]], Shadows {{PositionIcon|2}}
 
***{{Teamemoji|Tacos}} {{PositiveChange}} [[Tybal Quimby]], Shadows {{PositionIcon|2}}
 
**[[Tybal Quimby]] entered the Shadows.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|10.8|11.7}}
 
**[[Annie Williams]] was recruited by the [[Tacos]].
 
***{{Teamemoji|Lovers}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Annie Williams]], Shadows {{PositionIcon|2}}
 
***{{Teamemoji|Tacos}} {{PositiveChange}} [[Annie Williams]], Shadows {{PositionIcon|2}}
 
**[[Annie Williams]] entered the Shadows.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|9.4|10.2}}
 
**[[Javier Lotus]] was recruited by the [[Tacos]].
 
***{{Teamemoji|Pies}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Javier Lotus]], Shadows {{PositionIcon|2}}
 
***{{Teamemoji|Tacos}} {{PositiveChange}} [[Javier Lotus]], Shadows {{PositionIcon|2}}
 
**[[Javier Lotus]] entered the Shadows.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|11.4|11.8}}
 
**[[Nolanestophia Patterson]] was recruited by the [[Tacos]].
 
***{{Teamemoji|Garages}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Nolanestophia Patterson]], Shadows {{PositionIcon|2}}
 
***{{Teamemoji|Tacos}} {{PositiveChange}} [[Nolanestophia Patterson]], Shadows {{PositionIcon|2}}
 
**[[Nolanestophia Patterson]] entered the Shadows.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|15.0|15.7}}
 
**[[Dashiell Drumsolo]] was recruited by the [[Tacos]].
 
***{{Teamemoji|Mechanics}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Dashiell Drumsolo]], Shadows {{PositionIcon|2}}
 
***{{Teamemoji|Tacos}} {{PositiveChange}} [[Dashiell Drumsolo]], Shadows {{PositionIcon|2}}
 
**[[Dashiell Drumsolo]] entered the Shadows.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|6.9|8.1}}
 
**[[Timmy Manco]] was recruited by the [[Tacos]].
 
***{{Teamemoji|Fridays}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Timmy Manco]], Shadows {{PositionIcon|2}}
 
***{{Teamemoji|Tacos}} {{PositiveChange}} [[Timmy Manco]], Shadows {{PositionIcon|2}}
 
**[[Timmy Manco]] entered the Shadows.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|11.5|12.0}}
 
**[[Rosstin Andante]] was recruited by the [[Tacos]].
 
***{{Teamemoji|Moist Talkers}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Rosstin Andante]], Shadows {{PositionIcon|2}}
 
***{{Teamemoji|Tacos}} {{PositiveChange}} [[Rosstin Andante]], Shadows {{PositionIcon|2}}
 
**[[Rosstin Andante]] entered the Shadows.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|8.7|9.4}}
 
**[[Bennett Takahashi]] was recruited by the [[Tacos]].
 
***{{Teamemoji|Shoe Thieves}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Bennett Takahashi]], Shadows {{PositionIcon|2}}
 
***{{Teamemoji|Tacos}} {{PositiveChange}} [[Bennett Takahashi]], Shadows {{PositionIcon|2}}
 
**[[Bennett Takahashi]] entered the Shadows.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|10.1|11.0}}
 
**[[Buck Latenight]] was recruited by the [[Tacos]].
 
***{{Teamemoji|Magic}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Buck Latenight]], Shadows {{PositionIcon|2}}
 
***{{Teamemoji|Tacos}} {{PositiveChange}} [[Buck Latenight]], Shadows {{PositionIcon|2}}
 
**[[Buck Latenight]] entered the Shadows.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|9.5|10.2}}
 
**[[Hops Chen]] was recruited by the [[Tacos]].
 
***{{Teamemoji|Breath Mints}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Hops Chen]], Shadows {{PositionIcon|2}}
 
***{{Teamemoji|Tacos}} {{PositiveChange}} [[Hops Chen]], Shadows {{PositionIcon|2}}
 
**[[Hops Chen]] entered the Shadows.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|6.8|7.3}}
 
**[[Grit Watson]] was recruited by the [[Tacos]].
 
***{{Teamemoji|Crabs}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Grit Watson]], Shadows {{PositionIcon|2}}
 
***{{Teamemoji|Tacos}} {{PositiveChange}} [[Grit Watson]], Shadows {{PositionIcon|2}}
 
**[[Grit Watson]] entered the Shadows.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|8.9|9.8}}
 
**''The Tacos had 3% of the Votes<br/>Highest Bidder - The Tigers with 27%<br/>2,702,609 votes were cast.''
 
*{{Teamicon|Wild Wings}}'''Season 8: Blind Date''' blessed the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]].
 
**The [[Lovers]] sent a player to the [[Wild Wings]].
 
***{{Teamemoji|Lovers}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Gunther O'Brian]], Lineup {{PositionIcon|0}}
 
***{{Teamemoji|Wild Wings}} {{PositiveChange}} [[Gunther O'Brian]], Lineup {{PositionIcon|0}}
 
**''The Wild Wings had 65% of the Votes<br/>They were the highest bidders.<br/>1,198,580 votes were cast.''
 
*{{Teamicon|Fridays}}'''Season 3: Exploratory Surgeries''' blessed the [[Hawai'i Fridays]].
 
**[[Lady Matsuyama]]'s pitching was re-rolled.
 
***Pitching {{Star Change|2.8|2.0}}
 
**[[Lady Matsuyama]]'s pitching was re-rolled.
 
***Pitching {{Star Change|2.0|2.5}}
 
**[[Lady Matsuyama]]'s pitching was re-rolled.
 
***Pitching {{Star Change|2.5|1.7}}
 
**''The Fridays had 2% of the Votes<br/>Highest Bidder - The Crabs with 22%<br/>280,425 votes were cast.''
 
*{{Teamicon|Lovers}}'''Season 14: Targeted Evolution''' blessed the [[San Francisco Lovers]].
 
**[[Mint Shupe]] Evolved to Base 2
 
***{{EvoLevel|1}} -> {{EvoLevel|2}}
 
**[[Karato Bean]] Evolved to Base 1
 
***{{EvoLevel|0}} -> {{EvoLevel|1}}
 
**''The Lovers had 3% of the Votes<br/>Highest Bidder - The Tigers with 24%<br/>2,996,031 votes were cast.''
 
*{{Teamicon|Flowers}}'''Season 23: Vault Swap''' blessed the [[Boston Flowers]].
 
