Baltimore Crabs/Season 14

🦀 Baltimore Crabs
Season 14
Dates	March 15, 2021 - March 21, 2021
← Previous	Season 13
Next →	Season 15
Results
Postseason	Wild Card Win 2-0 against 💋 Lose 0-3 against 🗣️
Overall Record	38-61
Wins	37
Partytime	Day 84
Divine Favor	5
Division	5th in Mild Low
League	11th in Mild League
ILB Placement	22nd overall
Modifiers	CarcinizationWhen this Team activates the Black Hole, they will steal their opponent's best hitter for the remainder of the game.  UnholeyWhen this Team activates the Black Hole, a random Player on their opponent's Team will be impaired by 1%.
Renovations	Peanut MisterA Peanut Mister will occasionally cure a Player of their peanut allergy. Peanut Misters can also remove the Superallergic modification from players.  PsychoAcousticsIn Feedback or Reverb, PsychoAcoustics will occasionally Echo one of the Away Team's mods to the Home Team, for game-long use.
League Info
Active Rules	Eat The RichAt the end of each Season, the Fans with the top 1% of Coins will have their funds redistributed throughout the 99%.  Party TimeA Team will enter Party Time if receiving 1 Win per remaining game would not land them in the Postseason. In Party Time, they'll receive random Stat Boosts from Partying. See also: Glossary  Wild CardsAt the end of the regular season, 1 Wild Card will be drawn at random from the remaining Teams in each Sub-League to receive a Postseason Birth.  Based EvolutionEvery Third Championship a Team wins will cause the Team and its Players to Evolve. Players that round the phylogenic Bases will get to go Home.  Free WillsThe bottom four finishing Teams in the League will receive an extra Will in that Season's Election.
Roster Changes
Date Change Cause β14 99 + Samothes Dembélé 🦀 Postseason Birth β14 EL00 - Luis Acevedo + Enid Marlow 🐌 Will (🐌) Exchange β14 EL01 - Logan Horseman + Baldwin Breadwinner 🚤 Will (🚤) Exchange β14 EL02 - Baldwin Breadwinner + Alyssa Harrell 🏝️ Will (🏝️) Exchange β14 EL03 - Enid Marlow + York Silk 🦀 Will (🦀) Plunder β14 EL04 - Parker Parra + Nagomi Mcdaniel 🌹 Will (🦀) Exchange
Latesiesta
Renovations	+  PsychoAcoustics The Crabitat is now 15% less inconvenient
Postseason
Other Events	+  Free WillThis Team will receive an Extra Will in the upcoming Election.
Wills
Exchange   🐌 - Enid Marlow + Luis Acevedo   🦀 - Luis Acevedo + Enid Marlow Exchange   🚤 - Baldwin Breadwinner + Logan Horseman   🦀 - Logan Horseman + Baldwin Breadwinner Exchange   🏝️ - Alyssa Harrell + Baldwin Breadwinner   🦀 - Baldwin Breadwinner + Alyssa Harrell Infuse   Tot Fox   13.5 → 18.3 Plunder   + York Silk   +  DebtThis Player must fulfill a Debt. This player can cause other players to start being Observed.   🦀 Enid Marlow -> Shadows   16.2 → 16.8 Exchange   🦀 - Parker Parra + Nagomi McDaniel   🌹 - Nagomi McDaniel + Parker Parra
Blessings
None
Post-election
Other Events	-  Free Will

In Season β14 the Baltimore Crabs finished eleventh in the Wild League, and twenty-second in the ILB, but did get drawn as the Wild Card, where they beat the Lovers before being knocked out in the second round by the Moist Talkers.

The Crabs finished 5th in their division matching their season 1 record. However, the Crabs won the mild card, sending them to the Internet Series where they won against the Boston Flowers, then ended their season with getting swept by the Canada Moist Talkers. In the election the Crabs were able to Infuse Tot Fox, and Exchange Crabs veteran Parker Parra for an old favourite Nagomi Mcdaniel. Finally to the surprise of many (including themselves) They also Plundered recently deceased York Silk from the Hall of Flame, sending Enid Marlow to the shadows.

Starting Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Tot Fox Luis Acevedo Silvaire Roadhouse Logan Horseman Parker Parra Pedro Davids Forrest Best Kennedy Loser Squid Galvanic	Brock Forbes Jacoby Podcast Adalberto Tosser Finn James
Shadows
Axel Campbell Pierre Haley Rosa Holloway Miguel Peterson Robbins Schmitt Alexandria Hess Joyner Rugrat Javier Howe Elijah Glover Thomas Marsh Matheo Tanaka Bevan Underbuck Hercules Lincecum

Season Events

Stadium Renovations

The Crabs build 2 stadium renovations.

• Big Buckets - 4,291,973 Coins Spent
  • The Crabitat builds Big Buckets!
• Fortification - - 4,153,533 Coins Spent
  • The Crabitat became 7% less Fortified!

Repairs

Some time after the Latesiesta, The Game Band issued a statement about the results of the Latesiesta, revealing that a bug had been exploited to grant some players impossible wealth, which was then used to manipulate the voting results for the Crabs, Steaks, and Millennials. They have restored the Ballparks to their proper statuses, in the following fashion:

• The Crab’s Crabitat regained 7% Fortifications, and lost the Big Buckets renovation. The Crabitat received a 7% boost to Viscosity, and the PsychoAcoustics renovation.

