Annie Roland

Annie Roland
Annie and Roland, by littleMURE
Basic Information
Former Team(s)	Yellowstone Magic
Status	Incinerated
Batting	(4.2)
Pitching	(2.0)
Defense	(3.0)
Running	(0.7)
Items	None
Dates Active	Sep 2, 2020–Oct 14, 2020
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Molting
Coffee Style	Espresso
Blood Type	O No
Fate	20

Annie Roland was a lineup player for the Yellowstone Magic, and was with the team from Season 5, Day 40 until being incinerated on Season 10, Day 39.

Official League Records

Roland joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Yellowstone Magic after the incineration of Richardson Turquoise on Season 5, Day 40.

During the Season 5 elections, Roland received a combined 9.06 → 8.27 stat decrease as a result of the Charleston Shoe Thieves' Bad Neighbors blessing.

On Season 6, Day 1, Roland siphoned some of Baltimore Crabs pitcher Brock Forbes's batting in a game with Blooddrain weather, increasing their own from 2.9 → 3.6 . Roland was the first to benefit from Blooddrain's weather effects.

On Season 7, Day 15, Roland siphoned some of Hades Tigers pitcher Nagomi Meng's batting in a game with Blooddrain weather, increasing their own from 3.7 → 4.3 .

On Season 7, Day 50, Jaylen Hotdogfingers hit Roland with a pitch, causing her to become Unstable. On Day 60, Hotdogfingers hit Roland with another pitch, making her the first player to become Unstable twice.

On Season 10, Day 39, Roland was incinerated and replaced by Bonk Jokes.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Annie Roland Files

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Annie Roland is a fairy and direct decedent of the French knight Roland. Her clan immigrated to the US National Park's system amid the chaos of the early twentieth century, and eventually settled down in Yellowstone for the Park's natural magical energy. Annie, first of her line, was born there, and has since vowed to protect her family's new home with a great deal of the same zest for life which possessed her ancestor. Early in her life, this manifested as a general harassment campaign of litterbugs and other irresponsible campers through a small army of trained (and increasingly armed) woodland creatures, but has since been refocused towards Blaseball at the worried pleas of Clan Roland's elders and Park Rangers alike. Since Roland's blaseball resurgence, patrons spotted littering at Yellowstone Magic games will sometimes be ejected from the Park in a kerfuffle of adorably militarized woodland creatures. Park Rangers have stated publicly that there are ongoing investigations into these incidents; however, no suspects have been identified.

Roland forced her way onto the team following the incineration of former Magic batter Richardson Turquoise, disgusted by the sheer violence which the Rogue Umpires had brought into the ParkPark for a third time. She is determined to prevent a fourth incident, and plays in full plate armor. While the exact effectiveness of this has yet to be seen, the extra weight of her equipment does impact her ability to round the blases.

As heir to the line of Roland, she is in possession of the Horn of Roland, which she carries with her at all times. When asked about the habit, she often replies with, "It never hurts to be prepared for the worst." With the the exact consequences of the Horn's use already shrouded in mystery, and the already volatile nature of the splort, Coach Merlinmeyer has attempted to convince Roland to leave the horn on the bench during games in order to prevent any magical disasters. He has not succeeded in the slightest.

Fan Works

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  Annie Roland at Yellowstone National Park on the morning of Season 5, Day 40.

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  Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky

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  Roland by Cyster

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  Picrew of Annie by @awhekate

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  Roland by @awhekate

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  Roland by Li0ness

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  Fey Knight Annie Roland by subsequentibis

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  Picrew of Annie by Anne

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  Annie Roland by littleMURE

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  Roland by Sorlak

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  Roland by @zalomarty

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  Annie by EpiX

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  by @_waalkr

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