502 Bad Gateway

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COMMUNITY REPORTS
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502 Bad Gateway refers to the protest campaign launched after the 1994 Blaseball HQ mandate that all splortspersons and spectators use the 502nd turnstile at their respective venues. The reason for this is unknown but it is believed to be an attempt to combat REDACTED. REDACTED for the first time, under allegations of Peanut Fraud REDACTED. The knock-on effect of this, however, are that sometimes the turnstile breaks under the weight of desperate splortsfans, who must wait patiently outside the splortsfield for an impromptu siesta until the turnstile is fixed. It is unknown when, or if, the mandate will be lifted.