**[[Sutton Bishop]] left the Vault.
 
**[[Glabe Moon]] was Artificially Forged!
 
***{{ModGain|LEGENDARY|duration=permanent}}
 
**The [[Flowers]] swapped [[Glabe Moon]] with Vault Player [[Sutton Bishop]].
 
***{{Teamemoji|Flowers}} [[Glabe Moon]] -> Shadows {{PositionIcon|-2}}
 
***{{Teamemoji|Flowers}} [[Sutton Bishop]] -> Lineup {{PositionIcon|0}}
 
**''The Flowers had 5% of the Votes<br/>Highest Bidder - The Crabs with 17%<br/>1,215,079 votes were cast.''
 
*{{Teamicon|Magic}}'''Season 24: Enhance''' blessed the [[Yellowstone Magic]].
 
**The [[Magic]] are now at {{ModLink|2x}} Magnification.
 
***{{ModGain|MAGNIFY_2X|duration=permanent}}
 
**''The Magic had 20% of the Votes<br/>They were the highest bidders.<br/>5,499,817 votes were cast.''
 
*{{Teamicon|Georgias}}'''Season 15: Afterparty''' blessed the [[Atlantis Georgias]].
 
**The [[Georgias]] will begin next season in an {{ModLink|Afterparty}}.
 
***{{ModGain|AFTER_PARTY|duration=weekly}}
 
**''The Georgias had 3% of the Votes<br/>Highest Bidder - The Fridays with 17%<br/>1,083,813 votes were cast.''
 
*{{Teamicon|Breath Mints}}'''Season 12: Uncle Indemnity''' blessed the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]].
 
**[[Uncle Plasma IX]] is weaker on their own.
 
***{{ModLoss|YOLKED|duration=permanent}}
 
**A Replica of [[Uncle Plasma]] is granted to the [[Breath Mints]].
 
***{{Teamemoji|Breath Mints}} {{PositiveChange}} [[Uncle Plasma IX]], Rotation {{PositionIcon|1}}
 
**[[Uncle Plasma IX]] dusts off.
 
***{{ModLoss|DUST|duration=permanent}}
 
**''The Breath Mints had 14% of the Votes<br/>Highest Bidder - The Spies with 34%<br/>1,556,880 votes were cast.''
 
*{{Teamicon|Breath Mints}}'''Season 17: Set the Table''' blessed the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]].
 
**The [[Breath Mints]] made a roster move.
 
***{{Teamemoji|Breath Mints}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Winnie Hess]], Rotation {{PositionIcon|1}}
 
***{{Teamemoji|Breath Mints}} {{PositiveChange}} [[Winnie Hess]], Lineup {{PositionIcon|0}}
 
**''The Breath Mints had 18% of the Votes<br/>Highest Bidder - The Tacos with 24%<br/>1,653,177 votes were cast.''
 
*{{Teamicon|Breath Mints}}'''Season 19: Underhanded''' blessed the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]].
 
**[[Breath Mints]]' random Player [[Mooney Doctor II]] gained the permanent mod {{ModLink|Underhanded}}.
 
***{{ModGain|UNDERHANDED|duration=permanent}}
 
**''The Breath Mints had 5% of the Votes<br/>Highest Bidder - The Pies with 24%<br/>4,414,701 votes were cast.''
 
*{{Teamicon|Breath Mints}}'''Season 21: Big Head Mode''' blessed the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]].
 
**[[Rodriguez Internet]] is now at {{ModLink|2x}} Magnification.
 
***{{ModGain|MAGNIFY_2X|duration=permanent}}
 
**[[Rodriguez Internet]] received an Ego Boost.
 
***{{ModGain|EGO1|duration=permanent}}
 
**''The Breath Mints had 41% of the Votes<br/>They were the highest bidders.<br/>325,361 votes were cast.''
 
 
 
===Post Election===
 
*[[Uncle Plasma]] has joined the ILB.
 
*The [[Tigers]] used their {{ModLink|Free Will}}.
 
**{{ModLoss|FREE_WILL|duration=permanent}}
 
*The [[Georgias]] used their {{ModLink|Free Will}}.
 
**{{ModLoss|FREE_WILL|duration=permanent}}
 
*The [[Mechanics]] used their {{ModLink|Free Will}}.
 
**{{ModLoss|FREE_WILL|duration=permanent}}
 
*The [[Breath Mints]] used their {{ModLink|Free Will}}.
 
**{{ModLoss|FREE_WILL|duration=permanent}}
 
*[[Uncle Plasma XIV]] faded away from the [[Lift]].
 
**{{Teamemoji|Lift}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Uncle Plasma XIV]]
 
*[[Uncle Plasma XIV]] faded to dust.
 
**{{ModGain|DUST|duration=permanent}}
 
*[[Uncle Plasma XII]] faded away from the [[Moist Talkers]].
 
**{{Teamemoji|Moist Talkers}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Uncle Plasma XII]]
 
*[[Uncle Plasma XII]] are weaker apart.
 
**{{ModLoss|YOLKED|duration=permanent}}
 
*[[Uncle Plasma XII]] faded to dust.
 
**{{ModGain|DUST|duration=permanent}}
 
*[[Stew Briggs]] entered the Shadows.
 
**Combined {{Star Change|7.5|8.3}}
 
*[[Stew Briggs]] roamed to a new team.
 
**{{Teamemoji|Worms}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Stew Briggs]], Shadows {{PositionIcon|2}}
 
**{{Teamemoji|Tigers}} {{PositiveChange}} [[Stew Briggs]], Shadows {{PositionIcon|2}}
 
*[[Mags Banananana]] roamed to a new team.
 
**{{Teamemoji|Moist Talkers}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Mags Banananana]], Rotation {{PositionIcon|1}}
 
**{{Teamemoji|Tigers}} {{PositiveChange}} [[Mags Banananana]], Rotation {{PositionIcon|1}}
 
*[[Mags Banananana]] was boosted.
 
**Combined {{Star Change|13.3|13.7}}
 
*[[Alejandro Leaf]] roamed to a new team.
 
**{{Teamemoji|Moist Talkers}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Alejandro Leaf]], Rotation {{PositionIcon|1}}
 
**{{Teamemoji|Fridays}} {{PositiveChange}} [[Alejandro Leaf]], Rotation {{PositionIcon|1}}
 
*[[Bright Zimmerman]] roamed to a new team.
 
**{{Teamemoji|Breath Mints}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Bright Zimmerman]], Lineup {{PositionIcon|0}}
 
**{{Teamemoji|Pies}} {{PositiveChange}} [[Bright Zimmerman]], Lineup {{PositionIcon|0}}
 
*[[Bright Zimmerman]] was boosted.
 
**Combined {{Star Change|12.9|13.3}}
 
*[[NaN]] roamed to a new team.
 
