Alyssa Harrell
Alyssa Harrell is a pitcher for the Hawai'i Fridays, and has been with the team since the Season 20 elections. Harrell has played for the Hades Tigers, New York Millennials, Yellowstone Magic, Philly Pies, Baltimore Crabs, and Chicago Firefighters.
Official League Records
Harrell joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Hades Tigers with the Return of Blaseball. Harrell's stats were randomized by the Soul Swap blessing at the end of the season, resulting in a batting stat of .
Harrell was traded to the New York Millennials in exchange for Mclaughlin Scorpler during the Season 3 elections via the Exile blessing.
On Season 4, Day 15, Harrell was exchanged to the Yellowstone Magic due to Feedback. Harrell was replaced by Penelope Mathews. On Day 16 (the game immediately following the feedback swap), Harrell hit two singles to help the Magic come back from 0-4 to beat the Charleston Shoe Thieves, 17-5.
At the end of Season 4, Harrell was affected by the Alternate Reality decree which randomized Harrell's stats, including an increase in batting stats to .
At the end of Season 5, Harrell's pitching fell by as a result of the Charleston Shoe Thieves' Bad Neighbors blessing.
On Season 6, Day 40, Harrell siphoned some of Philly Pies batter Kennedy Cena's defense stats in a game with Blooddrain weather, bringing Harrell's defense from to .
On Season 7, Day 73, Harrell was exchanged to the Hawai'i Fridays due to Feedback. Harrell was replaced by Terrell Bradley.
On Season 8, Day 90, Harrell was exchanged to the Philly Pies due to Feedback. Harrell was replaced by the flickering Eduardo Woodman. Two innings later, Harrell and Woodman were exchanged again to their original teams.
During the Coffee Cup, Harrell played for the Cold Brew Crew as a lineup player.
During the Season 12 elections, all of Harrell's stats were increased as a result of the Infuse will.
During the Season 13 elections, all of Harrell's stats were increased as a result of the Infuse will.
During the Season 14 elections, Harrell was traded to the Baltimore Crabs in exchange for Baldwin Breadwinner as a result of the Crabs' Exchange will.
On Season 15, Day 104, Harrell was attacked by Consumers, losing their last Soul. Harrell was then Redacted and removed from the Crabs' roster.
On Season 17, Day 109, Harrell exited the Secret Base at Tastycake Stadium, losing Redacted and gaining the Attractor modification. Upon being batted in by Spears Taylor, Harrell joined the Hawai'i Fridays' bench.
During the Season 18 elections, Harrell joined the Hawai'i Fridays active roster as a result of the Foreshadow will.
Harrell was traded to the Chicago Firefighters in exchange for Gabriel Griffith during the Season 19 elections via the Fridays' Equivalent Exchange will, becoming a pitcher in the process.
During the Season 20 election, Harrell was then traded to the Hawai'i Fridays in exchange for Gabriel Griffith via the Firefighters' Equivalent Exchange will, becoming a lineup player in the process. Harrell's Attractor modification was also changed to the High Pressure modification by the Firefighters' Reform will.
During the Season 22 elections, Harrell retreated to the Fridays' Shadows as a result of the Fridays' Move will. Harrell's star ratings were then completely randomized as a result of the Shadow Alternate Trust blessing, resulting in Harrell gaining the Negative modification and a combined 15.2 → 15.3 stat increase.
Over the course of Season 23, Harrell entered and exited the Fridays' Shadows three times as a result of Hawai'i Viberight Field (Fax Machine events, ending the Season on the pitching rotation.
Name
Harrell chooses to go by her surname in all contexts.
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Box of Alyssa Harrell Files
- Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-89,991 and start reading...
In Literature
Crabs Poet Laureate Runolfio Peeper wrote the following about Harrell:
Alyssa, noble brilliant champ,
In such short time you left your stamp,
Upon this poet’s crabby shell,
With talents one could never sell.
But then, alas, we bid adieu,
And why or where we have no clue
Quite bitterly we were impacted
The day Alyssa was [ ]
Fan Works
Season 3 Tlopps card by thesillyoldbear.
The only on-file photo of Alyssa Harrell.
"She's real!" by Mozic.
Season 7 card.
by @glassgoblin
by @glassgoblin
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