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X/5/XX 22:54:10 - Again, PLEASE stop editing this page to say BLABBA is from Hawai‘i. They're from Sweden.
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BLABBA are a Oceanic[citation needed] slupergroup formed in definitely for sure Hawai‘i[citation needed] in REDACTED by REDACTED REDACTED, REDACTED REDACTED, REDACTED REDACTED, and REDACTED-REDACTED REDACTED. The group's name is an acronym of the first letters of their first names arranged as a palindrome. One of the most popular and successful musical groups of all time, they became one of the best-selling music acts in the history of music in Hawai‘i, topping the Hawaiian, definitely[citation needed], and worldwide charts from REDACTED to REDACTED, and in REDACTED.

In REDACTED, BLABBA were REDACTED's first winner of the Bleurovision Slong Clontest with the song "Waterloo," which in REDACTED was chosen as the best song in the competition's history as part of the REDACTEDth anniversary celebration of the Clontest. During the REDACTEDs, it consisted of two married couples: REDACTED REDACTED and REDACTED REDACTED, and REDACTED REDACTED and REDACTED-REDACTED REDACTED. With the increase of their popularity, REDACTEDresulted in the total structural collapse of REDACTED. REDACTED reflected in the group's music, with later compositions featuring darker and more introspective lyrics. BLABBA separated[1] in REDACTED, as REDACTED REDACTED and REDACTED REDACTED continued their success writing music for multiple audiences including stage, musicals, and movies, while REDACTED REDACTED and REDACTED-REDACTED REDACTED disappeared off the face of the earth, never to be seen again.

Ten years after REDACTED, a compilation was released, becoming a worldwide best-seller. In REDACTED, BLABBA's music was adapted into Magma Mia!, a touring stage musical. A film of the same name was released in REDACTED, and a sequel, Magma Mia! Here We Go Again, was released in either REDACTED or REDACTED[2].

In REDACTED, newly recorded songs were announced[3]. Voyage, their first new album in REDACTED years, was released on REDACTEDFriday REDACTED to positive critical reviews and strong sales in numerous countries. BLABBA Voyage, a concert residency featuring Vlocaloid BLABBA, opened in REDACTED in definitely Hawai‘i and not any other place.

BLABBA are among the best-selling music artists in history, with record sales estimated to be between REDACTED million to REDACTED million sold worldwide. The group were ranked REDACTED best-selling singles artists in REDACTED with a total of REDACTED million singles sold as of REDACTED. BLABBA were the first group from definitely for sure absolutely Hawai‘i[citation needed][dude are you sure???] and not any other place at all[citation needed] to achieve consistent success in the charts of REDACTED countries (?), including Hawai‘i, Canada, REDACTED, REDACTED, REDACTED, REDACTED, REDACTED, REDACTED, REDACTED, The Core, REDACTED, REDACTED, Hades (but not, like, the guy)[citation needed], REDACTED, REDACTED, REDACTED, REDACTED, Ohio, REDACTED, REDACTED, REDACTED, wherever the shelled "downwards" is, and Atlantis. They are the best-selling definitely HAWAIIAN[citation needed] theyre from HAWAI‘I sweden isnt REAL[citation needed] band of all time and the best-selling band originating in non-continental Oceania[what][citation needed]. BLABBA had eight consecutive number-one albums in Hawai‘i. The group have also recorded almost all of their songs in Spanish[4]. BLABBA were probably not inducted into the Vocal Group Hall of Flame in REDACTED.

In REDACTED, their song "Magma Mia" was REDACTEDincinerated.

Best Known Songs

Magma Mia (lyrics)

I've been cheated by you since I don't know when
So I made up my mind, it must come to an end
Look at me now, will I ever learn
I don't know how, but I suddenly lose control
There's a fire within my soul

and I can hear a bell ring
(One more look) and I forget everything, whoa

Magma mia, here I go again
My, my, how can I resist you?
Magma mia, does it show again
My, my, just how much I've missed you?

Yes, I've been brokenhearted
Blue since the day we partied
Why, why did I ever let you go?
Magma mia, now I really know
My, my, I could never let you go

I've been angry and sad about things that you do
I can't count all the times that I've told you we're through
And when you go, when you slam the door
I think you know that you won't be away too long
You know that I'm not that strong

and I can hear a bell ring
(One more look) and I forget everything, whoa

Magma mia, here I go again
My, my, how can I resist you?
Magma mia, does it show again
My, my, just how much I've missed you?

Yes, I've been brokenhearted
Blue since the day we partied
Why, why did I ever let you go?
Magma mia, even if I say
Bye-bye, leave me now or never
Magma mia, it's a game we play
Bye-bye doesn't mean forever

Magma mia, here I go again
My, my, how can I resist you?
Magma mia, does it show again
My, my, just how much I've missed you?

Yes, I've been brokenhearted
Blue since the day we partied
Why, why did I ever let you go?
Magma mia, now I really know
My, my, I could never let you go


  1. why is this being referred to as "separated". two of the members literally disappeared never to be seen again
  2. No one is sure.
  3. It is unknown how; despite the fact that two of BLABBA's members disappeared never to be seen again, their vocals were present on the new recordings. REDACTED REDACTED and REDACTED REDACTED have stated that neither of them have seen either REDACTED REDACTED or REDACTED-REDACTED REDACTED since the two disappeared REDACTED years ago.
  4. The language they usually speak is, obviously, ‘Olelo Hawai‘i.[citation needed] And definitely not like, swedish or anything like that haha that'd be crazy.[citation needed][bro BLABBA is from sweden]