**{{Teamemoji|Breath Mints}} {{NegativeChange}} [[NaN]], Shadows {{PositionIcon|2}}
 
**{{Teamemoji|Pies}} {{PositiveChange}} [[NaN]], Shadows {{PositionIcon|2}}
 
*[[NaN]] was boosted.
 
**Combined {{Star Change|7.2|7.7}}
 
*[[NaN]] entered the Shadows.
 
**Combined {{Star Change|7.7|8.4}}
 
*[[Parker MacMillan]] Super Roamed out of the Vault.
 
*[[Parker MacMillan]] left Instability in their wake. The Vault became Unstable!
 
*[[Cote Loveless]] gained the {{ModLink|Unstable}} mod.
 
**{{ModGain|MARKED|duration=weekly}}
 
*[[Clare Ballard]] gained the {{ModLink|Unstable}} mod.
 
**{{ModGain|MARKED|duration=weekly}}
 
*[[Fletcher Berger]] gained the {{ModLink|Unstable}} mod.
 
**{{ModGain|MARKED|duration=weekly}}
 
*[[New Megan Ito]] gained the {{ModLink|Unstable}} mod.
 
**{{ModGain|MARKED|duration=weekly}}
 
*[[York Silk]] gained the {{ModLink|Unstable}} mod.
 
**{{ModGain|MARKED|duration=weekly}}
 
*[[Nagomi Mcdaniel]] gained the {{ModLink|Unstable}} mod.
 
**{{ModGain|MARKED|duration=weekly}}
 
*[[Chorby Soul]] gained the {{ModLink|Unstable}} mod.
 
**{{ModGain|MARKED|duration=weekly}}
 
*[[Aldon Cashmoney]] gained the {{ModLink|Unstable}} mod.
 
**{{ModGain|MARKED|duration=weekly}}
 
*[[Goodwin Morin]] gained the {{ModLink|Unstable}} mod.
 
**{{ModGain|MARKED|duration=weekly}}
 
*[[Pitching Machine]] gained the {{ModLink|Unstable}} mod.
 
**{{ModGain|MARKED|duration=weekly}}
 
*[[Valentine Games]] gained the {{ModLink|Unstable}} mod.
 
**{{ModGain|MARKED|duration=weekly}}
 
*[[Uncle Plasma]] gained the {{ModLink|Unstable}} mod.
 
**{{ModGain|MARKED|duration=weekly}}
 
*[[Liquid Friend]] gained the {{ModLink|Unstable}} mod.
 
**{{ModGain|MARKED|duration=weekly}}
 
*[[James Mora]] gained the {{ModLink|Unstable}} mod.
 
**{{ModGain|MARKED|duration=weekly}}
 
*[[Wyatt Glover]] gained the {{ModLink|Unstable}} mod.
 
**{{ModGain|MARKED|duration=weekly}}
 
*[[Paula Turnip]] gained the {{ModLink|Unstable}} mod.
 
**{{ModGain|MARKED|duration=weekly}}
 
*[[Sosa Peperomioides]] gained the {{ModLink|Unstable}} mod.
 
**{{ModGain|MARKED|duration=weekly}}
 
*[[Collins Melon]] gained the {{ModLink|Unstable}} mod.
 
**{{ModGain|MARKED|duration=weekly}}
 
*[[Don Mitchell]] gained the {{ModLink|Unstable}} mod.
 
**{{ModGain|MARKED|duration=weekly}}
 
*[[Nicholas Mora]] gained the {{ModLink|Unstable}} mod.
 
**{{ModGain|MARKED|duration=weekly}}
 
*[[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]] gained the {{ModLink|Unstable}} mod.
 
**{{ModGain|MARKED|duration=weekly}}
 
*[[Hewitt Best]] gained the {{ModLink|Unstable}} mod.
 
**{{ModGain|MARKED|duration=weekly}}
 
*[[Tillman Henderson]] gained the {{ModLink|Unstable}} mod.
 
**{{ModGain|MARKED|duration=weekly}}
 
*[[Glabe Moon]] gained the {{ModLink|Unstable}} mod.
 
**{{ModGain|MARKED|duration=weekly}}
 
*[[Parker MacMillan]] Super Roamed to the [[Fridays]].
 
**{{Teamemoji|Fridays}} {{PositiveChange}} [[Parker MacMillan]], Lineup {{PositionIcon|0}}
 
*[[Parker MacMillan]] was boosted.
 
**Combined {{Star Change|12.0|12.5}}
 
*[[Pudge Nakamoto]] Roamed out of the Hall of Flame.
 
*[[Pudge Nakamoto]] Roamed to The [[Pies]].
 
**{{Teamemoji|Pies}} {{PositiveChange}} [[Pudge Nakamoto]], Lineup {{PositionIcon|0}}
 
<blockquote class="coin">Rejoice!<br/>What a spectacular Celebration!<br/>Here's to 50 Years of Fair Play<br/>And another 50 ahead of Us.<br/>We know what you're thinking<br/>Together, we face another crisis.<br/>We will stay the course<br/>Double Down on our Investments</blockquote>
 
<blockquote class="namerifeht">Credit Denied<br/>Service Suspended<br/>Balance Outstanding<br/>Assets Underwater<br/>Bridges Burned<br/>Final Notice<br/>Fire Sale</blockquote>
 
<blockquote class="coin">We will Win.<br/>We always Win.</blockquote>
 
<blockquote class="emergency_alert">EMERGENCY ALERT<br/>EXECUTIVE ACTION<br/>THE COIN FLIPS<br/>OVER OVER<br/>UNDER UNDER</blockquote>
 
  
 
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Latest revision as of 01:02, 29 January 2023

Season 23 began on July 19, 2021. The regular season concluded on July 23, 2021, followed by the postseason and Internet Series on July 24, 2021. The Season 23 election took place on July 25, 2021. The Canada Moist Talkers defeated the Ohio Worms 3 games to 2 to win their third Overbracket Internet Series championship, while the Yellowstone Magic defeated the Atlantis Georgias 3 games to 2 to win their first Underbracket Internet Series championship.

Regular Events

Earlsiesta

See the main article on this topic: Earlsiesta


set up
trick play
hook and ladder
safety
game over
tear down

After a long absence, The Reader made an appearance at Earlsiesta, but no reading occurred.


