Albert Stink

Albert Stink
Basic Information
Team	Breckenridge Jazz Hands
Former Team(s)	New York Millennials
Overall Rating	(3)
Batting	(3.5)
Pitching	(3)
Defense	(2)
Running	(3)
Vibes	(4.5)
Dates Active	April 23–present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page

Albert Stink is a lineup player for the Broken Ridge Jazz Hands, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Stink has previously played for the New York Millennials.

Official League Records

Stink joined the ILB as a pitcher in the Shadows for the New York Millennials with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season β17, Day 87, Stink joined the Millennials' active roster as a result of the Fax Machine ballpark modification, swapping with Sandie Carver.

During the Season β17 elections, Stink retreated to the Millennials' Shadows as a result of the Millennials' Move will.

During the Season β22 elections, Stink gained the Negative modification as a result of the Darkside Flip blessing.

During the November 11, 2022 Fall Ball, Stink fell to the Breckenridge Jazz Hands.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Testimony on Albert Stink's Identity

Stories swirl about Albert Stink in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill. Wiki archivists have dutifully recorded some of them in a Rumor Registry, summarized for easy research. These are the notes for one story from IF-26.347...

Albert Stink woke up one day in the NY Millennials apartment, not far from the fax machine, and realized he had been metamorphosed into a stink bug. Despite seeking to live an authentically free life, he can't help but feel like he is living his life with strings attached, as if he were being controlled like a marionette.

Fan Works

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  A Tlopps card of Albert Stink, by @VoxiSour.

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