The text log of the renovations above will remain as it was on the hour of the event for posterity.

Roster Changes

In Season 14 The Crabs were subject to eight parties, and had three allergies cured.

• On Day 27 Squid Galvanic was cured of their peanut allergy
• On Day 80 Finn James was cured of their peanut allergy
• On Day 85 Kennedy Loser partied
• On Day 86 Forrest Best partied
• On Day 86 Tot Fox partied
• On Day 87 Brock Forbes partied
• On Day 90 Pedro Davids partied
• On Day 92 Adalberto Tosser partied
• On Day 92 Forrest Best was cured of their peanut allergy
• On Day 98 Finn James partied
• On Day 99 Luis Acevedo partied

Notable Games

• On Day 5 Parker Parra's 2 inning elsewhere (Watch here on Before)
• On Day 85 The Crab's first ever Party (Watch here on Before)

Election Outcomes

Wills

• 
  Exchange
  • The Worms targeted -uis Aceved- for an exchange, opting to send back Enid Marlow.
  • The Crabs and Worms made a trade.
    • 🦀 - -uis Aceved- + Enid Marlow
    • 🐌 - Enid Marlow + -uis Aceved-
  • Exchange - 9% of all Worms Will Votes
    This Filing - 27% of Worms Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 2% chance of happening.
• 
  Exchange
  • The Dale targeted Logan Horseman for an exchange, opting to send back Baldwin Breadwinner.
  • The Crabs and Dale made a trade.
    • 🦀 - Logan Horseman + Baldwin Breadwinner
    • 🚤 - Baldwin Breadwinner + Logan Horseman
  • Exchange - 73% of all Dale Will Votes
    This Filing - 60% of Dale Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 44% chance of happening.
• 
  Exchange
  • The Fridays targeted Baldwin Breadwinner for an exchange, opting to send back Alyssa Harrell.
  • The Crabs and Fridays made a trade.
    • 🦀 - Baldwin Breadwinner + Alyssa Harrell
    • 🏝️ - Alyssa Harrell + Baldwin Breadwinner
  • Exchange - 20% of all Fridays Will Votes
    This Filing - 68% of Fridays Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 14% chance of happening.
• 
  Infuse
  • The Crabs vote to infuse Tot Fox.
  • Tot Fox is Infused.
    • Combined 13.5 → 18.3
  • Infuse - 31% of all Crabs Will Votes
    This Filing - 89% of Crabs Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 28% chance of happening.
• 
  Plunder
  • The Crabs voted to target York Silk for the plunder.
  • FIRE AND SMOKE
    AN EGG
    HATCHING
    YORK SILK RETURNS
    ENID MARLOW RETREATS TO SHADOWS
  • York Silk exited the Hall of Flame
  • The Crabs added a player and sent another to the shadows.
  • Enid Marlow entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 16.2 → 16.8
  • York Silk gained the Returned mod.
    • +  ReturnedAt the end of each season, this Player has a chance of being called back to the Void.
      See also: Glossary
  • York Silk gained the Debt mod.
    • +  Debt
  • Plunder - 4% of all Crabs Will Votes
    This Filing - 22% of Crabs Plunder Votes
    Final Odds - 1% chance of happening.
• 
  Exchange
  • The Crabs targeted Nagomi Mcdaniel for an exchange, opting to send back Parker Parra.
  • The Flowers and Crabs made a trade.
    • 🌹 - Nagomi Mcdaniel + Parker Parra
    • 🦀 - Parker Parra + Nagomi Mcdaniel
  • Exchange - 33% of all Crabs Will Votes
    This Filing - 81% of Crabs Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 27% chance of happening.

Season Overview

Season 14: Same as it Ever Was

The following summary mixes canon events with community lore.

Parker Parra on their brief trip elsewhere by @winterhazelly

The Crabs finished 5th in their division matching their season 1 record. This marked the first time they ever reached party time, and reaped the effects of the Enhanced Party Time Decree. Many congratulated their Miami Dale trade Logan Horseman for helping the Crabs learn to cut loose after so many seasons of cutthroat competition. Over the course of the regular season Crabs players made several trips elsewhere from being swept off base. Notably there was:

• Parker Parra who was gone for only 2 innings, never missing an at-bat.
• Luis Acevedo who was gone for 49 days, tying for the single season record.
• Tot Fox who was swept away on Day 87, and did not manage to return before the end of the season.

Amongst all this, The Crabs were also able to see some familiar faces in a series of three games against the Shoe Thieves where haunted batter Esme Ramsey was inhabited by all three incinerated Crabs; Nora Perez, Combs Duende, and Tillman Henderson.

Despite finishing in the bottom 4 of the league the Crabs won the mild card, sending them to the Internet Series where they won against the San Francisco Lovers, then ended their season by getting swept by the Canada Moist Talkers. During the series Pedro Davids was swept elsewhere, and did not return before the end of the season.

Election

While receiving no blessings in the election, the Crabs were able to:

• Infuse the fan favourite and lovable Tot Fox (Currently Elsewhere)
• Exchange Crabs veteran Parker Parra for Nagomi Mcdaniel
• Lose Logan Horseman and Luis Acevedo, gaining Enid Marlow and Alyssa Harrell from a series of chaotic exchanges involving the Worms, Fridays, and Dale.

Finally with their third will they also Plundered recently deceased York Silk from the Hall of Flame, sending Enid Marlow to the shadows, much to the surprise of everyone - most of all the Baltimore Crabs.