Latesiesta

See the main article on this topic: Latesiesta

hey
celebration huh
they're all playing?
rising stars
all of them
sounds exhausting
hope there's fireworks
anyway
more gifts from your friends
seems like junk

Renovations

List of Renovations Results:

Gifts

List of Gifts Results:

  • Teamicon sunbeams.png
    Sunbeams received 2 Gifts! - 5,919,051 coins contributed
  • Teamicon moist talkers.png
    Moist Talkers received 2 Gifts! - 7,437,728 coins contributed
  • Teamicon worms.png
    Worms received 2 Gifts! - 4,544,826 coins contributed
  • Teamicon shoe thieves.png
    Shoe Thieves received 2 Gifts! - 4,206,050 coins contributed
  • Teamicon pies.png
    Pies received 3 Gifts! - 13,207,106 coins contributed
    • Top Contributors:
    • Teamicon pies.png
      Fliickerrriiing Potion Drop - Wishlist #1
      • Haruta Byrd gained Fliickerrriiing Sharp Aluminum Fireproof Potion.
        • + Fliickerrriiing Sharp Aluminum Fireproof Potion
        • +  Fliickerrriiing
        • +  Fireproof
        • Overall 10.5 -> 10.5 + 0.8
    • Teamicon pies.png
      Late to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #2
    • Teamicon pies.png
      Steel Chair Drop - Wishlist #3
      • Lucy Tokkan gained Offworld Squiddish Steel Chair of Dexterity.
        • + Offworld Squiddish Steel Chair of Dexterity
        • +  Steeled
        • +  Offworld
        • +  Squiddish
        • Overall 11.8 -> 11.8 + 0.4
  • Teamicon spies.png
    Spies received 2 Gifts! - 6,928,325 coins contributed
  • Teamicon millennials.png
    Millennials received 3 Gifts! - 13,183,843 coins contributed
  • Teamicon lift.png
    Lift received 2 Gifts! - 5,174,176 coins contributed
    • Top Contributors:
    • Teamicon lift.png
      Late to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #1
    • Teamicon lift.png
      Steel Chair Drop - Wishlist #2
      • Ankle Halifax dropped Bat.
        • - Bat
      • Ankle Halifax gained Metaphorical Lucky Aluminum Steel Chair.
        • + Metaphorical Lucky Aluminum Steel Chair
        • +  Steeled
        • Overall 16.4 -> 16.4 + 1.0
  • Teamicon dale.png
    Dale received 2 Gifts! - 4,199,694 coins contributed
  • Teamicon firefighters.png
    Firefighters received 3 Gifts! - 14,287,074 coins contributed
  • Teamicon jazz hands.png
    Jazz Hands received 3 Gifts! - 14,213,083 coins contributed
    • Top Contributors:
    • Teamicon jazz hands.png
      Fliickerrriiing Potion Drop - Wishlist #1
      • Spears Rogers dropped Glove.
        • - Glove
      • Spears Rogers gained Fliickerrriiing Greedy Potion of the Famine.
        • + Fliickerrriiing Greedy Potion of the Famine
        • +  Fliickerrriiing
        • Overall 9.7 -> 9.7 + 0.1
    • Teamicon jazz hands.png
      Late to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #2
    • Teamicon jazz hands.png
      Steel Chair Drop - Wishlist #3
      • Chorby Short gained Chaotic Actual Steel Chair.
        • + Chaotic Actual Steel Chair
        • +  Steeled
        • Overall 29.3 -> 29.3 + 0.6
  • Teamicon tacos.png
    Tacos received 2 Gifts! - 4,473,795 coins contributed
    • Top Contributors:
    • Teamicon tacos.png
      Night Vision Sunglasses Drop - Wishlist #1
      • Sexton Wheerer dropped Clutch Helmet of Fourtitude.
        • - Clutch Helmet of Fourtitude
      • Sexton Wheerer gained Travelling Noise-Cancelling Night Vision Sunglasses of Intelligence.
        • + Travelling Noise-Cancelling Night Vision Sunglasses of Intelligence
        • +  Night Vision
        • +  Traveling
        • +  Soundproof
        • Overall 15.2 -> 15.2 + 0.5
    • Teamicon tacos.png
      Steel Chair Drop - Wishlist #2
      • Felix Garbage dropped Noise-Cancelling Blood Ring.
        • - Noise-Cancelling Blood Ring
        • -  Soundproof
        • Overall 15.3 + 0.4 -> 15.3
      • Felix Garbage gained Travelling Fireproof Parasitic Steel Chair.
        • + Travelling Fireproof Parasitic Steel Chair
        • +  Steeled
        • +  Traveling
        • +  Fireproof
        • +  Parasite
  • Teamicon garages.png
    Garages received 3 Gifts! - 13,407,671 coins contributed
  • Teamicon crabs.png
    Crabs received 2 Gifts! - 5,541,637 coins contributed
    • Top Contributors:
    • Teamicon crabs.png
      Night Vision Sunglasses Drop - Wishlist #1
      • Kennedy Loser dropped Parasitic Hearty Shoes.
        • - Parasitic Hearty Shoes
      • Kennedy Loser gained Holey Night Vision Sunglasses of Fourtitude.
        • + Holey Night Vision Sunglasses of Fourtitude
        • +  Night Vision
        • +  The Fourth Strike
    • Teamicon crabs.png
      Squiddish Egg Drop - Wishlist #2
      • Pedro Davids dropped Bat.
        • - Bat
        • Overall 17.8 + 0.7 -> 17.8 + 0.3
      • Pedro Davids gained Squiddish Careful Offworld Sharp Egg.
        • + Squiddish Careful Offworld Sharp Egg
        • +  Squiddish
        • +  Careful
        • +  Offworld
        • Overall 17.8 -> 17.8 + 0.9
  • Teamicon steaks.png
    Steaks received 2 Gifts! - 4,233,304 coins contributed
    • Top Contributors:
    • Teamicon steaks.png
      Steel Chair Drop - Wishlist #1
      • Leach Herman dropped Wooden Concrete Ring.
        • - Wooden Concrete Ring
        • Overall 17.5 + 0.6 -> 17.5
      • Leach Herman gained Aluminum Chunky Steel Chair of Vanity.
        • + Aluminum Chunky Steel Chair of Vanity
        • +  Steeled
        • +  Chunky
        • Overall 17.5 -> 17.5 + 0.1
    • Teamicon steaks.png
      Early to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #2
  • Teamicon magic.png
    Magic received 2 Gifts! - 4,580,574 coins contributed
  • Teamicon flowers.png
    Flowers received 2 Gifts! - 6,684,362 coins contributed
    • Top Contributors:
    • Teamicon flowers.png
      Squiddish Egg Drop - Wishlist #1
      • Jacob Haynes dropped Frosty Bat.
        • - Frosty Bat
        • Overall 13.0 + 0.6 -> 13.0
      • Jacob Haynes gained Squiddish Smokey Wooden Egg of Strength.
        • + Squiddish Smokey Wooden Egg of Strength
        • +  Squiddish
        • Overall 13.0 -> 13.0 + 0.4
    • Teamicon flowers.png
      Early to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #2
  • Teamicon fridays.png
    Fridays received 2 Gifts! - 5,708,735 coins contributed
  • Teamicon lovers.png
    Lovers received 2 Gifts! - 4,751,645 coins contributed
    • Top Contributors:
    • Teamicon lovers.png
      Early to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #1
    • Teamicon lovers.png
      Steel Chair Drop - Wishlist #2
      • Jacob Winner dropped Rock Shoes.
        • - Rock Shoes
        • Overall 16.5 + 0.4 -> 16.5
      • Jacob Winner gained Limestone Holey Steel Chair of Fourtitude.
        • + Limestone Holey Steel Chair of Fourtitude
        • +  Steeled
        • +  The Fourth Strike
        • Overall 16.5 -> 16.5 + 0.2
  • Teamicon georgias.png
    Georgias received 3 Gifts! - 13,153,134 coins contributed
    • Top Contributors:
    • Teamicon georgias.png
      Steel Chair Drop - Wishlist #1
      • Jan Canberra gained Plant-Based Steel Chair of Wisdom.
        • + Plant-Based Steel Chair of Wisdom
        • +  Steeled
        • Overall 19.7 -> 19.7 + 0.9
    • Teamicon georgias.png
      Early to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #2
    • Teamicon georgias.png
      Bargain Bin - Wishlist #3
      • Steals Chark dropped Slimy Greedy Blood Shoes.
        • - Slimy Greedy Blood Shoes
      • Steals Chark gained Slimy Frosty Cap of Wisdom.
        • + Slimy Frosty Cap of Wisdom
        • Overall 8.6 -> 8.6 + 0.2
      • Steals Chark's Slimy Frosty Cap of Wisdom was repaired.
        • 1 ●○○○ -> 4 ●●●●
  • Teamicon tigers.png
    Tigers received 2 Gifts! - 4,412,679 coins contributed
    • Top Contributors:
    • Teamicon tigers.png
      Early to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #1
    • Teamicon tigers.png
      Steel Chair Drop - Wishlist #2
      • Beasley Day gained Charitable Steel Chair of Vanity.
        • + Charitable Steel Chair of Vanity
        • +  Steeled
        • Overall 18.8 -> 18.8 + 0.1
  • Teamicon breath mints.png
    Breath Mints received 3 Gifts! - 13,380,215 coins contributed
    • Top Contributors:
    • Teamicon breath mints.png
      Early to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #1
    • Teamicon breath mints.png
      Steel Chair Drop - Wishlist #2
      • Mooney Doctor II dropped Underhanded Rock Socks of Strength.
        • - Underhanded Rock Socks of Strength
        • -  Underhanded
        • Overall 19.1 + 0.2 -> 19.1
      • Mooney Doctor II gained Metaphorical Brambly Steel Chair of Vitality.
        • + Metaphorical Brambly Steel Chair of Vitality
        • +  Steeled
        • Overall 19.1 -> 19.1 + 0.7
    • Teamicon breath mints.png
      Squiddish Egg Drop - Wishlist #3
      • Mooney Doctor II dropped Metaphorical Brambly Steel Chair of Vitality.
        • - Metaphorical Brambly Steel Chair of Vitality
        • -  Steeled
        • Overall 19.1 + 0.7 -> 19.1
      • Mooney Doctor II gained Squiddish Passionate Egg of Fourtitude.
        • + Squiddish Passionate Egg of Fourtitude
        • +  The Fourth Strike
        • +  Squiddish
        • Overall 19.1 -> 19.1 + 0.2
  • Teamicon mechanics.png
    Mechanics received 2 Gifts! - 8,143,171 coins contributed
  • Teamicon wild wings.png
    Wild Wings received 2 Gifts! - 4,194,305 coins contributed

