Baltimore Crabs (Gamma 3)

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This page is about an alternate universe Short Circuits Team. For the mainline Team, see the Baltimore Crabs.

Gamma 3
Baltimore Crabs/Gamma 3
Dates	December 6 – December 19, 2021
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Baltimore Crabs/Gamma 3
Logo by @4damAvenue
League	Internet League Blaseball (Gamma 3)
Subleague	Frozen Conference
Division	Frozen Sea
Modifications	Under ReviewThis Team is Under Review...
Team Slogan	"Claws Up!"
Team Colors	#593037, #F7630C, #F03A17, #F7B189
Emoji	🦀
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Team Page

The Baltimore Crabs are a Blaseball team in the Frozen Sea division of the Frozen Conference. They have been a part of Internet League Blaseball since Gamma 3, Season 1.

Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Zora Duffy Rylan Dogwood Willum McKinley Athena Valera Quill Harrow Ooze Gunn Modern Liver Darth Gamble	Eliot Schofield Carson Schweinsteiger Nolan Potts Olive Flowchart Callum Toliver
Shadows
Oscar Penn Inga Yolk Jasmine Allesio Zim Assiri Venus Snowball Emily Keighley Juana Salt

Former Players

Incinerations

• Ella Goodman (Season 1, Day 121; replaced by Willum McKinley)

Feedbacks

• Navani Biscuits (Season 1, Day 67; replaced by Zora Duffy)

Discharged

• Monique Flowchart (Became a  Static.....
  When two players attempt to Echo each other, they both disappear into Static. Charge; Season 1 Election)

Season Results

Gamma 2 Season 1

46-53 record

Election

In the Election the Crabs won:

• The Snow Blower Distortion which gave Carson Schweinsteiger a Snow Blower
• The Muscle Warmers Amplification which boosted the batting of the Crabs' lineup.

Election 2

Is the Election the Crabs won:

• The Charge Will which discharged Monique Flowchart, removing them from the roster. Flowchart became  Static as a result.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

The Frozen God of Baltimore

Baltimore was once home to the Olde One, a giant crab-god of Chesapeake Bay, but many years ago she and the rest of the city froze over in ice. It is unknown what caused the freeze - though many have theories, or have even taken credit. The year was 1983 when the god of change stopped changing, and the city around her fell into a loop of it's own. Residents found that when they awoke the next morning, everything was back to how it was the day before. Attempts to leave where abruptly stopped when the sun rose on the next morning, and they arrived back in bed.

There were many ideas around why this loop persisted and it's relationship to the frozen god. Some believe that the city freezing in time is what froze the god, while others believe the god being frozen is what trapped the city. One thing is certain however, and that Baltimore is trapped in an eternal winter and the people that call it home have gotten very strange in time's absence.

The Baltimore Crabs

The Baltimore Crabs consist of a wide array of players with their own varied and complicated relationships with the city itself. With one of the only ways to exit the city being through the intervention of another god, many would jump at the chance to leave and use the team to do it. The team is known to be terrible guests at away games, since it has been a very long time since they have worried about things not resetting the next day.

The late season death of Crabs batter Ella Goodman shook the team and spurred on her co-host, Eliot Schofield, to take the plunge and try to pull the city back into time the only way anyone though was possible - by killing the Olde One.

At the end of the season it was Monique Flowchart, the last self proclaimed executor of the Olde One, who was sent into the Microphone to be Charged.

When games ended the team took advantage of Flowchart's absence to strike a blow to the Olde One in hopes of freeing the city. It is unknown what occurred afterwards, or if the team succeeded.

Fan Works

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  The Gamma 3 Crabs, by @saltbuzzard