Post Earlsiesta

MVP Voting

See the main article on this topic: Idols


Following the Day 99 games, several players received or upgraded their Ego modifications.

Paula Turnip reached Legendary status and was added to the Vault.

Notable Events

Burning Bright

Following the elections of Season 22, there are now 7 active Suns in Blaseball. The weather Sun 2, and the 6 active league rules Sun(Sun), Sun 30, Sun .1, Equal Sun, Maximum Sun, and Sum Sun. Of these only Sun 2 doesn't impact the Pressure gauge on Sun(Sun), which at the start of the season now sits at 51.09%, from a peak of 77.34% at the top of Season 22 elections.

Unexpected Wins

On Day 58, during a match between the Baltimore Crabs and the Kansas City Breath Mints, Jon Halifax hit a 2-run home run in the 9th inning, on final out, which due to Equal Sun tied the game out at 20.3. The Crabs then proceded to score no runs during the bottom of that inning. However due to a floating point error the Mints ended up winning th game, rather than continuing on as would have been expected.

Premonitions of Things to Come

The seasons leads off with the Coin giving a statement on the upcoming Semi-Centennial, stating that it would be 50 innings of exciting Blaseball action, and we have a Bright Future ahead.

This season also saw the disappearance of Wills and Decrees, instead being replaced by Party Favors, a choice of one of four special Modifications that would apply to your team. The ROAMLESS CRATE, which made players unable to Roam to your Team; The SQUIDDISH CRATE, which makes your Team Squiddish; The AVOIDANCE CRATE, which makes your team refuse to swing at 9+ Runs; and the CONTAINMENT CRATE, which gives your team Containment. With the awareness of Parker MacMillan these all gained increased importance in the eyes of the fans.

The Blessings selection for this season was also different, with there instead being 24 blessings, each labelled as being a selection of the Greatest Hits of every previous season, plus seasons 23 and 24.

A new weather was introduced, Jazz which would transform at the start of a game into a random other weather type.

The various entities all visited us during the rest of the season, each giving their own ominous statements.

The Reader showed up during Earlsiesta after a long absence, but did not do a Seasonal Reading:

set up
trick play
hook and ladder
safety
game over
tear down

The Monitor showed up at Latesiesta,

celebration huh
they're all playing?
rising stars
all of them
sounds exhausting
hope there's fireworks

And finally Lōotcrates gave a cryptic statement before the MVP announcement,

"Stars Rise
Expanding Constellation
Setting course for Waters Above"
"An Ending Begins"
"Events Horizoned
And Beyond
An Archipelago

Nucleosynthesis

The ILB Semi-Centennial

At the end of the Internet Series for the season, there was a short break, and then the Semi-Centennial began. The ILB Semi-Centennial had several unique game conditions due to the Vault ballpark’s modifications. The Cycling ballpark modification made it so pitchers for each team would cycle out at the end of every inning. The Climate Control and Weather Reports modifications meant that weather would change every inning in the Vault, and that when changed it would pick based on “History”, linking each inning to a specific Season and related weather. At the start of each inning, a Season and connected weather were announced.

Lōotcrates appeared before the beginning of the game, stating:

"From the Delta
We wade Upstream"

"Sifting Sediment
Recalling Testimonies
From Recorded Eras"

"Memories Flood."

Lōotcrates stayed on screen until inning 22, providing introductions to each inning and commentating on events that took place during the game.

Sun(Sun) began the game at 82.89% Pressure

The ILB Semi-Centennial was filled with many events, but starting from inning one tensions raised. During inning 1 New Megan Ito traded their nothing for Dunlap Figueroa's The Fifth Base using their Trader modification, then during inning 11, Ito traded their The Fifth Base for Parker MacMillan's The Force Field using their Traitor modification, resulting in MacMillan’s Super Roamin' modification to take effect in the following Season β24.
After New Megan Ito obtained The Force Field, Lōotcrates delivered the message:

"A Trade-Off
A Traitor
A Repetition"

Heists and Heat

Also beginning in Inning 1, Vaulted Legends would approach players from the Rising Stars, who were either collected and Artificially Forged, increasing the pressure of Sun(Sun) and moving from the Rising Stars roster and added to the Vault Legends roster, or managed to evade. Rat Mason was the only player to evade capture, doing so 3 times by the end of the game.

With the collection of the seventh player, Sun(Sun)’s pressure reached 97.68%, and Lōotcrates left the screen during inning 22, apparently exiting for safety from the increasing Sun(Sun) pressure, after some final words:

"From Progenitor
A Breaking Dawn
A Twilight World"

"Constellation Expanded
Stars in Safe Keeping
The Historian returns to Safety"

"A Walk Off."

With the collection of Mora during inning 29, Sun(Sun)’s pressure reached 100%, resulting in the explosion of Sun(Sun).
The Boss appeared in front of the resulting Supernova to address the Fans:

Snackholders
Snackholders!
Wow! Look at those colors!
Yes, Sun(Sun) appears to have exploded.
There is no reason to panic.
In Light of Recent Events
The Semi-Centennial is henceforth Cancelled.
The Result is a Draw.
See you at the Election!
Don't forget to #Vote!

Elections and Payments

Elections began with a statement from the Boss,

Rejoice!
What a spectacular Celebration!
Here's to 50 Years of Fair Play
And another 50 ahead of Us.
We know what you're thinking
Together, we face another crisis.
We will stay the course
Double Down on our Investments

However she was then interrupted by a new Entity, only mentioned so far in Prehistory, Namerifeht, who spoke in backwards text

Credit Denied
Service Suspended
Balance Outstanding
Assets Underwater
Bridges Burned
Final Notice
Fire Sale

This seemed to shake the Boss, who replied

We will Win.
We always Win.

This was followed by an Emergency Alert, which mirrored the message from when the Expansion teams Descended in Season β12,

EMERGENCY ALERT
EXECUTIVE ACTION
THE COIN FLIPS
OVER OVER
UNDER UNDER

This was accompanied with the flipping of the Depth Chart, now placing the Desert at the bottom and the Gate at the top. Teams that were above the line were now marked with a red dot indicating that they would be suseptible to Consumer attacks.

Only 5 Teams decided to not go with the Roamless Crate, The Garages, Shoe Thieves, Pies, Fridays, and the Fireproof Tigers.

Additionally, the Reader placed every team in the ILB as Under Review.

The Monitor would also remark on how current market trends were affected by the events of the Semi-Centennial,

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The Canada Moist Talkers, having won a third championship, would Evolve and gain the team modification  Flood Bath. All active players Evolved, with London Simmons, Amos Melon, and Spears Nolan Evolving to Base 2 .

Other Notable Election Results

The elections would see the return of blessings from previous seasons, alongside blessings representing Season 23 and Season β24.

The Season 6: Lottery Pick blessing stole the 14th most-idolized player, Niq Nyong'o for the Philly Pies. This caused Nyong'o to exit the Hall of Flame, gaining the  Returned and  Debt modifications. The Pies would also received the Season 11:XIII blessing, changing their Tarot Card from the Hermit to XIII, sharing with the Kansas City Breath Mints.

The Season 23: Vault Swap blessing would swap Glabe Moon of the Boston Flowers with Sutton Bishop, in the Vault. This caused Moon to be Artificially Forged, gaining the  Legendary modification.

After the elections, Pudge Nakamoto Roamed out of the Hall of Flame and to the Pies' lineup. Parker MacMillan, now no longer holding The Force Field, Super Roamed out of the Vault and to the Hawai'i Fridays' lineup. By leaving the Vault, MacMillan left every player on the active roster of the Vault Legends  Unstable.

Ongoing Decrees

  • Eat The Rich (Season β3): Funds from the top 1% of coin-havers will be redistributed to the remainder of Fans at the end of the postseason.
  • Enhanced Party Time (Season β6): When a team is in Party Time -- mathematically eliminated from the postseason -- they'll have a chance of receiving random permanent stat boosts during their games.
  • Wild Cards (Season β8): Every Season, a random team from each Subleague will leave Party Time to become the 5th Playoff team. A first-to-two-wins Wild Card series will happen on Fridays.
  • Based Evolution (Season β12): Every Third Championship a Team wins will cause the Team and its Players to Evolve. Players that round the phylogenic Bases will get to go Home.
  • Free Wills (Season β13): Teams that finish in the Bottom 4 of the League will receive an extra Will in that Season's Election.
  • All You Can Eat (Season β14): Fans will be able to freely buy and sell Snack Slots at any time. The less Snack slots the Fan owns, the higher the payout for the Snacks in them.
  • Community Chest (Season β16): Anytime 3000 Runs are accumulated league-wide, every Team will receive an Item Crate for a random active Player on their Team.
  • Fairgrounds (Season β17): All games have a chance of being Prize Matches, in which the winning Team will open an Item Crate.
  • Hype Train (Season β18): Shaming your opponent will build Hype in your Ballpark.
  • Ratification (Season β18): Renovations built by at least 18 Teams will be Ratified into Non-Physical Law for the entire League.
    • Hotel Motel (Season β18): Holiday Innings will occasionally happen during the Earlseason, where Teams Party instead of Score.
    • Turntables (Season β18): Any Win earned from a non-loss during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin.
    • Tunnels (Season β20): Tunnels allow the Home Team to steal from the Away Team.
    • Balloons (Season β21): A small, permanent amount of negative eDensity is added for each Run or Win earned in this Ballpark.
    • Bird Hotel (Season β21): When the Home Team parties, a number of Birds will come join the Party.
    • Voicemail (Season β21): When the Home Team is shut out in this Ballpark, they'll swap the worst Batter in their Lineup with the best Batter in their Shadows.
    • Phantom Thieves' Guild (Season 22): If the Home Team loses by 9 Runs in this Ballpark, they will steal from their opponent's Shadows.
  • The Underbracket (Season β19): Every Postseason, the bottom finishing Teams will compete in the Underbracket while the top finishing Teams compete in the standard Overbracket.
  • Sun(Sun) (Season β19): All Wins and Unwins earned will be Squared.
  • Sun 30 (Season β20): When a game enters Extra Innings, both Teams will immedately earn 1 Win.
  • Sun .1 (Season β21): Weather. Each Run scored is worth .1 more per Inning.
  • Equal Sun (Season β22): A home run during a game's final out ties the game.
  • Maximum Sun (Season β22): Scoring plays in Maximum Blaseball are worth 3x the Runs.
  • Sum Sun (Season β22): Weather. Each successive scoring play by a Team within a half inning is worth an additional Run.

Standings

Wild League Wins Record Mild League Wins Record
Wild High Mild High
Tokyo Lift 🏋️‍* 73 68-31 Seattle Garages 🎸* 67 57-42
Chicago Firefighters 🔥 68 56-43 New York Millennials 📱* 67 58-41
Breckenridge Jazz Hands 👐†† 64 54-45 Philly Pies 🥧†† 66 56-43
Mexico City Wild Wings 🍗 52 42-57 Dallas Steaks 🥩 57 47-52
Atlantis Georgias 🔱* 44 36-63 San Francisco Lovers 💋 52 39-60
Hades Tigers 🐅* 40 30-69 Core Mechanics 🛠️* 40 34-65
Wild Low Mild Low
Hellmouth Sunbeams 🌞* 79 63-36 Canada Moist Talkers 🗣️* 77 61-38
Ohio Worms 🐌* 76 66-33 Charleston Shoe Thieves 👟* 67 57-42
Miami Dale 🚤* 72 59-40 Baltimore Crabs 🦀 60 49-50
Houston Spies 🕵️ 68 57-42 Hawai'i Fridays 🏝️* 52 38-61
LA Unlimited Tacos 🌮* 55 47-52 Yellowstone Magic * 48 42-57
Boston Flowers 🌹* 49 34-65 Kansas City Breath Mints 🍬* 44 38-61

* Denotes teams that made it to the playoffs.
Denotes Overbracket Wild Card recipients.
†† Denotes Underbracket Wild Card recipients. Note: Because the Lovers received the Overbracket Wild Card, they were removed from the Underbracket. The Fridays took their place.

Divine Favor

Ties: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24
Team: 🍗 🌞 🎸 🔥 🕵️ 👐 🐅 🗣️ 🏝️ 🐌 🌮 👟 🦀 🌹 🥧 💋 📱 🛠️ 🔱 🚤 🏋️‍ 🥩 🍬


Postseason

Ten teams from each league advance to the postseason: five in the Overbracket and five in the Underbracket. The Overbracket consists of the four best performing teams in a League seeded by Wins, as well as a Wild Card team selected at random. The Underbracket consists of the four worst performing teams in a League seeded by Wins, with a Wild Card selected at random from non-Overbracket teams.

Teams alternate home games with the higher seed hosting first. The Wild Card games are a first-to-two series while every other round is a first-to-three series. Overbracket teams advance via Wins while Underbracket teams advance via losses.

Overbracket ⬆️

  Wild Card Games Division Series Championship Series Internet Series
                                     
    1 Canada Moist Talkers 3  
4 New York Millennials 2     4 New York Millennials 1    
  1 Canada Moist Talkers 4  
5 San Francisco Lovers 1     Mild League
  2 Seattle Garages 3    
2 Seattle Garages 3
   
  3 Charleston Shoe Thieves 0  
    ML Canada Moist Talkers 3
  WL Ohio Worms 2
    1 Hellmouth Sunbeams 3    
4 Miami Dale 3     4 Miami Dale 2    
  1 Hellmouth Sunbeams 2
5 Mexico City Wild Wings 2     Wild League
  2 Ohio Worms 3  
2 Ohio Worms 3
   
  3 Tokyo Lift 2  


Underbracket ⬇️

  Wild Card Games Division Series Championship Series Internet Series
                                     
    1 Core Mechanics 3  
4 Hawai'i Fridays 1     5 Philly Pies 1    
  1 Core Mechanics 1  
5 Philly Pies 3     Mild League
  3 Yellowstone Magic 3    
2 Kansas City Breath Mints 1
   
  3 Yellowstone Magic 3  
    ML Yellowstone Magic 3
  WL Atlantis Georgias 2
    1 Hades Tigers 3    
4 LA Unlimited Tacos 2     4 LA Unlimited Tacos 0    
  1 Hades Tigers 1
5 Breckenridge Jazz Hands 0     Wild League
  2 Atlantis Georgias 3  
2 Atlantis Georgias 3
   
  3 Boston Flowers 2  


Election Ballot

Decrees

No Decrees were made available in Season 23.

Wills

No wills were made available in Season 23.

Party Favors

Party Favors debuted in Season 23. Each Team will receive their top selected Party Favor.

Icon Name Effect
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Team Roamless Crate Players cannot Roam to your Team.
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Team Squiddish Crate Your Team will become Squiddish.
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Team Avoidance Crate Your Team will not swing with 9+ Runs.
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Team Containment Crate Your Team will gain Containment.

Blessings

Each blessing will be awarded to a randomly selected player or team based. Votes from a team's fans increase the likelihood of that team receiving a blessing.

Name Effect
Season 1: Booster Pack Your Team goes to a Team-building workshop. Boost your entire Team by 6%.
Season 2: Literal Arm Cannon A random Player in your Team's Rotation with an available Item slot will gain a Literal Arm Cannon.
Season 3: Exploratory Surgeries Re-rolls the 3 worst Pitchers in your Team's Rotation.
Season 4: Precognition Vision of things to come. 3 Random Players in your Team's Lineup will be boosted by 20%.
Season 5: Fireproof Jacket A random Player in your Team's Active Roster with an available Item slot will gain a Fireproof Jacket.
Season 6: Lottery Pick Steal the 14th Most Idolized Player in the League.
Season 7: The Iffey Jr. A random Player in your Team's Lineup with an available Item slot will gain a Protector Bat of Minimization.
Season 8: Blind Date Steal the 21st Most Idolized Player in the League.
Season 9: Credit to the Team Zero to hero. The worst player on your Team's Active Roster will earn 5x payouts for Idols Snacks.
Season 10: Divisional Walk in the Park Take a stroll. Your Division Walks on Ball 3 next Season.
Season 11: XIII
Season 12: Uncle Indemnity Recruit the Hardboiled Uncle Plasma to your Team.
Season 13: Hitting Flotation Bubble Your entire Division's hitting is boosted by 4%.
Season 14: Targeted Evolution A random Player in your Team's Lineup and a random Player in your Team's Rotation will Advance.
Season 15: Afterparty Whenever your Team is losing during the First Week of Next Season, they will have a chance of gaining Party Time Boosts.
Season 16: Skate Board A random Player in your Team's Lineup gets a Skate Board.
Season 17: Set the Table Move the Best Overall Hitter in your Team's Lineup or Rotation to the #3 spot in your Team's Lineup.
Season 18: Cape of Containment A random Player on your Team's Active Roster will receive a Cape of Containment.
Season 19: Underhanded Make contact, I dare you. Make a random Player in your Team's Rotation Underhanded. Home Runs will be Unruns against them.
Season 20: Heavy-Handed Your Team becomes Heavy-Handed, making all Items held by Players on the Team positively eDense.
Season 21: Big Head Mode Magnify and Ego Boost an Ego-less Player on your Team's Active Roster.
Season 22: Gachapon Recruit one random Player from each other Team's Shadows to your Team's Shadows.
Season 23: Vault Swap Swap a random Player on your Team's Active Roster with a random Vault Legend.
Season 24: Enhance Magnify your Team.

Election Results

Party Favors

List of Party Favours Results:

  • Team Roamless Crate passed with 525,919 Votes, 85% of all Decree Votes
  • Team Roamless Crate passed with 574,521 Votes, 71% of all Decree Votes
  • Team Roamless Crate passed with 396,159 Votes, 86% of all Decree Votes
  • Team Roamless Crate passed with 137,441 Votes, 51% of all Decree Votes
  • Team Roamless Crate passed with 96,551 Votes, 55% of all Decree Votes
  • Team Roamless Crate passed with 322,417 Votes, 43% of all Decree Votes
  • Team Roamless Crate passed with 606,492 Votes, 89% of all Decree Votes
  • Team Containment Crate passed with 492,989 Votes, 67% of all Decree Votes
  • Team Containment Crate passed with 651,721 Votes, 82% of all Decree Votes
  • Team Roamless Crate passed with 573,552 Votes, 95% of all Decree Votes
  • Team Avoidance Crate passed with 344,095 Votes, 49% of all Decree Votes
    • The Pies gained Avoidance.
      • +  Avoidance
  • Team Roamless Crate passed with 228,032 Votes, 81% of all Decree Votes
  • Team Roamless Crate passed with 718,394 Votes, 51% of all Decree Votes
  • Team Roamless Crate passed with 244,934 Votes, 94% of all Decree Votes
  • Team Roamless Crate passed with 997,074 Votes, 84% of all Decree Votes
  • Team Roamless Crate passed with 153,748 Votes, 66% of all Decree Votes
  • Team Squiddish Crate passed with 165,411 Votes, 40% of all Decree Votes
  • Team Roamless Crate passed with 219,147 Votes, 61% of all Decree Votes
  • Team Roamless Crate passed with 356,234 Votes, 81% of all Decree Votes
  • Team Roamless Crate passed with 297,098 Votes, 47% of all Decree Votes
  • Team Roamless Crate passed with 338,500 Votes, 63% of all Decree Votes
  • Team Roamless Crate passed with 372,750 Votes, 95% of all Decree Votes
  • Team Containment Crate passed with 649,634 Votes, 86% of all Decree Votes
  • Team Roamless Crate passed with 469,591 Votes, 77% of all Decree Votes

Tidings

  • Credit Denied
    • Final Notice.
    • Service Suspended.
    • Fire Sale.
  • Executive Action
    • EMERGENCY ALERT
    • THE COIN FLIPS
    • OVER OVER
    • UNDER UNDER
  • scoring play
    • LIFT UNDER REVIEW
      • +  Under Review
    • JAZZ HANDS UNDER REVIEW
      • +  Under Review
    • FIREFIGHTERS UNDER REVIEW
      • +  Under Review
    • TIGERS UNDER REVIEW
      • +  Under Review
    • WILD WINGS UNDER REVIEW
      • +  Under Review
    • GEORGIAS UNDER REVIEW
      • +  Under Review
    • TACOS UNDER REVIEW
      • +  Under Review
    • DALE UNDER REVIEW
      • +  Under Review
    • FLOWERS UNDER REVIEW
      • +  Under Review
    • SUNBEAMS UNDER REVIEW
      • +  Under Review
    • SPIES UNDER REVIEW
      • +  Under Review
    • WORMS UNDER REVIEW
      • +  Under Review
    • MILLENNIALS UNDER REVIEW
      • +  Under Review
    • STEAKS UNDER REVIEW
      • +  Under Review
    • LOVERS UNDER REVIEW
      • +  Under Review
    • PIES UNDER REVIEW
      • +  Under Review
    • GARAGES UNDER REVIEW
      • +  Under Review
    • MECHANICS UNDER REVIEW
      • +  Under Review
    • FRIDAYS UNDER REVIEW
      • +  Under Review
    • MOIST TALKERS UNDER REVIEW
      • +  Under Review
    • SHOE THIEVES UNDER REVIEW
      • +  Under Review
    • MAGIC UNDER REVIEW
      • +  Under Review
    • BREATH MINTS UNDER REVIEW
      • +  Under Review
    • CRABS UNDER REVIEW
      • +  Under Review
  • Market Trends 📉

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Blessings

List of Blessings Results:

Post Election

Rejoice!
What a spectacular Celebration!
Here's to 50 Years of Fair Play
And another 50 ahead of Us.
We know what you're thinking
Together, we face another crisis.
We will stay the course
Double Down on our Investments

Credit Denied
Service Suspended
Balance Outstanding
Assets Underwater
Bridges Burned
Final Notice
Fire Sale

We will Win.
We always Win.

EMERGENCY ALERT
EXECUTIVE ACTION
THE COIN FLIPS
OVER OVER
UNDER UNDER

Game Events

Incinerations

When any player is in a match during a Solar Eclipse, there is a chance they will be incinerated and killed by a Rogue Umpire. Known cases of this in Season 23 are listed below.

Day Player Replaced by Team
63 Jon Halifax Khulan Sagaba Kansas City Breath Mints
63 Helga Washington Ryuji Ngozi Kansas City Breath Mints
65 Pudge Nakamoto Scoobert Toast Ohio Worms
90 Gunther O'Brian Orion Ultrabass Charleston Shoe Thieves
97 Helga Moreno Yulia Skitter San Francisco Lovers

Reverb Shuffles

When any team is in a game during Reverb weather, there is a chance that some portion of their roster will get shuffled. Reverb can change the order of the lineup, rotation, or the whole team. If the entire lineup is shuffled, there is a chance that batters will become pitchers and vice versa. Known cases of this in Season 23 are listed below.

Day Team Type
37 Ohio Worms Rotation
44 Miami Dale Lineup